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02-12-2008, 07:07 PM | #1 |
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Before you pledge your allegiance to GI Joe, perhaps you’d be interested in the following:
Rumor: Cobra is evil. Fact: Cobra is a well established organization recognized in many third world nations as a savior to its people. In fact, on numerous occasions, Cobra has offered its assistance to the leaders of said nations in an effort to establish peace in otherwise hostile environments. However, these acts of goodwill and personal sacrifice have often been disrupted or even destroyed by the military group known as GI Joe. Rumor: Cobra is only out to help itself. Fact: The aforementioned efforts by Cobra often result in significant losses of both financial and physical resources. Because of this, Cobra is officially recognized as a nonprofit organization with 80 cents of every dollar going towards the effort of a better tomorrow not just for the citizens of Cobra, but for all those who wish to follow our ways. Rumor: Cobra Commander is a psychotic tyrant bent on destruction of the American way. Fact: According to our political analysts, the same thing has been said about the last three American Presidents and several of the current Presidential candidates. If anything, our beloved Commander recognizes the flaws in the current American government structure and desires nothing more than to see these flaws removed. Granted his tactics may seem a little… severe at times, but this is the result of the American lifestyle being more akin to that of a spoiled child in desperate need of discipline; firm, unrelenting discipline. Rumor: Cobra once joined forces with an ancient race of Bug/Reptile people in an effort to turn the Human Race into mindless primitive beasts. Fact: This entire scenario never happened. In fact, it turns out that this story was nothing more than the dream of one of GI Joe’s very own lieutenants. Further research has shown that this particular lieutenant has a very questionable record containing both official and unofficial accounts of misconduct including a history of abusing controlled substances. It has been determined that this “Cobra-la” was most likely a drug induced fantasy. When the time comes to make your choice in this epic and timeless battle of good versus evil, we, the proud supporters of Cobra want you to have all the facts available to you. As such, we hope that you make your choice wisely. Remember, whether you're with us or against us, we're all in this fight together. See you on the battlefield, be it by our side... or in our sites, HAIL COBRA! Last edited by Hicks_Royel; 02-12-2008 at 07:13 PM.. |
02-12-2008, 07:23 PM | #2 |
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Rumor: Cobra once joined forces with an ancient race of Bug/Reptile people in an effort to turn the Human Race into mindless primitive beasts.
Fact: This entire scenario never happened. In fact, it turns out that this story was nothing more than the dream of one of GI Joe’s very own lieutenants. Further research has shown that this particular lieutenant has a very questionable record containing both official and unofficial accounts of misconduct including a history of abusing controlled substances. It has been determined that this “Cobra-la†was most likely a drug induced fantasy. |
02-12-2008, 07:53 PM | #3 |
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Hail Cobra
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02-13-2008, 03:05 PM | #4 |
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Yes, yes...join Team Cobra. I have been associated with them for many many years. COBRA stands for all of the values that I feel will make this world great. Together we can take over the world! Come be a part of my mission today!
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02-13-2008, 03:11 PM | #5 |
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Join Team Cobra Today! I know you and I stand for the same glorious ideals, and together we can force those ideals on the world by any means necessary! Since we are like minded and want the same thing for this world we should all hate G.I. Joe!
HAIL COBRA!!! Hurt Snake Eyes, heal Ice Cream Soldier! |
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02-13-2008, 03:24 PM | #6 |
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Join Team Cobra Today! I know you and I stand for the same glorious ideals, and together we can force those ideals on the world by any means necessary! Since we are like minded and want the same thing for this world we should all hate G.I. Joe!
HAIL COBRA!!! Hurt Snake Eyes, heal Ice Cream Soldier! I may be with cobra, but i am not throwing in with the ponies. |
02-13-2008, 03:28 PM | #7 |
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Oh yes my brother Viper 48, we are one and the same. You and I are like minded and have the same vision for the future! Cobra Commander provided the template for all great terrorist! Thank you for being a supporter of our team my friend!
Vote Cobra, and vote often! |
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02-13-2008, 03:31 PM | #8 |
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Hicks Royel, Big Ern and the rest of us want you on our team!!! Join TEAM COBRA today OR ELSE! We will conquer the world with or without you! TERRORISM CANNOT BE STOPPED! There is no human brave enough or strong enough to stand against us!
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02-13-2008, 03:54 PM | #9 |
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I may be with cobra, but i am not throwing in with bin laden...
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02-13-2008, 04:32 PM | #10 |
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Yes yes my brothers of TEAM COBRA, we are pure evil! Together we will take over the world! ALL HAIL COBRA!!!EWOKHUNTER92 and VIPER 48 and I are all EVIL BROTHERS. We have one common goal, world domination. Team COBRA will rule the world together! You will know our wrath, you cannot stand against us!
ALL HAIL COBRA COMMANDER!!! |
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