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11-06-2010, 12:00 AM | #9451 |
Rick Hunter
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GI Joe Medic Level 1
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11-06-2010, 12:00 AM | #9452 |
Night Force
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GI Joe Soldier Level2
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11-06-2010, 12:01 AM | #9453 |
Hector Delgado
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G.I.Joe Machine Gunner Level 2
Hurt Benandonner-5 CM
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11-06-2010, 12:02 AM | #9454 |
Ninja Commando
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G.I.Joe Medic (Squad Leader)
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11-06-2010, 12:03 AM | #9455 |
Zombie Outbreak Survivor
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We have been hovering without any support, fending off attacks from these pitiful troops with my giant Stephen Colbert Doombot.
“You know you’re an ass, don’t you? You only got into this hero thing in the first place to improve our image. WAKE UP! They are never going to accept us, we are not one of them. They don’t trust us because we are cruel to their enemies, does that make one fuking bit of sense? I never thought I’d LIVE TO SEE THE DAMN DAY, when you let someone play you for a fool… never. What was our motto? Huh???” “The house always wins”, Doom says under his breath. “So why are we flying our sweet ass Colbertbot out to help them, when in the end you know we will never really be Joes???” “Pete, listen, we are not here for glory”. “BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!”, screams Weller. “ You know you joined because folks thought we were creepy and you tried to improve our image! ADMIT IT YOU TIN PLATED BASTARD!” “Yes, you are right, Peter. At least you get to play the hero sometimes in the flix, I’m always…” “You are who you were meant to be, damn you, a villain! You want to blast Benandonner to kingdom come and collect his bloody fuking head, but you can’t because of orders. SCREW YOUR ORDERS! Open up hell like this bot was made to do, and fry that jerkwad.” “Peter, as long as I’m in command of our two man assault squad, I will decide how we will post.” X Destro's Son* (Soldier LEVEL ONE) - Hurt Ferret-3 “Are you done yet?” “Yeah I’m done”, Pete zips up his fly. You gonna tell them that my attack on that ferret was with my piss?” “Nope”, Doom lights up a large hand rolled cigarette of some kind. “You going back to Joe HQ?” Doom holds then exhales a large cloud of smoke, “Nope”. “Where to then?” “Come on Pete, what is it you always say? Where ever you go, there you are.” “Oh, Latveria it is then. Hey pal, listen, if you are seriously gonna play cannon fodder for these greenshirts, I might be out of the missions. They left us holding our ass and wasting our ammo on this one.” DOOM does not respond. “I’ll fly us home”. “I BUILT IT TO FLY ITSELF, PETER, SIT AND CHILL OR YOU WILL WALK HOME”. The Colbert Doombot has less than scratches on it from the attack. As Doom relaxes with his smoke and a ginger beer, he looks out the window and wonders aloud, “Maybe we don’t belong, they are certainly not making the full use of our power. Possibly they too fear us. Maybe we should start our own faction…”
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11-06-2010, 12:06 AM | #9456 |
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Iron Grenadier Machine Gunner Lvl 1
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11-06-2010, 12:09 AM | #9457 |
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11-06-2010, 12:26 AM | #9458 |
Cobra puppet therapist
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Scenario chapter 13: Race of Scorpions Strike Team Battle Named Characters Max Hp= 30 Odd days/Even days Cobra Attack: Joes/I.G. Joes Attack: I.G./Cobra I.G. Attack: Cobra/Joes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cobra Strike team:28hp DEF +1 9pm/10pm -Joe targets Range Viper -28hp -I.G. targets Motor Viper -K.O.-used ability -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G.I. Joe Strike team:30hp***** ATT +1 9pm/10pm -Cobra targets Clutch -30hp -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iron Grenadiers Strike team:30hp DEF +1 9pm/10pm -Cobra targets Fender Officer -15hp -Joe targets Benandonner -K.O.-used ability Ferret -15hp ************************************************** *********************************** K.O.s: Xamot= Joecollector85 Heavy Duty= Barefoot Jedi Sato= RaygeOn Trakker= Cobra Dreadwind Clanker Qu= Chief CWO Turner= RuckusJr Vypra= Ronin Assassin Leech= !!Snake-Eyes!! Lopez= Gyre-Viper Hawkins= Black Llama Burns= xFlintx Clanker Xu= dominic.18 Clanker Zi= Thatjimboguy Skidmark= Zarana1976 Nightfox= Poptart13 Tomax= Monkeywrench1988 Rollbar= Uninvited Ghost Wild Boar= Delta1974 Rolling Thunder= Cobra Dreadwind ASP XI= Black Llama ASP II= zx670 Nilalist= Nickvree ASP MX= The L.O.C. ASP V= Gyre-Viper Clanker Vox= Bionic Commando Warfield= Angry.Android H.A.L. Alpha= Nickvree H.A.L. Bravo= Nickvree H.A.L. Delta= Nickvree H.A.L. Echo= Nickvree Hayes= Night Viper 143 Desert