|
Community Links |
Social Groups |
Pictures & Albums |
Members List |
Search Forums |
Advanced Search |
Go to Page... |
|
Thread Tools |
09-24-2010, 06:54 AM | #8691 |
Welcome2TheSlaughterhouse
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 10,267
|
cobra viper
Hurt Zombie Gypsy -2
__________________
WWO COMIC http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...ng-o-ring.html GI GNOME http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...-gi-gnome.htmlb WAR ROOM http://www.hisstank.com/forum/groups...#gmessage36490 |
09-24-2010, 07:02 AM | #8692 |
Hisstank.Com General
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Houston
Posts: 6,170
|
Iron Grenadier Combat Medic Lvl 1
Heal Iron Dragon +5
__________________
|
09-24-2010, 07:11 AM | #8693 |
The Ruiner.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Akron, OH
Posts: 6,606
|
This place is creepy. This us a battlefield. There are dudes with laser guns, flamethrowers, and itchy trigger fingers. But the villagers won't hide--what the hell is their problem?
This girl needs to go. "Lady," I grab her shoulder, "Get inside, it isn't safe out here." She whirls around and tries to bird me. Ok, seriously, eff this. She's a zombie. Really? A zombie. This is ridiculous. I don't know which a-hole is responsible for this, Cobra Commander or Destro, but they both have officially made my sh!t list. The poor girl is covered in blood and her mouth snaps open and shut as she stumbles toward me. She's fresh, her skin is still vaguely pink. She has also eaten recently: I can see a finger rolling around in her mouth. I do what's normal and lash out at her. Thankfully I held on to the handle of my knife, and I knock her jaw completely off of her face. You would expect a lot more blood if you did this to a living, breathing Human, but since this chick is dead, the blood ain't exactly flowing. It also doesn't stop her. She keeps coming like I promised her Justin Bieber's autograph or something. I hate Justin Bieber, so I kick her leg out from under her and punch her in the forehead. I want it to cave, but apparently this thick-skulled chick missed that memo. She just keeps coming! Please stop trying to bite me. You only have half a jaw. Your tongue is waggling around, throwing globs of spit and blood all over me. And your breath stinks. So cut it out. I have given you just about everything that I've got, but you just keep coming. And coming. And coming. Zombies don't fight fair. At least blue shirts and IGs fall down and stay down after a few hits. I want to shove a grenade down her throat, but I'm not technically allowed to carry them yet. The idea of splashing her brains across the castle's courtyard seems... Well, it seems like the greatest idea ever. Especially as I'm down on my back, holding her neck with one hand and hacking at her with the other. A blur beside me, and she goes flying. A glint of steel in the night and I see mt reflection in Snake Eyes' visor. He grabs my hand and pulls me to my fight, flashes me a questioning thumbs up, which I gladly return, and he's off again. I have a man crush. I turn to my zombie girlfriend and start stomping a mud hole in her midsection. It gives a sickening squish as I stomp straight through her skin, releasing all of the various body parts at she has already ingested. GIJOE DRIVER HURT ZOMBIE GIRL -4
__________________
My feedback thread:
http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...-feedback.html Swamirama! A BST list: http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...ml#post4177881 Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom-1
I hope you get eaten by a bear or something.
