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06-14-2010, 12:21 AM | #6711 |
Hisstank.Com General
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cobra combat medic lvl1
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06-14-2010, 12:23 AM | #6712 |
Northern Response
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G.I. Joe Soldier
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06-14-2010, 12:25 AM | #6713 |
IRON GRENADIER
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Iron Grenadier Dog Handler Lvl 1
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06-14-2010, 12:29 AM | #6714 |
still functions
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Iron Grenadier Pilot
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06-14-2010, 12:33 AM | #6715 |
Working 2 Pay My Joe Debt
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Psyche-out: Scare tactics
Psyche-out is an expert in psychological warfare. His array of sound and light distortion devices can create a sense of panic and chaos among the enemy troops, greatly hampering their effectiveness. Result; The next 4 hurt points will be absorbed. |
06-14-2010, 12:38 AM | #6716 |
IG 4-Life IG 4-Ever
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TIME TO DIE JOES!!! KING steps back on to the battlefield to lay waste to the joes.
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06-14-2010, 12:47 AM | #6717 |
Gary Goggles
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say hi to Jessica Tandy for me.
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06-14-2010, 12:58 AM | #6718 |
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Don't worry Ali Larter, you're on my list, but a different Ali gets it tonight...
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06-14-2010, 12:59 AM | #6719 |
Zombie Outbreak Survivor
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“Pete, I said, It’s always a good thing to watch a cobra Hypnotic Device burn, just don’t stay up keeping watch all night, I need you frosty for tomorrow.”
“Why?, asked Weller.” OH you’ll see, we make more in Latveria than just DOOMBOTS….. We emerge from the darkness like hunting wolves, a pack of two, DOOM and Weller, out for a quick recon of the hypnotic device area, with reports of Alley Vipers around we are the definition of frosty. Near last nights vantage point now, we are silent deadly killing machines. “I’m going in one click to get a better look, Weller whispered, you’ll cover me, right?” “Do you even have to ask, now get your ass down that hill!” Weller smiles that half grin like from buckaroo banzai, and slowly, silently slips into the darkness. It’s dark as hell tonight, glad for the night vision goggles. Wish I had them when I was a kid. The old man would literally throw me down the stairs to a dungeon room and leave me in the dark for days. The great Destro, who holds his honor in such high esteem, is a lying, manipulative, $hit of a father. I was with my brother Alex with joining father’s army after he ditched the human snake, weakest of them all, the slime ball named Cobra Commander. At first all was well. I came up with a revolutionary new design based upon the old B.A.T. design but so much more improved in fuel efficiency, targeting, and the metals used were adamantium and vibranium, strong stuff, anti tank robots. Father stole my design, and I left the Castle vowing to have nothing to do with father’s exploits and to clear away the evil cloud he made my life. I went back to Latveria, sat down with our best designers, then had the best scientists from Wakanda, build some exterior designs, bring the two together and you have my full time staff constantly striving to make my visions a reality. Reality… REALITY! I snap back to the present, shit, I can’t see Pete anywhere. I make a bird call, it’s part of our code. Stick Snapped, didn’t want to hear it, but I did, this is getting really cruddy. “Pete”, I whispered. No response. The sound is getting closer, I reach into my cloak and pull out a very small chrome gun, almost invisible in my large Silver hand. It looks laughable, like a child’s squirt gun, but remember, I told you, we do make more than DOOMBOTs. I raise my hand and the pistol charges sounding vaguely like a Proton thrower used to catch ghosts. No more time for screwing around, if I lost Pete, I don’t want to follow him. “IDENTIFY OR I WILL OPEN FIRE!” I forgot how my voice carries, shit. We are going to have to find new cover for sure now. “See this is why we can’t have nice things!”, screams Weller as he comes running up the hill. “Covers blown, Alley Viper right behind….. Destro’s Son -Green Beret Hurt Alley Viper Anger -4 A HUGE sonic blast hits the alley viper in the face almost point blank, sending him far off the edge of our now useless vantage point. We are talking miles. “What… the hell… IS THAT THING?”, Pete screamed at me probably from some amount of hearing loss due to the close range use of a long range sonic weapon. “NOISY CRICKET”, I shouted, “COME ON I BLEW OUR COVER WE GOTTA GO NOW!!!!!” Now we are walking. Hours pass. “How’s your hearing, better?” “I live, said Pete, to fight another day.” “So you pist at me?” “Why would I be, I didn’t have the shot, you did, you took it, Thanks. You saved my a$$.” “Cool”, I said “ Now lets build us something cool to hide in until the CO tells us who needs a fang stomping.” “DS?” “Yes Mr. Weller sir what can I do for you now?” “What the hell was that thing you shot the alley viper with, a gun?” “Kind of, it uses sound to punch a hole in stuff basically.” “DS?” “What now little brother?” “What other kinds of weapons did you build?” DOOM laughs an evil laugh, short but to the point. “I am Destro’s Son, I’m pretty good with weapons. I think you’ll like the other toys I brought with me on this trip!”
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06-14-2010, 01:00 AM | #6720 |
Mortal Enemy
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Iron Grenadier Leader Lvl 2
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