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04-12-2011, 12:00 AM | #11191 |
Registered Nurse Emperor
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Washington State
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So… this is what it’s like to be on the payroll for Cobra in Springfield? The pay COULD be better, but the uniforms rock!
There’s rumblings around the snake pit that the Joes and IGs are trying to make their way into town… don’t those fools realize that we know they’re coming? It was on the weather forecast last night. “Cloudy with a chance of being showered by imbeciles,” is what I believe the Weather Viper said. The news has never been so entertaining! It’s a shame the power was cut before they got around to airing Dr Mindbender’s Weekly Movie Review. I’m willing to bet the IGs were behind that one. *takes a quick peek over the barricade* Unbelievable! It looks like the rumors were correct… here come the Joes waltzing right into town like they own the place! I’ll be damned if they take it without a fight! *scans the crowd for a suitable target* Well, well, well… aren’t you a mighty bright yellow target… let’s add a little red to that outfit and see if you can double as a Hulkamaniac. *shoulders laser rifle* COBRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Serpymatt Elite Viper Lv. 0 Hurt Airtight -4
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04-12-2011, 12:00 AM | #11192 |
Serpentor Imposter
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Location: Madison, WI
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Cobra Leader
Use Special Ability Cobra Commander: Cold Blooded Cobra Commander is a cold blooded killer. He has been known to shoot a man in the head and then sit down to dinner without blinking an eye. He is deadly accurate with a pistol and even more deadly with a knife. Effect: hurt 1 target -4. Shield protection does not apply. Hurt Freq Show -4 |
04-12-2011, 12:00 AM | #11193 |
Cobra's #1 Killer
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: milwaukee,wi
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g.i.joe solider lv.2
hurt scrap-iron -3 "c'mon men,let's put foot to ass on these snakes"!!!!!!
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04-12-2011, 12:00 AM | #11194 |
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Location: Texas
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Joe Soldier
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04-12-2011, 12:00 AM | #11195 |
Never Say Die
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Western PA
Posts: 12,708
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IG Soldier Level 2
Hurt Ripcord -3 |
04-12-2011, 12:00 AM | #11196 |
special force
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: VA
Posts: 12,227
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G.I. Joe Commando Level 3
Hurt cobra commander-6
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04-12-2011, 12:00 AM | #11197 |
Hisstank.Com General
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Kansas City
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Iron Grenadier Field Surgeon Lvl 2
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04-12-2011, 12:01 AM | #11198 |
Hisstank.Com General
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Comancheria
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Cobra Medic lvl 2
Heal Cobra Commander +5 |
04-12-2011, 12:01 AM | #11199 |
Retired Viper
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Markham, ON
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Come Out Skirts… I have a present for you….
bandonov Cobra Machine Gunner Lvl. 0 Hurt Freq Show -2 Hurt Detonator -2
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04-12-2011, 12:01 AM | #11200 |
Ninja Commando
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: usa california
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G.I.JOE Soldier lvl 3
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