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05-26-2011, 08:09 PM | #12051 |
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05-26-2011, 08:26 PM | #12052 |
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As I silently turn the corner, in the dark building, I come face to face with another disgusting, drooling, stank breath zombie. This one however, had a Vietnam era beret and favored Flint. There was only one thing I could do. I jammed my shotgun in its gaping blood filled maw and pulled the trigger.
'click' went the boom stick. both of us looked at my trusty friend in surprise. But the Toxo Zombie recovered first and smacked me across the hall way. I slide through some of the most disgusting blood, ichor and other various sticky, viscous fluids that I have no intention of naming much less describing. I shake my head and blink a couple of times as grampa Flint starts shambling in my general direction. I look around and find a fellow Joe torn in half beside me. The Zombie I liquified earlier smeared all over him. And right there attached to his tac vest is the greatest thing I had ever seen. A shell of .00 buck, just sitting there waiting for me. I grunt in disgust and try my best to hold onto my lunch as it pops out of my fingers once it clears the vest. I scramble after it, hearing the Zombie getting closer. I take one look at the shell slick with gore when I get my slippery butterfingers on it a second time. I look down at my filthy, blood spattered uniform and prey for a clean spot to wipe the shell off, while trying to recover my feet. I slowly back up and realize the inside of my shirt could do the trick. The Zombie is almost close enough to knock me for another loop. The slightly cleaner round slams home just as my back foot finds a spent casing on the ground. I fall back on my ass and almost misfire with the weapon as the butt strikes the ground with me, jarring my hands. The Zombie, seeing my distress lunges forward, leading with his rotted broken teeth. I do the only thing a brave well trained warrior like me could do in a situation as desperate as this. I ram the muzzle right back where it was before as the Zombie falls on me, snuffling out a laugh around the barrel of the gun. The zombie not realizing that God loved me just enough to help me rearm my weapon, lost what was left of its limited ability to reason as it's putrid zombie brain sprayed the ceiling above. It took a few seconds after that for me to open my eyes and stop screaming. Its been a long night, a night I'll never forget but hopefully, when it's all finished. The Joes will have made sure that no one will ever have to suffer through a night like this again! GI Joe Green Beret Hurt Toxo-Zombie Fairborne -4 |
05-26-2011, 08:34 PM | #12053 |
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05-26-2011, 08:58 PM | #12054 |
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SIZE=4]Netbook..$299[/SIZE] One month of internet service $50 Cost of the class that I should be doing homework for right now $1300 Skinning Some Snakes and Melting Some Iron Grenadiers.... Priceless |
05-26-2011, 09:00 PM | #12055 |
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Use Action Command All units attack: This Action command has a time duration. It will last for exactly 1 hour from the time it is activated. Example: 4:02pm to 5:02pm. The effect does not cross over to the next turn. This Action Command gives a boost to your attack. All attacks will be at +1. So a Hurt -4 becomes -5 etc.. (Strike team and Special Ops team both get bonus) |
05-26-2011, 09:00 PM | #12056 |
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05-26-2011, 09:00 PM | #12057 |
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05-26-2011, 09:00 PM | #12058 |
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05-26-2011, 09:01 PM | #12059 |
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'McFuffen'
'McFuffen? Do you want sausage on that?' 'IT was my moms pet anme for me' 'Your codre name is blac llama and dyou momcalled you Mcmuffin' 'mcfuffen' 'Mcfluffen?' 'fuffen' 'mcgloven' Destor was getting fed up now 'just call in teh data viper we need tech support' and the datea viper wa;led the dark and lone hallway to the lab eventually he made his way into the lab after a dark and loneley waklk. he bowed as he entered teh room 'lard destor and balk llama i have come to help with the ebay problem' 'that is good' 'i have taken the correct steps to help you' 'were tehy to the left' 'i just need you password to ebay to help out' 'mcfuffen' 'mcmuffin?' And with that destro puct a tactal palm to his face...... Iron Grenadier Soldier Hurt Quickfire -2
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05-26-2011, 09:02 PM | #12060 |
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