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10-08-2009, 04:13 PM | #18641 |
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10-08-2009, 04:17 PM | #18642 |
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10-08-2009, 04:19 PM | #18643 |
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I think I will stay right where I'm at. Who could want more? I have a boyfriend that loves to drunk post about cats in heat. He locks himself in the bathroom with the computer after throwing water on me. He has now found a new room to hide out in the basement. I have all a girl has ever wanted...PLUS SOME. I am gonna stay right here... For now
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10-08-2009, 04:22 PM | #18644 |
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10-08-2009, 04:23 PM | #18645 |
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From the desk of Cobra Commander,
Re: Crushing the Joes. Attention, Cobra Soldiers! Soon, we march into battle once again with those annoying G.I.Joe do -gooders. It has come to my attention that some of you are nervous, or perhaps worried about our chances, after the recent battle in which the aforementioned Joes defeated us. I'll have you know that it was all Destro's fault! That tin plated ninny NEVER listens! "My dear Cobra Commander this, My dear Cobra Commander that....." That guy makes me want to shoot something! But I digress. You, Cobra legions, are expected to do your part, and die for the glory of Cobra if need be. There is no better way to serve your leader. I, of course, wil command our opertaions from here at the Terror Drome, as I do not wish for you to be distracted by the sheer forcefullness of my very presence. It's for your own good, trust me. I have sent two of my best to lead you in this operation. They know what needs to be done, but more importantly, they know the price of failure! I expect your obediance, I expect your determination, and I expect the utter dsestruction of the G.I.Joe team. Oh, and if you see Serpentor, tell him I want my copy of Heros season three back on DVD. It's not like I can watch the new season without knowing what's happened before! I know he's still got it, Zartan told me Monday at our weekly MNF party in Springfield. And Zartan wouldn't lie to me. I know, he was hooked up to the Brainwave Scanner. I just have to know what is going on with Syler! I love that guy! If they ever made a movie of my life, I'm sure he'll totally be the one to play me. Er........anyway.....yeah, win! The glory of Cobra depends upon your victory. More importantly, I have most of your pets here, and you will not get them back unitl I get a win. Please hurry, Wry1's dog is not a nice creature. I have allocated all of the resources you need to win. We even put a car bomb inside Candy the Balloon Bear's truck, to send a message to the "clowns". Professor Appel wasn't exactly thrilled, but again, a quick trip to the Brainwave Scanner took care of that. Hey RipCord, suck it! I just blew up your girlfriend! Boo Yah! In closing, Cobra depends a victory. I've already murdered 3 Vipers while writing this, just to make my point. Plus, I like red. Can you tell? I think it makes my eyes look more evil. Seriously, it's really hard to look evil when your face is always covered! My tailor absoluely hates that. That's why I killed him. But I'm not such a bad guy. Well.....maybe. But I command you to win! All people who do not step up will be forced to go to New York and watch the Biggest Loser marathon with those irritating Twins! Seriously, they can't get enough of trainer Bob! Personally, I think Gillian is more evil, but that is another rant. Enough! Go out and win, peons! Cobra will accept nothing less! Hail Cobra Your benevolent leader, and soon to be ruler of the entire world, Cobra Commander CURRENT ROSTER: Batmandk02 (Fearless Leader) Neo Viper23 (Fearless Co -Leader) DSRader Vulcan Raven DSRaderJr Raygeon Agent Morris Crackus BigDaddyBlue73 (WELCOME BACK VET!!) Python Puckman WRY1 (WELCOME BACK VET!!!) Destro99 (WELCOME TO COBRA!!) Raginspoon (WELCOME BACK VET!!!) Delta1974 General Lee01 L.T. Seal (WELCOME BACK VET!!!) Driftwood Nictus Nickvree DustyCarlisle (WELCOM BACK VET!!) ROB0213 (WELCOME BACK ROB!!! WELCOME BACK VET!!) Blot (WELCOME BACK VET!!) Gijoeman5 (WELCOME TO COBRA!!) Stoner Jaimanstone (WELCOME TO COBRA!!) Darthdoug (WELCOME BACK VET!!!) Duffmann (WELCOME BACK VET!!!) The Blay (WELCOM BACK VET!!) Tanksmasher (WELCOME BACK VET!!) Camper (WELCOME BACK VET!!) Zarana1976 Firefly77 Monkeywrench198 CG23 (WELCOME BACK VET!!) MrEnigma1122 (WELCOME TO COBRA!!) Caboose (WELCOME TO COBRA!!) Drazen96 Dealer Destro Steelgrave (WELCOME TO COBRA!!) There are 2 spots left untill we hit 40 players. What are you waiting for? Join Cobra, and take over the world! Lock and load, Snakes! The new battle begins on 10-21-2009!! __________________
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10-08-2009, 04:39 PM | #18646 |
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I think I will stay right where I'm at. Who could want more? I have a boyfriend that loves to drunk post about cats in heat. He locks himself in the bathroom with the computer after throwing water on me. He has now found a new room to hide out in the basement. I have all a girl has ever wanted...PLUS SOME. I am gonna stay right here... For now
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10-08-2009, 04:45 PM | #18647 |
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I've been invited to join Cobra 3 times. But do I want to join the losing side & follow that chrome faced buffoon??? |
10-08-2009, 04:48 PM | #18648 |
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You`d rather follow grease paint,floppy shoes and brightly colored oversized clothes???
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10-08-2009, 04:49 PM | #18649 |
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Yes... and where did you get losing side?? Just because the bad guys lose in the cartoon doesn't mean we always lose. I'd tell you some history but that's what it is.. history. (PS.. We won alot!!)
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10-08-2009, 04:49 PM | #18650 |
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The Joes don't like to admit it but it is true. 8 games in a row. We ain't the cartoon Cobra. We are a group of vile, filthy, nasty individuals who like to drink, fight and put mama boy Joes in their graves. And we only invite select indivuals to were our colors. So grab your rifle and booze and sharpen your prefered blade. |
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