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CT suggested since we have 3 Canadians on the team we could make the sub team called The Crazy Canunks
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11-17-2011, 10:55 PM | #74834 |
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That sucks. There's a lot of creative guys playing, most on this team. I don't have a good enough imagination to even attempt it. I'd just end up sounding like more of an ass than I normally do
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Bats that post is awesome!! Well done!
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Here is the first 2 parts I have written:
Vic Striker, The Beginning: It's a cool and breezy morning in October when a strange man makes a decision that he needs to do something else with his life. Living life working at a hole in the wall BBQ shack in west Texas has taken a toll on the 27 year old dude who has damn near been in a fight everyday of his life. Been in jail so many times that the county itself has decided to rename the Law Enforcement Center to Striker's Homestead. Hell, Vic Striker has been arrested so many times and beat down by the cops that they send him Christmas cards hoping that someday he will channel his anger and basically get the hell out of town so they can have some peace! That day was today. He gave no notice and didn't leave a goodbye kiss to the lady he picked up the night before. He just put on his clothes and got in his Ford F-150 pickup and headed out for Springfield. Now what the hell was in Springfield.. you may ask. He heard of a group of people joining together to fight the politics and pathetic fools in Washington. Striker had seen enough in the news that joining the military would not save this country for they basically could not afford to pay their own soldiers. So why not just join a band of misfits in hopes to change the outlook of this country. Hell, he didn't vote for those bastards anyway. He stops at a gas station just north outside of the Denton area. The place smelled like a damn sewage factory. A short and fat man who reeks of Old Spice walks into the station where Striker parked his truck. "Damn gas prices are outrageous!" Striker yells out loud. After 65.00 of gas has been pumped and the cap is put on... Striker walks into the store to complain about the lack of full service that goes on at that pathetic gas station. The gas station attendant is knocked smooth out and bleeding by the door. Striker looks up to see the fat boy trying to clean out the register and stuffing snicker bars in all his pockets. He has a Gold Symbol on the back of his jacket that reads "Iron Grenadiers". "HEY FAT BOY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TO CLEAN UP AROUND HERE INSTEAD OF CLEAN OUT!!" The oversized fool comes at Striker with a force reserved for a bull in Mexico. But hell, Striker has fought bigger and been sat on by fatter. Striker dodges the fist and trips the large man making him fall face first on the floor. Then Striker grabs his face and slams it to the floor with a sickening “THUD”!! About that time the attendant comes around and offers Striker’s gas for free and then calls the cops. Now… we are back on the road to Springfield to join this clan they call COBRA. Charlie McGrew, The Beginning: What’s there to say about McGrew? Mean kid in high school, failures at jobs after that. So what’s new for the boy from up north? Didn’t take him long to throw all his anger to the side and finally meet the sweetheart he had been looking for all this time. He settled down, got a good paying job, time to become the family man. It was a cold day during the mid October month, in fact, snow was in the radar. McGrew hated the cold, wanted to move somewhere warmer. Texas was too damn hot and anything between there and here was tornado alley. Georgia was looking quite promising if he could get that transfer and the job position they had opening up. His wife wasn’t too thrilled but she would follow him to the end of time. It was getting close to dinner time and McGrew decided to take his wife to a nice place on the edge of town. He knew she would love the food there but he could care less about it, just anything to keep that pretty smile on her face. They drove out to “Jack’s Sushi and Sirloins”. Who woulda thought a redneck would open a steak hut and serve sushi… but oh well, what the hell. As they were eating, a man storms in the door wielding a sub machine gun and a Mercenary jacket demanding cash and jewels. Everyone tries to keep quiet and cooperate. About that time, the robber gets cocky and starts flirting with McGrew’s wife. She then rares back and slaps the taste out of his mouth. Before McGrew could lunge across the table to stop it…. It was too late. The robber gunned her down and ran like the wind into the darkness leaving a mess in the diner and a dark hole in a man’s heart seeking nothing but revenge. He knew the cops would do nothing and he knew that society today would have too much heart to have the man executed the way he should be. As the cops and the coroner drove away from the diner, McGrew stood there. He was not sad, but he was pissed and he wanted to make someone pay. He dug into his wallet and looked for a card that a middle-aged man have given him a few weeks ago. The card read: Looking For A Change? Tired of Today’s Politics and their Pathetic Ways of Handling the Wrongs and Rights of the People? Come to Springfield. Join the group called COBRA. A ruthless organization determined to rule the world. McGrew bought a cup of coffee and a map, gassed up the vehicle and headed to Springfield to see if there were any truths to this story. |
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