[The Wasabi Dog]

I was wondering if anyone had any hillarious or entertaining Joe stories like this one:

Me and seven of my buddies were in the common room of our suite with some hot ladies and drinking a ton of beer and what not. The music was extremely loud and it was 3 o'clock in the morning. Now, you have to understand that I go to Loyola Marymount University, a Jesuit school, so when a public saftey officer started banging on the door and let himself in with his universal key, since we were all underage, we were sure we were done. At LMU the fine is like $500 for throwing a party with boos if the people attending aren't 21. Not to mention that girls are only allowed in our room up until 2:00am. So the guy walks in and looks at us all and starts pacing around the room and someone turns off the music. We had all hidden our beers and stuff messily behing chairs and couches but I'm sure he saw EVERYTHING. But low and behold, he walk up to the shelf where I have me 35+ 25th anniversary gi joe collection displayed, stares at them for like 10 seconds and then says. "Hey you guys have a pretty awesome place here. Gi Joes! Reminds me of back in the DAY. Wow. A guy could have a lot of fun in a place like this. A couple of brewskies, a Gi Joe battle! Just make sure you keep it quite guys!" And he winks and leaves.

May I be cast into the firey flames of gahena if this is not the truth. And from that day foreword, everyone refers to my Joes as the defenders of the suite.

[darthZartan]

Awesome story you lucky dog.

[Monkeywrench]

Thats pretty cool man.