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10-15-2009, 10:10 AM | #20871 |
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Rob vs. his "neighbor"
Ok, so check this out. I've been home all damn day sick as a dog with this stupid cold. My wife calls me and tells me she's going out with some friends after work for a drink, which is cool by me. She calls me a 8pm, telling me she's on her way home, to see if I need anything. Twenty minutes later, she comes bursting into our house, out of breath and looking all upset. I asked her what was wrong, and she said that some guys were messing with her as she walked up the way to our door. We live in a townhome community, and it is not cheap, so we don't have a lot of deadbeats hanging around. Hearing this,I get pissed, and stand up, going to get my jacket (it's 28 degrees) to see just what is going on. She stops me, saying it's not a big deal, blah blah. She finally calms me down, and we begin to unwind, talking about her day, as we usually do. A few minutes later, there is a knock at our door, and I get up to answer it. Keep in mind, I am dressed in a pair of sweat pants and tank top only. I open the door, to find two kids, who must be 15 or 16, asking me "where did that hot piece of a** go?" My reaction, as you can imagine, is not all that good. I tell the kids to go F off, before I come out there and teach them some manners. Wife not thrilled about this. Rob doesn't care. One of the kids spits on me, and they run away. Rob is even angrier. I leave the house, still in my jammies, in pursuit of the kids, determined to find out where they live. No shoes on, as I am not exactly thinking. As I follow the kids, they go to their house, and eun inside, closing the door. I knock, and a woman answers identifies the two 12 years olds as her kids, lol. I explain the situation, rather calmly, and let her know I do not appreciate their behavior. Suddenly, out comes this dude, pushing past his wife, all up in my face. I was a little suprised at this, and we exchange some words. I tell him him that he needs to keep his kids in line, and he responds by telling me my wife shouldn't dress like a slut. My wife doesn't dress even remotely like a slut. At this point, I've about had it. I am really pissed. I have a cold, and not in the mood. My wife is begging me to let it drop, and he promptly tells her to shut the F up, and pushes me. Next thing I know, punches were flying. My first hit broke his nose, because it looked like a bomb went off on his face. I hit him a few more times, simply to prove my point, and that was it. By this time the cops are here (yay!), my wife having called them (she knows me very well). Four other people who saw this backed me up, and he got a ticket, and a free trip to the doctor. I got scolded. That was my night. Now my knuckles hurt and I have a cold. I think it may be time ot break out the booze. Now THAT is an evening! Glad you didn't get hauled in, man. I know if that had been me in that story I probably would've gotten my ass kicked AND taken to jail! Keep those knuckles on ice, bro!
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10-15-2009, 10:11 AM | #20872 |
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I just wanna hear the conversation the dude tells his friends about how it happened. If I was the "Ground Meat" then I woulda had some red ass children because they started it and he got the treatment. I guess the sh_t just rolls down hill!
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10-15-2009, 10:21 AM | #20873 |
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Rob vs. his "neighbor"
Ok, so check this out. I've been home all damn day sick as a dog with this stupid cold. My wife calls me and tells me she's going out with some friends after work for a drink, which is cool by me. She calls me a 8pm, telling me she's on her way home, to see if I need anything. Twenty minutes later, she comes bursting into our house, out of breath and looking all upset. I asked her what was wrong, and she said that some guys were messing with her as she walked up the way to our door. We live in a townhome community, and it is not cheap, so we don't have a lot of deadbeats hanging around. Hearing this,I get pissed, and stand up, going to get my jacket (it's 28 degrees) to see just what is going on. She stops me, saying it's not a big deal, blah blah. She finally calms me down, and we begin to unwind, talking about her day, as we usually do. A few minutes later, there is a knock at our door, and I get up to answer it. Keep in mind, I am dressed in a pair of sweat pants and tank top only. I open the door, to find two kids, who must be 15 or 16, asking me "where did that hot piece of a** go?" My reaction, as you can imagine, is not all that good. I tell the kids to go F off, before I come out there and teach them some manners. Wife not thrilled about this. Rob doesn't care. One of the kids spits on me, and they run away. Rob is even angrier. I leave the house, still in my jammies, in pursuit of the kids, determined to find out where they live. No shoes on, as I am not exactly thinking. As I follow the kids, they go to their house, and eun inside, closing the door. I knock, and a woman answers identifies the two 12 years olds as her kids, lol. I explain the situation, rather calmly, and let her know I do not appreciate their behavior. Suddenly, out comes this dude, pushing past his wife, all up in my face. I was a little suprised at this, and we exchange some words. I tell him him that he needs to keep his kids in line, and he responds by telling me my wife shouldn't dress like a slut. My wife doesn't dress even remotely like a slut. At this point, I've about had it. I am really pissed. I have a cold, and not in the mood. My wife is begging me to let it drop, and he promptly tells her to shut the F up, and pushes me. Next thing I know, punches were flying. My first hit broke his nose, because it looked like a bomb went off on his face. I hit him a few more times, simply to prove my point, and that was it. By this time the cops are here (yay!), my wife having called them (she knows me very well). Four other people who saw this backed me up, and he got a ticket, and a free trip to the doctor. I got scolded. That was my night. Now my knuckles hurt and I have a cold. I think it may be time ot break out the booze. |
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10-15-2009, 10:24 AM | #20874 |
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booze, fighting, and hell raising! Good people.
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10-15-2009, 10:27 AM | #20875 |
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10-15-2009, 10:29 AM | #20876 |
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Amen to that. And Sho Nuff too!
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10-15-2009, 10:31 AM | #20877 |
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Good Morning Gentlemen. How are we today? At least so far..
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10-15-2009, 10:32 AM | #20878 |
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They know they wear blue skivvies under their Joe crap... just a matter of time
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10-15-2009, 10:33 AM | #20879 |
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Right on.
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10-15-2009, 10:34 AM | #20880 |
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I'm friggin' fantabulous today! And you, madame?
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