|12-08-2010, 01:00 AM||#9561|
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Surrounded by drunks and prostitutes
Iron grenadier soldier lv 1
Hurt snow serpent officer-3
|12-08-2010, 01:00 AM||#9562|
Iron Grenadier Sorcerer
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Silent Castle
Iron Grenadier Soldier Level 2
Hurt Tele-Viper -3
|12-08-2010, 01:00 AM||#9563|
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Mega-City One
Iron Grenadier Machine Gunner Lvl 2
Hurt Snow Serpent Officer -3, Televiper -2
Negotiation's over. Sentence is death.
|12-08-2010, 01:00 AM||#9564|
Join Date: May 2010
Cobra Elite Viper Lv. 1
Hurt Colonel Brekhov -5
Lean forward and choke yourself!
|12-08-2010, 01:00 AM||#9565|
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Akron, OH
I had a strange conversation with Doom the other day.
See, he and I walk a fine line. We’re both bloodthirsty savages of the worst kind. I could fill an ocean with the blood of people that I’ve killed. But, deep down, in my core, I’m a good guy. I think.
We talked about whether our talents would be better suited in other places. An unstoppable killing machine with no remorse unleashed with the promise of money, big-titted women and power… if only you stomp the innocents in the process.
And that’s the catch: Doom and I, we kill bad guys. They sell their talents to the highest bidder to get the money, boobs and power. Except that I kill them before they get any of it. And Cobra or the IGs hires the next dumbass in line.
So it’s with great relish that I squeeze the trigger and watch another blue shirt’s head explode. The shell hits the floor of my little igloo and I quickly snatch it up. I lick the end of my pencil’s nub and put another etch into my notebook. 6 confirmed kills. I’ve only been here an hour.
I really don’t want to head into that snow and collect those scalps. But I made Doom a promise.
After our last rout with these tools, I got a kind grunt from Clutch, which I think means we’re even. Then I got a surprise visit from Low Light. That dude is kind of a legend. He’s on par with Snake Eyes, except that he’s even more in the shadows and background.
Apparently he heard about how I covered Clutch for a few days and was impressed enough by my abilities to want to take me under his wing. And now, I’m a freaking amazing sniper. You know how you’ll be playing Halo or something and you spawn and die instantly? I’m that guy shooting you.
Except, I do it in real life.
And I’m good at it.
There’s a crunch in the snow behind me and before I know it, I’m face to face with some nameless newb I’m supposed to babysit, my knife at his throat.
“What did I tell you about sneaking up on me?”
He stammers something as I turn back to my rifle, peering through the scope again. The snow is quiet but the green shirt isn’t. He mutters something else and makes a noise like a dummy falling to the ground.
I should have known better. Poor kid.
The blue shirt is fast, and before I know it his knife is poking me in the ribs, “Stand up.”
I slowly do, my back still to him. He reaches around the front of me and pulls my knife from it’s scabbard. I can only pray it’s not a Viper as I throw my head back into his face. It’s not a Viper. His nose explodes and the back of my head is covered in hot, sticky blood.
The blue shirt reels back, dropping his knife, grabbing his nose, screaming in pain. Truthfully, this is the best moment of my night. I kick him in the stomach and he flies into the wall of my hunker-down. He’s new, and rough, because a more seasoned blue shirt would be fighting back. He stutters and stammers, and it sounds like he’s begging for his life.
Crawling to his knees, he grabs at me, “Pees, pees don’ ki muh.”
And then he bites my thigh. This is, far and away, the dumbest thing he could have done. I’m wearing a metric ton’s worth of padding to keep me from freezing to death. His long Cobra dagger meets the back of his throat briefly before it probes his brainstem. With a little more effort, it pops through the back of his neck and another gush of blood sprays my igloo.
He isn’t dead yet, though. I may be a killer, but I’m not a sadist, so I twist his neck with a swift jerk and he goes completely limp. Before he hits the ground, I’m looking through my scope again and thumbing my radio.
“Clean up, hut 12.”
There’s a crackle of fuzz on the other end, then, “Dammit, One-Time…”
A blob of blue wanders in to my field of vision. My focus clears, I squeeze the trigger, he drops, I pick up the shell, mark it down.
Seven. Then I remember the blue shirt on the floor behind me. Eight. Not a bad start.
GI Joe Sniper--One-Time
Hurt TARGAT -5
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|12-08-2010, 01:00 AM||#9566|
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Not here.
Iron Grenadier Demolitions Lvl 2
Hurt Snow Serpent Officer -5
|12-08-2010, 01:00 AM||#9567|
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: kannapolis, nc
Iron Grenadier Soldier Level 1
Hurt Tele-viper -3
|12-08-2010, 01:00 AM||#9568|
Join Date: Sep 2008
G.I. Joe Weapons Specialist Commando lvl 3
Hurt Targat -6
|12-08-2010, 01:00 AM||#9569|
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Tulsa, OK
GI Joe Soldier LVL 2
Hurt Targat -3
|12-08-2010, 01:01 AM||#9570|
Join Date: Nov 2007
GiJoe Soldier Level 3
Hurt Targat -4
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