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10-27-2009, 11:54 PM | #26131 |
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I just got an advanced copy of the next game's rules. Here's a rule I want to share with you guys: Rule #113984790.993 At any time during the game the game master (aka "the powers that be"), the opposing team (aka "clown-town posse") and anyone else just passing through the thread may impose a hit, a mass-point reduction or any other damage they feel appropriate against the Cobra team. This can happen with or without the Cobra team's knowledge, consent or input. At any time if the Cobra team should complain or dispute said rule, they will be forced to sleep in a closet for 3 days while their team takes on mass-casualties right in the rectum by the Clown Town Posse (Night Troop - Sausage Brigade). At any time if any member of the COBRA team requests the use of lubricant, they will be caned and then banished from the game while their teammates are slowly "probed" with cotton candy and/or a pink lightsaber. It was an interesting new rule. I thought I'd share it. ... haha... LOL and all that J/K jazz. |
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10-27-2009, 11:54 PM | #26132 |
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I just got an advanced copy of the next game's rules. Here's a rule I want to share with you guys: Rule #113984790.993 At any time during the game the game master (aka "the powers that be"), the opposing team (aka "clown-town posse") and anyone else just passing through the thread may impose a hit, a mass-point reduction or any other damage they feel appropriate against the Cobra team. This can happen with or without the Cobra team's knowledge, consent or input. At any time if the Cobra team should complain or dispute said rule, they will be forced to sleep in a closet for 3 days while their team takes on mass-casualties right in the rectum by the Clown Town Posse (Night Troop - Sausage Brigade). At any time if any member of the COBRA team requests the use of lubricant, they will be caned and then banished from the game while their teammates are slowly "probed" with cotton candy and/or a pink lightsaber. Time to see if the Joe team has any openings. Yo Joes! You fuckers have any use for a Snow Serpent? Last edited by Steelgrave; 10-27-2009 at 11:57 PM.. |
10-27-2009, 11:56 PM | #26133 |
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Hahahaha... All jokes aside, I think the team did a good job. We got the new rules down (until changed) and we should just continue as-is and whoop some ARSE.
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10-27-2009, 11:56 PM | #26134 |
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Oh wow DD, that sir, is some funny sh!t.
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10-27-2009, 11:56 PM | #26135 |
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Good night, Gentlemen. Let's post one more roster. Anyone can carry it forward if we add more peeps tonight.
COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-27-2009, 11:57 PM | #26136 |
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Well I think they will make this one too:
Rule #28 At anytime during the game, if Cobra is winning, the Joe team may declare a "mulligan" in effect resetting the game back to start. |
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10-27-2009, 11:57 PM | #26137 |
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Roster:
Agentmorris Bigdaddyblue73 Crackus Darthdoug Driftwood Dsrader Dsraderj_jr Gijoeman5 Mista E Monkeywrench198 Nictus Python Puckman Sho-nuff Steelgrave Stoner Vulcan_Raven Wry1 Post in this thread if you wish to be considered for a Team Leadership position. Cobra War Council will consider all seconded nominations soon.
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10-27-2009, 11:58 PM | #26138 |
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And there is this one:
Rule #45 Only lightsaber resistant Cobras may play. VQ will administer tests prior to the game's start to ensure this. |
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10-27-2009, 11:59 PM | #26139 |
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Good night youns!
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10-28-2009, 12:01 AM | #26140 |
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Rule #59 If Cobra has more players than GIJoe at the start of the game, VQ will ban the extra ones.
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