Last edited by xSwamiJayx; 09-24-2010 at 11:52 AM.. Reason: Combining my text. Sorry! |
09-24-2010, 07:15 AM | #8694 |
King of Cardboard
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1,055
|
GI Joe Tech Officer Level 1
Repair Night Shade +5 |
09-24-2010, 07:16 AM | #8695 |
Cobra puppet therapist
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Area 51, Nevada
Posts: 10,127
|
Defensive perimeter! Airtight~ "All units fall back, we are being over run! Al units fall back! Krch~ Airtight to Night Force, requesting reinforcements, we are outnumbered by unknown hostile civilians, they are under the influence of some kind of Pathogen!" Tunnel Rat~ "Negative on those reinforcements Airtight, we are committed, we cannot disengage without heavy losses. We have several injured, including Falcon and Lowlight, our mobility is shit. You are on your own for now." Airtight opens his comm, trying to contact Joe Command, "Come in Joe Command, Bravo team requesting reinforcements, come in, do you copy!" There is only dead space, the Iron Grenadiers have restored power to their defense grid, closing of all communications. Suddenly, the Comm opens up, but he does not recognize the voice. "This is Baron Von Doom, I have temporarily taken command of all communications frequencies. We are being overrun by a vastly superior force! Our only chance of survival is to work together as a team to defeat these abominations. If you can put aside your own personal objectives, and work together as team, then we may all survive this. Otherwise, we shall all perish here in this castle!" Th Iron Grenadiers look in amazement as Dr. Doom steps forward with a group of fallen soldiers. Apparently, he has healed his own wounds to a degree, and also administered Medical treatment to several I.G. and Joe troopers who had sustained injuries. They are all in bad shape, but they are able to stand and fire their weapons, which is good enough for right now. He has explained his plan to them, and they have agreed regardless of how their respective commanders felt about it. Dr. Doom and the troopers form a defensive perimeter and begin to fight off the Zombies and Dire Wolves. All Spec Ops teams may pool their resources: ALL THREE TEAMS MUST MUTUALLY Agree to work together, or NON at all. Team HP: Keep each other alive Vehicles: Keep the Ground vehicles operational Zombies: Concentrate fire to quickly eliminate Zombie waves. If you choose to cooperate, you do so of your own will. Again, all three teams are in or all three are out. Be Advised: All three teams have already completed their Move and Action Objectives. The first team to Knock out all Wave 1 and wave 2 enemies wins the Spec Ops game. *You will not be allowed to help each other Destroy the Dire Wolves, only the Zombies. The Choice is yours. If any of you feel that working together may cause drama in any way shape or form, don't do it. Make your choice either way and live with it in peace. |
09-24-2010, 07:26 AM | #8696 |
Cobra puppet therapist
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Area 51, Nevada
Posts: 10,127
|
Scenario chapter 12: Bloody Vengeance Strike Team Battle Named Characters Max Hp= 30 Odd days/Even days Cobra Attack: Joes/I.G. Joes Attack: I.G./Cobra I.G. Attack: Cobra/Joes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cobra Strike team:60hp -Joe targets Stormshadow -9hp-used ability Pit Viper Officer-30hp-day target -I.G. targets Razor Trooper -21hp-day target -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G.I. Joe Strike team:113hp***** ***** -Cobra targets Tunnel Rat -15hp-used ability Shockwave -24hp-day target -I.G. targets Lowlight -25hp-used ability Crazy Legs -24hp Repeater -25hp-day target -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iron Grenadiers Strike team:94hp -Cobra targets Voltar -14hp Cutlass -5hp-used ability Ghost -24hp-day target -Joe target Metal Head -24hp Iron Dragon -24hp-day target ************************************************** *********************************** K.O.s: Firefly= Foolproof Fort Knox= Chief CWO Grenadier Marcus= Blot Grenadier Hunk= Night Viper143 Night Vulture Officer= CWO Dark Grenadier= ChariJoe Joe Trooper Redfield= Misfit1015 Joe Trooper Chambers= Misfit1015 Grenadier Saddler= Night Viper 143 Joe Trooper Kennedy= Zartan.uk Alley Viper Officer= Ronin Assassin Grenadier Wesker= Joecollector85 Dr. Doom= Jaimanstone Joe Trooper Valentine= xFlintx Falcon= Delta1974 Grenadier Spencer= Joecollector85 ************************************************** *********************************** Special Ops Teams -------***----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cobra Special Ops: Team Hp - 44/50hp Ferret - 13/25hp ____________ Enemy Targets: Wave 1 Snake Eyes - 20hp-dmg10 Grenadier Trevor - 8hp-dmg4 Bonus: Barbecue - 22hp __________ Enemy Targets: Wave 2 Dire Wolf Rend - 25hp-dmg10 Dire Wolf Maul - 25hp-dmg10 Dire Wolf Claw - 25hp-dmg10 Dire Wolf Gore - 