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12-10-2010, 01:00 AM | #9761 |
The Ruiner.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Akron, OH
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The biggest problem with the arctic is that it all looks exactly the same. In a jungle, you can mark trees, follow trails and other stuff to keep track of where you’ve been. But in the arctic, there are no trees. The constant snow fall covers any tracks that might have been there.
It’s incredibly easy to get lost. However, when I roll up on an Iron Grenadier and a Snow Serpent fighting, I’m fairly confident that I haven’t been here before. Mostly because they’re both still alive. It’s tempting to let them fight it out and pick off the victor. But then they see me and realize that they have a common enemy. One of them shouts, “Get him!” which is the lamest thing you could possibly scream in battle. As the good guy, I’m the obvious target for both of them, so there should really be no question whether or not they should “get” me. The IG left his snow shoes at home and slips and falls before he even gets close and the Snow Serpent turns and laughs instead of following through on “getting” me. I really have to wonder where they find these guys. If they’re going to be stupid, I’ll absolutely stoop to their level. So I throw a snow ball at the Snow Serpent. His laugh is instantly halted. He turns back to me and charges, running head long into a flying shoulder tackle. We land right on top of the IG. The struggle is ludicrous, but it ends quickly as I stick my knife deep into the Serpent’s side, yanking it out and throwing a spray of blood onto the IG. “It’s in my mouth!” he screams as I roll off of the pile up. He shoves the Serpent aside, rolls to his knees and rips his helmet off, “Oh my God! What the hell is wrong with you? Who does—“ A boot to the face shuts him up pretty quickly. It actually knocks him cleanly out. The idea of killing an unconscious man kind of sickens me. Strangely, the idea of scalping him alive doesn’t though. I use whatever straps and belts the pair have and strap them together before grabbing a chunk of hair and quickly slicing their scalps off. The poor IG is so out of it that he doesn’t even wake up. The tableau is kind of horrid looking, so I pretty it up with a small snow man on top of each of their exposed brains. “You’ve got issues, Joe.” I spin and shoot at the voice, fairly confident that it’s not a friendly, because we don’t call each other Joes on a one to one basis. The shot connects, but it doesn’t seem like too much of a bother on the Arctic Anvil Officer. I can’t tell if he’s smiling or not behind his mask, but I’m fairly confident that he is. From behind me, I hear a number of engines. I’m confident that it’s Joes. The first Rockslide flies over a snow bank, landing next to me. The Joe smiles, “Nice to see a friendly out here.” I point in the direction of the IG, “We’re not alone.” “Well, let’s handle it, then.” I level my pistol at the Arctic Anvil Officer and let out the loudest “YO JOE!” I can muster before unloading my clip. GIJOE SNIPER ONE-TIME Hurt Arctic Anvil Officer -4
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I hope you get eaten by a bear or something.
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12-10-2010, 01:00 AM | #9762 |
Iron Grenadier Sorcerer
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Silent Castle
Posts: 34,271
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JUSTIN TIME!!!
IRON BIEBERDIERS!!! IRON GRENADIER SOLDIER LEVEL II Hurt Tele-Viper -3
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12-10-2010, 01:00 AM | #9763 |
Night Force
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 15,441
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GI Joe Soldier Level 3
Hurt Artic Anvil Officer -4 |
12-10-2010, 01:00 AM | #9764 |
Hisstank.Com General
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 5,111
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Iron Grenadier Shock Trooper Lvl 1
Shield +5 |
12-10-2010, 01:00 AM | #9765 |
IRON GRENADIER
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Mega-City One
Posts: 14,128
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Iron Grenadier Machine Gunner Lvl 2
Hurt Televiper -3, Interrogator -2 |
12-10-2010, 01:00 AM | #9766 |
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Not here.
Posts: 10,947
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Iron Grenadier Demolitions Level 2
Hurt Tele-Viper -5 |
12-10-2010, 01:00 AM | #9767 |
bad wolf
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: kannapolis, nc
Posts: 3,337
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Iron Grenadier Soldier Level 1
Hurt Tele-Viper -3
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12-10-2010, 01:00 AM | #9768 |
Working 2 Pay My Joe Debt
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 15,804
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COMMAND- ALL UNITS ATTACK!
"ALL UNITS ATTACK! JOES YOU ARE WEAPONS FREE!" All units attack: This Action command has a time duration. It will last for exactly 1 hour from the time it is activated. Example: 4:02pm to 5:02pm. The effect does not cross over to the next turn. This Action Command gives a boost to your attack. All attacks will be at +1. So a Hurt -4 becomes -5 etc.. (Strike team and Special Ops team both get bonus) |
12-10-2010, 01:00 AM | #9769 |
Rick Hunter
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: MIA
Posts: 21,852
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G.I. Joe Weapons Specialist Commando
Hurt Arctic Anvil Officer -6 |
12-10-2010, 01:00 AM | #9770 |
IG 4 LIFE
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: The last place you would think
Posts: 17,671
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wertdog91
Iron Grenadier Field Surgeon Take Out Sniper +4 |
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