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11-02-2010, 06:44 AM | #9051 |
The Ruiner.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Akron, OH
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Have you ever wondered what it was like to have a seasoned, battle hardened Joe mad at you? Say, Clutch, for instance.
If you ever want to find out, destroy a VAMP. You can expect to scrub dirt, blood, oil and things you'd prefer not to know the origin of from every vehicle in the motor pool. In case you were counting, that's a lot. Seriously, a lot. And these things aren't small. Have you SEEN a RHINO? They're huge. And the nooks and crannies collect debris and gore like they were magnets (how do THEY work?). So, yeah, being on Clutch's sh!t list, sucks. He also shipped me to Communications. Which is fine with me because Dial-Tone is wicked hot. She looks a lot like Helix, but more approachable. Because Helix is scary. Like Snake Eyes with boobs. But meaner, because she talks. When they shipped us to this hell-hole, I'm pretty sure that I was the last person Clutch expected to see. But here I am and there he is. And right now, his team is drawing massive fire and I'm doing my best to make surf he makes it out alive. Sadly, I'm no marksmen. So I'm hitting targets, but I'm making a mess of them. Several blue shirts are going to have permanent limps because I blew out their shins, knees or hips instead of giving them a glorious headshot. Truth be told, I'm aiming for their balls. Petty? Childish? Yeah. But who hasn't wanted to do that? Maybe if I save Clutch and shoot a snake in the sack, He'll give me a high-five. A Joe can dream, right? GI JOE TECH OFFICER COVER FIRE+ 5
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My feedback thread:
http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...-feedback.html Swamirama! A BST list: http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...ml#post4177881 Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom-1
I hope you get eaten by a bear or something.
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11-02-2010, 06:51 AM | #9052 |
IG 4-Life IG 4-Ever
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Chicago
Posts: 50,866
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Iron Grenadier Iron Anvil Lvl 1
Hurt Turner -5
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11-02-2010, 06:56 AM | #9053 |
Scarred Cobra Officer
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 4,612
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Cobra Combat Medic Level 1
Heal Range Viper +5 Hail Cobra. |
11-02-2010, 07:33 AM | #9054 |
DeceptiGrenadier
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Broca Beach, MI
Posts: 12,187
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Iron Grenadier Annihilator Lvl 2
Move +5
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11-02-2010, 07:41 AM | #9055 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: NY
Posts: 2,157
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Sgt. Airborne
GI Joe Ranger Level 1 Move +4 |
11-02-2010, 07:45 AM | #9056 |
Merkin 4 the weekend!
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Sac-BR0-mento, California
Posts: 2,303
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Iron Grenadier Iron Anvil
Hurt Lopez -4
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11-02-2010, 08:00 AM | #9057 |
Cobra Tequila drinker
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Albany, New York
Posts: 1,249
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Elite Viper Lv. 2
Hurt Sato -7
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11-02-2010, 08:33 AM | #9058 |
S.A.W Viper
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Planet Vagina-8
Posts: 5,900
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Cobra Machine Gunner lvl 2
Hurt WildBoar -3 Hurt Nihilist - 2
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11-02-2010, 08:33 AM | #9059 |
Im Charming
Join Date: May 2008
Location: The Mitten
Posts: 42,053
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Iron Grenadier Field Surgeon
Heal IG Special Ops Team +4 |
11-02-2010, 08:58 AM | #9060 |
"The Mayor"
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Central SD
Posts: 4,022
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GI Joe Covert Ops Level 2
Move +1 Action +3
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