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03-02-2010, 09:40 PM | #1 |
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A night out on the town ends you and your pacifist friend on the door steps of a packed bar in the seedy section of town.
As you walk in your buzz fades fast and you realize all eyes are on you. Through the smoke and classic rock blaring you are seeing alot of Cobra tattoos and tons of blue and red. You break to leave and just as you head towards the door a few hulking characters park their Harleys and push you back into the mix. You realize its better to play it cool and try to fit in. You and your friend order a beer and try to fit in....its not working. You scan the place one more time and its nothing but Dreadnoks playing pool and drinking, and tons of off duty Cobra troopers doing shots and getting very rowdy...they smell blood. You notice one guy keeping to himself in the dark booth way in the back, no one near him. The dark shawdow raises his mug and takes a sip. He is seemingly unnoticed by this wild bunch...and for whatever reason, you think it might be best if you walked his way and offered him a drink in hopes of some "protection." You and your friend slide in, and before the man raises his eyes, he takes another sip and says "Can I help you boys?" "Yeah...I think you can help us...I'm (name here) and this is (friend's name) and we wanna get the heck outta dodge" "Just relax...." End story: So...here is the deal...the man is a Joe...it can be ANY member of the G.I.JOE team EXCEPT SNAKE EYES!!!!..... This bar is about to go ape shit on you and your friend...you can only PICK ONE.....Who do you HOPE that JOE member is thats gonna help you out?? |
03-02-2010, 09:44 PM | #2 |
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Who needs help?
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03-02-2010, 09:45 PM | #3 |
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But if I needed help in a fight, I would probably go with Roadblock or Leatherneck
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03-02-2010, 09:46 PM | #4 |
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Chuckles is the one and only Joe you want to meet in this situation.
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03-02-2010, 09:48 PM | #5 |
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WetSuit, Torpedo
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03-02-2010, 09:48 PM | #6 |
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03-02-2010, 09:50 PM | #7 |
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Well first off I never would have brought Lifeline ANYWHERE....and second, my bar contact would have to be Sgt Slaughter. Cuz then I could sit and drink while he cleans house.
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03-02-2010, 09:50 PM | #8 |
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Scoop.
so he can record me deleting their skulls underfoot for youtube.
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03-02-2010, 09:51 PM | #9 |
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Good choice, I hadn't considered Slaughter, but yea I would definitely pick him, the way he was able to house all the other Joes.
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03-02-2010, 09:58 PM | #10 |
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It doesn't matter who the joe is if it's not Snake Eyes. Here's why:
As he's sayin' "just relax" I throw my pacifist friend into him and yell COOOOBRRRAAAA!!!!!! as loud as I can and say we have two Joes in the bar. During ensuing fight I steal a keg and walk out the fron door unscathed.
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