|04-15-2011, 07:03 AM||#11601|
Join Date: May 2008
Location: The Mitten
Iron Grenadier Annihilator Lvl 1
|04-15-2011, 07:13 AM||#11602|
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Hutto, Texas
Iron Grenadier Stealth Assassin Lvl 3
Hurt Cobra Rage -8
Bring the rain!!
Bring the Rain!!
|04-15-2011, 07:16 AM||#11603|
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: New York
Iron Grenadier Field Surgeon
Hurt Rage -2
|04-15-2011, 07:22 AM||#11604|
Cobra Tequila drinker
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Albany, New York
Covert Ops Lv. 2
Hurt Stetcher -2
|04-15-2011, 07:47 AM||#11605|
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Broca Beach, MI
Iron Grenadier Iron Anvil Lvl 3
Hurt Rage -6
|04-15-2011, 08:03 AM||#11606|
King of Cardboard
Join Date: Jan 2008
GIJoe Ranger Level 1
|04-15-2011, 08:07 AM||#11607|
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: The Dirty Den, CT
Iron Grenadier Driver Lvl 2
Hurt Rage -5
|04-15-2011, 08:09 AM||#11608|
Mako infused SOLDIER
Join Date: Aug 2009
G.I. Joe Pilot Level 0
Hurt Crimson Hiss Tank -4
|04-15-2011, 08:13 AM||#11609|
Join Date: Jun 2008
GI Joe Green Beret lvl 2
hurt Fred X -5
Stalker: We've gotta get across town now, somebody find me a car that we can all fit in so we can get out of here.
Pvt Tremblay: I got a cooper
Stalker: there's six of us, a cooper isn't going to work.
Pvt Tyler: The only thing past this corner that is still on all four tires is a mazada RX-7
Private Dangerfield strikes Stalker on the shoulder.
Stalker: Pvt what the heck is wrong with you son!
Pvt D: Punch Bug Sgt! (He points up the street)
Stalker: I'm not proud to admit, but I have hotwired those before. Lets do it.
The heroes crowd around the VW while a few short seconds of work from Stalker gets the bug up and running.
Stalker: I call shotgun, Tremblay your driving. The rest of you pile in where ever you can!
The heroes proceed to roll down main avenue in an attempt to meet with the rest of the unit at the Police Station.
Half way down the street they meet two Crimson Guardsmen who run into the street to try to shootdown the bug before it can get by them.
Pvt Tremblay: What do we doooo Sgt!
Stalker: Ramming speed private. Cee Gees shoot like Iron Grenadiers, that's why there always so many of them. What they lack in quality they try to compensate for in quantity!
Private Simmons, pass me that gas can I saw back there.
As the heroes zoom past in the tiny VW Stalker conks one in the head with the gas can while the other Joes try their best to provide cover fire from the back seat. All of the windows having been shot out long ago.
Stalker: Well, we can scratch one Cee Gee. A gas can to the head at 60 mph is gonna do in just about anybody!
|04-15-2011, 08:14 AM||#11610|
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Planet Vagina-8
Iron Grenadier Annihilator Lv.3
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