Scorpion= Speedocub Baker= Cobra Terrorist Gator= RaygeOn I.G. Move Objective= Completed by xFlintx I.G. Action Objective= Completed by jaimanstone Rhino= Renhoek Raven= Eduardimus Prime Mayhem= dominic.18 Dagger= dominic.18 Sneak Peak= Delta1974 Volcano= Ruckusjr Rax= CallMeChuckles Benandonner= Shipwreck!!! Motor Viper= Ronin Assassin!!! Strike Team Game winning post, two games in a row!!! ************************************************** *********************************** Cobra Special Ops:Special Ops Teams -------*--*--*------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Team Hp - 12/16 (20) ____________ Enemy Targets: Condor - 2-2dmg Stiletto - 6-2dmg __________ Move: = 05/10 Move points Action: = 00/10 Move points Special Mission: Explosive 00/10 __________ Armory items: | 0 | Used: Drone Missile, Flechette Grenade, Peneplastic shield. Action Commands: | 0 | Used: Airstrike, Helicopter Gunship, Take Cover, Defensive Perimeter. HQ Command: | 0 | Used: Weapons Barrage. Supply Drop: | 0 | Used: Medical drop: Class upgrade: Riot Shield Item: Repair Kit +8hp _____________ Objectives: Move: The Joe Team's Heavy Artillery Lasers are zeroing in on your troops and raining down heavy fire, move your troops to higher ground! = 10 Move points Action: The Joe team has called in the Mobile Armored Strike team and they are moving in from the North West quadrant. You must redeploy your Mobile Missile systems for a counter offensive! = 10 Action points Special Mission: Send in a Special team to plant explosives in the valley. This will block off the enemy and give Tomax and Xamot time to escape! = 10 Explosive points *Have your Spec Ops team post "Explosive +5" This will count as their daily post.* -------*-**--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G.I. Joe Special Ops: Team Hp - 2/71hp (95) Mauler - K.O. Sky Striker - K.O. _____________ Enemy Targets: Highlander - 4-9dmg Switchblade - 47-9dmg Piranha - 47-9dmg Jackhammer - 47-9dmg Stinger - 46-9dmg __________ Move: = 37/48 Move points Action: = 40/48 Move points Special Mission: Cover Fire 15/48 __________ Armory items: | 0 | Used: Flechette Grenade, Armor piercing rounds, Peneplastic shield, Action Commands: | 1 | Used: Helicopter Gunship, Airstrike, All Units attack, HQ Command: | 0 | Used: Weapons Barrage Supply Drop: | 0 | Used: Weapons drop: done. _____________ Objectives: Move: Cobra's has hired a mercenary organization called Venom. This mobile assault team is coming in fast, deploy the Rolling Thunder's Lighting Missiles! = 48 Move points Action: Iron Grenadier Clanker drones are blocking off your troops from the primary target, have your Heavy Artillery take them out! = 48 Action points Special Mission: Clutch and his Strike team are getting pinned down by enemy fire, you need to provide cover fire for the Strike team! = 48 Cover Fire points *Have your Spec Ops team post "Cover Fire +5" This will count as their daily post.* -------***---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iron Grenadier Special Ops: Team Hp - 25/76hp (110) Demon - K.O. Banshee assault Copter - K.O. _____________ Enemy Targets: Maggot - 77-11dmg Firecracker - 35-11dmg Slingshot - 20-11dmg __________ Move: = 55/55 Move points Action: = 55/55 Move points Special Mission: Capture 15/55 __________ Armory items: | 0 | Used: Flechette Grenade, Armor piercing rounds, Peneplastic Shield, Action Commands: | 0 | Used: Helicopter Gunship, All units attack, Take Cover, Defensive Perimeter. HQ Command: | 0 | Used: Weapons Barrage. Supply Drop: | 0 | Used: Medical drop, done. _____________ Objectives: Special Mission: Send in a team to capture Tomax and Xamot, they will make perfect hostages! = 55 Capture points *Have your Spec Ops team post "Capture +5" This will count as their daily post.* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conditions of victory: Strike team game: Be the last team standing. When a team has all of it's Characters knocked out, that team is out. If the game comes down to two teams, all Targets become available. If all three teams are active, the team with no targets left to shoot is the winner. __________ Special Ops game: Be the first team to 1. Complete Move and Action Objectives 2. Complete Special mission 3. knock out all enemy targets *A team that wins one of these games will have a partial victory. A team that wins both games will have a complete victory! Intel Data: Misfire: Do Not repost Reposts: None
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11-06-2010, 12:27 AM | #9459 |
Cobra puppet therapist
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The Strike Team Game is Over! The Iron Grenadiers Team wins the Strike team game!!! Congratulations!!! Note: The Special Ops game is still in progress. Strike Team; Game winning Post: Congratulations to the Iron Grenadiers on Winning the Strike team game! Once again, it was a very close game! I want thank all of the Iron Grenadiers, the G.I. Joe Team, and Cobra for making this a great game! Please note that the Special Ops game is still in progress!
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11-06-2010, 01:00 AM | #9460 |
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