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10-29-2011, 08:05 PM | #68531 |
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I can also help with some pick-up lines..
1. Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN! 2. I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? 3. Now fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name chuck? 4. Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. 5. The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty. 6. "Do you have any Hungarian in you?" "No." "Would you like some?" 7. Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. 8. "hey come here" *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you* Girl comes over. "If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?" 9. Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again? 10. Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven? 11. Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. 12. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. 13. "I'm your uncle Jon. Your daddy told me to give you a ride home." 14. That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I'd be coming too. Classic - I figure if you use all 14 on any give night, you'll get slapped 13 times but that 14th might actually get you laid. |
10-29-2011, 08:06 PM | #68532 |
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10-29-2011, 08:08 PM | #68533 |
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what the hell did i just walk into?
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10-29-2011, 08:08 PM | #68534 |
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10-29-2011, 08:10 PM | #68535 |
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let me guess;spit? try turtle-wax,doesn't bead-up in the shower,lol.
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10-29-2011, 08:12 PM | #68536 |
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10-29-2011, 08:13 PM | #68537 |
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ok..........so how about them card?
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10-29-2011, 08:14 PM | #68538 |
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10-29-2011, 08:16 PM | #68539 |
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10-29-2011, 08:17 PM | #68540 |
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don't let the bats hear you say that.i knew our team wasn't gonna go to the big dance,they always choke when their on a roll.
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