25hp-dmg10 _____________ Zombies-not required for victory, only survival. Zombie Chef- 4hp-5 Zombie Cowboy- 6hp-5 Zombie Gypsy- 4hp-5 Zombie Villager- 6hp-5 Zombie Soldier- 1hp-5 ____________ Armory items: 3; Used: Action Commands: 3; Used: Air Strike, HQ Reinforcements, Take Cover, _____________ Objectives: Bonus Objective: Barbecue is turning up the heat! His flamethrower has your men trapped in the main hall, take him out! = Barbecue 25-hp Complete the bonus objective to acquire a free armory item! -------***---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G.I. Joe Special Ops: Team Hp - 53/90hp Night shade - 13/25hp Night Raider - 25/25hp _____________ Enemy Targets: Wave 1 Masque - 25hp-dmg18 Grenadier Birkin - 4hp-dmg4 Grenadier Krauser - 13hp-dmg4 ____________ Enemy Targets: Wave 2 Dire Wolf Alpha - 43hp-dmg18 Dire Wolf Bravo - 43hp-dmg18 Dire Wolf Delta - 45hp-dmg18 Dire Wolf Omega - 45hp-dmg18 _____________ Zombies-not required for victory, only survival. Zombie Girl- 7hp-9 Zombie Sailor- 11hp-9 Zombie Ship Captain- 11hp-9 Zombie Cop- 11hp-9 Zombie Lawyer- 11hp-9 __________ Armory items: 1*; Used: Flash bang grenade, Intel Packet, Peneplastic Shield, Action Commands: 3; Used: Air Strike, Take Cover, Weapons barrage, _____________ Objectives: All Objectives Complete! -------***---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iron Grenadier Special Ops: Team Hp - 90/100hp Iron hawk Gunship - 15/25hp Oblivion Walker - 5/25hp _____________ Bonus: Cobra Demolitions - 50hp _____________ Enemy Targets: Wave 2 Dire Wolf Ultra - 36hp-dmg20 Dire Wolf Black - 44hp-dmg20 Dire Wolf Gold - 50hp-dmg20 Dire Wolf Silver - 50hp-dmg20 _____________ Zombies-not required for victory, only survival. Zombie Merchant- 10hp-10 Zombie Pilot- 12hp-10 Zombie Old Man- 12hp-10 Zombie Stripper- 12hp-10 Zombie Gangster- 12hp-10 __________ Armory items: 3 Action Commands: 4; Used: HQ Weapons barrage, Take Cover, ____________ Objectives: Bonus Objective: A Cobra Demolitions team is trying to blow up the main Castle wall, take them out! = Cobra Demolitions -50hp Complete the bonus objective to acquire a free armory item! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doom's Zombie Apocalypse kill squad: Dr. Doom - 20hp Joe Trooper Redfield - 10hp Joe Trooper Valentine - 10hp Joe Trooper Kennedy - 10hp Joe Trooper Chambers - 10hp Grenadier Marcus - 10hp Grenadier Hunk - 10hp Grenadier Wesker - 10hp Grenadier Spencer - 10hp -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conditions of victory: Strike team game: Be the last team standing. When a team has all of it's Characters knocked out, that team is out. If the game comes down to two teams, all Targets become available. If all three teams are active, the team with no targets left to shoot is the winner. __________ Special Ops game: Be the first team to Complete Move and Action Objectives and knock out enemy waves 1 & 2. *A team that wins one of these games will have a partial victory. A team that wins both games will have a complete victory! Day Targets: These targets may only be targeted from: 12 noon until reset, Eastern time. Any Hurt posted on them from Midnight until 12 noon will be misfires. These targets will have "Day targets" written next to them. Intel Data: Misfire: Do Not repost Reposts: None |
09-24-2010, 07:35 AM | #8697 |
Cobra's #1 Killer
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: milwaukee,wi
Posts: 7,149
|
Cobra Demolitions
Hurt Cutlass -5 FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
__________________
THE DELTA IS EVERYWHERE!!! Never throw rocks at a man with a machine-gun. The Man,The Myth,THE LEGEND.
|
09-24-2010, 08:02 AM | #8698 |
DeceptiGrenadier
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Broca Beach, MI
Posts: 12,187
|
Iron Grenadier Driver Lvl 2
Hurt Dire Wolf Ultra -5 Take that Ultra! Hopefully Ultra's a female Dire Wolf because I kicked her square in the taco!!!!
__________________
Rest in peace my son, Aaron Michael. You will always be in our hearts and prayers. 9/13/2012 |
09-24-2010, 08:09 AM | #8699 |
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 29,433
|
Iron Grenadier Iron Anvil Lvl 1
Hurt Dire Wolf Ultra -5 |
The Batman |
View Public Profile |
Find More Posts by The Batman |
09-24-2010, 08:13 AM | #8700 |
still functions
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: The Dirty Den, CT
Posts: 7,927
|
Iron Grenadier Covert Ops MVP Lvl 1
Hurt Dire Wolf Black -4 |
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Battlefield Heroes The Official Free Video Game Of HISS Tank.com | DESTRO | Video Games | 25 | 05-25-2011 03:02 AM |
Official HISSTANK G.I.Joe vs. Cobra Forum Game - Rules and Regulations | rob0213 | G.I. Joe General Discussion | 2 | 08-16-2009 08:20 PM |
|
|
Recent Off Topic Threads |
Star Wars 3 3/4 discussion thread |
Unknown American Defense vehicles |
Hisstank Late Night thread... |
What song are you listening to? |
DarkLordMordred... |