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12-09-2010, 01:00 AM | #9661 |
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12-09-2010, 01:00 AM | #9662 |
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One time, a long time ago, I remember burying an action figure in the dirt behind my parents’ house. I came back the next day to dig it up, and it was gone. Or I was digging in the wrong spot. I’m not really certain. But I dug a bunch of holes trying to find that sucker until finally my old man yelled at me to quit ruining his yard.
This is kind of exactly like that. By this, I mean burying IGs and blue shirts in the snow. I wouldn’t bother burying them, but I’d honestly prefer not to leave little piles of their dead friends for the bad guys to find. It tends to make them extra squirrelly, and I don’t really need that. Keeping this many scalps on me isn’t so bad in the cold. It keeps them from stinking. Thank God we’re not in the jungle again. I never thought I’d be so stoked to be in the arctic. Since leaving the safe confines of my hut, I’ve been in extremely frigid hot pursuit of Snow Wolf. I keep missing him. I’ll find a small Cobra camp and pick off Blue Shirts and Snow Serpents (15 scalps for Doom!) for a few minutes before heading in, only to find a little note, “Better luck next time, Joes.” While I’m not a fan of these guys, it sickens me that their troops are so expendable to them. Green shirts might get in the way and generally be a pain in the ass, but they’re useful to have round. And not just as cannon fodder. In the distance, I can hear an engine running. I want it to be Snow Wolf in the worst way. Before I know it, I’m pushing my Rockslide as fast as it will go. I can’t hear the other engine any more, but I can see taillights. I’ll catch this snake if it’s the last thing I do. An explosion doesn’t so much stop me as it does send me flying through the air. A mine. A snow mine. What a dick. The snow is soft when I hit it, but the Rockslide is flying through the air in my general direction, and that thing is much heavier than anything I want landing on me. I can’t get a solid footing, so I’m scrambling, and just digging myself deeper when it lands right next time with a WUMPF. That was frighteningly close. The engine has a kill switch, like on a jet ski, so fortunately I don’t have to worry about it spitting snow all over me. Or blowing up. But where’s there one mine, there are probably others. Fantastic. I need an airlift out of this place. I don’t notice the oncoming vehicle until it’s almost right next to me. It’s a Snow Serpent, but he’s different. He looks like an officer. And he’s big. It’s Snow Wolf. It has to be. SO I do what any smart soldier would do and play dead. His feet crunch through the snow as he approaches me. He sniffs the air around the Rockslide, looking for gas. When he doesn’t find any, he kneels down next to me. The first thing he does is grab my sidearm and throw it aside. He nudges me, roughly. “Joe.” He shoves a gloved finger into the padding of my coat, hard enough for me to certainly feel it and wish that he would stop, but I don’t let him know it, “Joe, if you’re alive, you should stand up and die a man’s death.” I don’t respond. He stands up, “I can see your breath, Joe. I know that you’re alive.” Dammit. A lets loose a heavy sigh and snap into action, stabbing him in his stupid, ugly foot. His scream echoes through the night, but he manages to slip out of my line of vision before I can take advantage of the situation. He’s much faster than I’d like him to be. Fortunately, he’s spewing blood out of his foot, so he’s easy enough to track. My sidearm is sticking out of the snow a few feet away and I make sure to grab it. It looked lonely. I find him hunched on the ground, pulling my knife out of his foot. He’s got a piece of his cloak shoved into his mouth. “Oo fuffer, I’ma ki oo, fuffer.” My gun goes off before I know it and he screams again, my bullet lodged in his chest. He slumps to the ground, and the sound of engines coming is ominous enough that I don’t bother to check if he’s dead yet. If not, he’ll bleed out soon enough. GI JOE SNIPER One-Time Hurt Snow Wolf-5
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12-09-2010, 01:00 AM | #9663 |
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12-09-2010, 01:00 AM | #9664 |
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12-09-2010, 01:00 AM | #9665 |
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12-09-2010, 01:00 AM | #9666 |
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12-09-2010, 01:00 AM | #9667 |
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Snow Wolf: Fang Blade
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12-09-2010, 01:01 AM | #9668 |
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12-09-2010, 01:01 AM | #9669 |
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