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01-18-2012, 10:50 PM | #93061 |
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I saw the funniest thing in the grocery store tonight. I was in the vitamin section and browsing the selections they had and something caught my eye. I started laughing my ass off and when I picked up the bottle and read it... made me laugh even harder. IT WAS HORNY GOAT WEED PILLS!!! Used in China and Japan as a sexual tonic to improve the woman's (YIN) and also the man's (YANG). I swear to god that is what it said!!!
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01-18-2012, 10:54 PM | #93062 |
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01-18-2012, 10:55 PM | #93063 |
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My wife got a chuckle and said HONEY DO YA REALLY NEED THOSE? I was like ur right I put bottle down bought a copy of high society and a fifth of Jack Daniels. Man that was a HELL of a birthday that yr!
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01-18-2012, 10:59 PM | #93064 |
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If you woulda got those horny goat weed pills, you could have added an even more memorable time to that! Non-stop sex like a pornstar!!! LMAO!
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01-18-2012, 11:04 PM | #93065 |
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I prob would ended up killing myself at the time if I did considering before I got to "unwrap my present" went to a little place called Louies Backyard for all u can eat seafood which included prime rib ,big gulf fried shrimp, and crab legs and a death by chocolate cake for my bday
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01-18-2012, 11:04 PM | #93066 |
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Then went dancing and karaoking at another little bar called Coral Reef
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01-18-2012, 11:06 PM | #93067 |
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Hey Bats, how many bottles did you buy?
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01-18-2012, 11:08 PM | #93068 |
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I prob would ended up killing myself at the time if I did considering before I got to "unwrap my present" went to a little place called Louies Backyard for all u can eat seafood which included prime rib ,big gulf fried shrimp, and crab legs and a death by chocolate cake for my bday
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01-18-2012, 11:09 PM | #93069 |
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01-18-2012, 11:09 PM | #93070 |
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I woulda stopped at the prime rib and big gulf friend shrimp!! I went to Port Aransas with my church group on a fishing trip last may and WOW... that is some damn good food down there! Everything is fresh! Did I get a steak or anything like that?? HELL NO!! GIMMIE SOME DAMN SEAFOOD!! If I want spaghetti I will go to Italy!
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