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10-22-2009, 12:00 AM | #1081 |
Dreadnok
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10-22-2009, 12:00 AM | #1082 |
IRON GRENADIER
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(Sho chases the Alley Viper Commander into an abandoned warehouse)
Sho: (singing) “I on the hunt, I after you and I’m hungry like the wolf.” (Alley Viper Commander hides behind some boxes) Alley Viper: {“What the f**k is going on here.”} Sho: “Here chicky-chicky. Come out and play with me, don’t be scared. I won’t hurt you….. much.” Alley Viper: “Leave me alone…. I quit Cobra. I swear to god man. I just want to go home.” Sho: “It’s too late; the doctor says you must pay for your sins.” (Alley Viper gets up to run and as he turns to bolt Sho cracks him in the face with a 2x4, knocking the Alley Viper unconscious) ::::20 Minutes Later:::: (Sho pisses on the Alley Viper face to wake him) Sho: “Wakey-Wakey eggs and bakey.” (Alley Viper awakens face down strapped to a desk with his pants removed) Alley Viper: “HOLY F**K MAN…..please let me go.” (Sho pulls out a bat with rusty screws in it) Sho: “Not just yet.” ************************************** G.I. Joe Heavy Weapons Machine Gunner Hurt Alley Viper Commander-2 Hurt Blackout -2 |
10-22-2009, 12:00 AM | #1083 |
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AS me and my monkey were doing are evening patrol through the streets...
We turn the corner to find a Alley viper shield laying on the ground.. Monkey(unnamed) what's that noise....? Assassin- I don't know it's coming from further down ... Monkey-Lets go check it out... So me and monkey proceed down the dark ally.... Assassin-Shhh look...That Alley-Viper is looking through the trash...Doesn't cobra feed them... Monkey-I heard that Cobra commander cut the food budget because of his growing man on man DVD collection.. Assassin-Grosss...I knew CC was crazy...but I didn't know he was a freak....(shutters) Do you still have that snickers bar... Monkey-Yea but I was saving that for when I watch friends... Assassin-Shut up and go give it to him....I'll be behind these trash cans.....and then...(whispers) Monkey ok... So as monkey proceeds the Alley-Viper startled and curios raises is gun... Monkey-it's ok..I dont bite... The Alley-viper hungry lowers his gun and starts to eat... As I come out of the shadows,the Alley viper proceeds to run towards me,as he's running I yell to monkey NOWWW!!... Monkey pulls a little cell phone out of who knows where.As monkey hits the button I jump behind a bunch of crates just to see the Biggest F^&kin explosion, and the Alley -vipers head fall into monkey's lap.... Assassin-I guess you got your candy back to watch with friends... G.I.joe Demolitions hurt Ally-Viper War -3 Last edited by Ronin Assassin; 10-22-2009 at 12:23 AM.. |
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10-22-2009, 12:00 AM | #1084 |
Saboteur Assassin Kingpin
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10-22-2009, 12:00 AM | #1085 |
Working 2 Pay My Joe Debt
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10-22-2009, 12:00 AM | #1086 |
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Heal Alley Viper War +4 Last edited by bigdaddyblue73; 10-22-2009 at 12:13 AM.. |
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10-22-2009, 12:00 AM | #1087 |
Finally Married! 10/13/12
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Cobra Combat Medic
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10-22-2009, 12:00 AM | #1088 |
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Cobra Tactical Medic MVP
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10-22-2009, 12:00 AM | #1089 |
Hector Delgado
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Move +4 ACTION. ::S.W.A.T. once more laying cover flanks fore and aft as they moved swiftly:: MOVE MOVE !!
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10-22-2009, 12:00 AM | #1090 |
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