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07-23-2012, 10:28 AM | #153681 |
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Right now we are going to break away from our broadcast for a special traffic report from our guy up North, Bandyintheskywithdiamonds..........Whats it looking like Bandy?
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07-23-2012, 10:30 AM | #153682 |
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Well there is a collision on the freeway this morning, an 18 wheeler carrying plastic bags collided with an cattle truck.
There are bags of cows all over the place and the milk if just flowing off the lanes! Other than that its a pretty average morning...back to the studio. |
07-23-2012, 10:32 AM | #153683 |
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alllll Righty then,folks you heard it here so it must be true, remember believe everything the Internet tells you!!
after these brief messages we will talk about the latest bigfoot sighting near Waco Texas, is it real or is it something else?? |
07-23-2012, 10:35 AM | #153684 |
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"Do you ever wake up with the not so fresh mouth feeling?"
"Well try our new night time mouth wash, it will prevent bad mouth odors while you sleep" "So grab a bottle of -Damn You got Some Stank-ass Breath- today and prevent your sleeping partner from waking up and saying......Damn, you got some stank-ass breath!!" "Made by Johnson and Johnson, for after she knobs your johnson, you damn sure dont want to smell it in the morning!" |
07-23-2012, 10:37 AM | #153685 |
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ANNNND we are back!
Speaking of Johnsons............did anyone see that NCAA hammered it to Penn State, man did they use the big prick or what?? nothing like having one of your rivals decide your fate right? |
07-23-2012, 10:42 AM | #153686 |
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in other news today..............Elvis has been sighted by the town of Waco..........I am sorry it wasnt Elvis, it was supposed to be Bigfoot!
and after a indepth survey of the area, local residents had this to say- "Man I saws it, I went outside to go pee at about 1A.M. and there it was tearing up my garbage can.........it was tall and hairy and smelt like stank-ass.....you know my wife used to wake up with stank-ass breath, but we got that new mouth wash you use before you go to bed. It stopped her breath from being gross and stank-assy the next day, its called "Damn You got Some Stank-ass Breath"... Last edited by krisk; 07-23-2012 at 10:45 AM.. |
07-23-2012, 10:42 AM | #153687 |
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Good morning Krisk. lol
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07-23-2012, 10:43 AM | #153688 |
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Local residents also had this to say.........
"Its the most excitement we had since a while back when that fella dressed as Batman ran around screaming-"We beat the IGs, We beat the IGs" in the middle of the damn night!! |
07-23-2012, 10:44 AM | #153689 |
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07-23-2012, 10:46 AM | #153690 |
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Not too much, waiting on the carpet installers to get here in a couple hours.
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