|
Community Links |
Social Groups |
Pictures & Albums |
Members List |
Search Forums |
Advanced Search |
Go to Page... |
|
Thread Tools |
09-22-2015, 05:10 PM | #198911 |
Night Force
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Danville IN
Posts: 51,489
|
I wish I knew UC. Maybe they weren't as good as they appeared to be last year. They need to get it together though.
__________________
|
09-22-2015, 05:11 PM | #198912 |
Social Distancing Expert
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In my basement changing O-Rings
Posts: 5,721
|
Seems like line issues maybe.
__________________
https://instagram.com/gijoe.junkie?i...Q5ZDc2ODk2ZA== |
09-22-2015, 05:18 PM | #198913 |
Night Force
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Danville IN
Posts: 51,489
|
Yea 3 years of not drafting good linemen doesn't help and having 3 out of 4 CB injured for the game hurts. Luck seems to have lost something on his passing accuracy. Though having not much time to pass in the pocket hinders that too.
__________________
|
09-23-2015, 09:41 AM | #198914 |
Hisstank.Com General
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: virginia
Posts: 5,232
|
Good morning Vipers!
|
09-23-2015, 10:07 PM | #198915 |
Drummer Viper
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 5,256
|
Hello Cobra
|
09-23-2015, 10:32 PM | #198916 |
Night Force
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Danville IN
Posts: 51,489
|
Hey Dusty.
__________________
|
09-24-2015, 01:16 AM | #198917 |
Cobra K-9 Handler
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: SoCal Terrordrome
Posts: 919
|
Nah, Cobra is just restructuring. ;P
Quote:
In other news....actually same news, different day...week...urr month. Busy busy busy.
__________________
GI Joe Battlegrounds RIP |
09-25-2015, 12:48 PM | #198918 |
Lightning IG
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Hutto, Texas
Posts: 9,773
|
__________________
Bring the Rain!! |
09-27-2015, 01:34 AM | #198919 |
Cobra K-9 Handler
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: SoCal Terrordrome
Posts: 919
|
Got a new gig at Extensive Enterprises BAT warehouse as security (nightshift)
This was the 'training' message I got on the first night. "Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Extensive Enterprises. The best place for arms dealers and gun runners alike, where combat and fun come to life. Extensive Enterprises is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced." Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the Battle Android Troopers here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to shoot those same stupid Joes for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these BATs hold a special place in the heart of Cobra Commander and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the BATs do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Flaming of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without 70% of its skin, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these BATs, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its armor on. Now since that's against the rules here at Extensive Enterprises, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a BAT armor. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and robotic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night." - Televiper
__________________
GI Joe Battlegrounds RIP |
09-27-2015, 07:57 PM | #198920 |
Social Distancing Expert
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In my basement changing O-Rings
Posts: 5,721
|
Same old I'm afraid..
Nobody is cleaning up Panzer's droppings on the Drome lawn... Hehe
__________________
https://instagram.com/gijoe.junkie?i...Q5ZDc2ODk2ZA== |
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Official G.I. Joe Command Team Recruiting Thread | vadersquest | G.I. Joe General Discussion | 222339 | 04-12-2024 04:34 PM |
The Official Abbreviations Thread... | VIPER 48 | General Discussion | 128 | 06-23-2022 08:10 AM |
Umanumanamo's Official B/S/T Thread | UMAN | G.I. Joe Buy Sell Trade | 60 | 07-11-2009 01:25 AM |
Official 'HEROES' thread! | General Scarlett | Movies DVD Television | 60 | 10-26-2008 12:27 PM |
The Official NFL Smack Talk Thread! | DESTRO | General Discussion | 58 | 12-23-2007 07:53 PM |
|
|