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04-25-2012, 06:15 PM | #127471 |
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well about 8:30, I am leaving the house, go to the dog kennel to feed the dog. As I am opening the gate he jumps up and hits the gate, knocks the latch back down, pinching my hand. I yank my hand back and the gate swings open, the dog makes a run for free air, but I was able to grab him by going down on one knee, but when I knelt down to grab him I hit a muddy spot and sunk my knee into it. 10 minutes and a change of pants later, I am on my way out the door. get in the truck head out, Train is crossing my road, and its going sooooo slow, and to make things better it is long and going the same way I need to go. so yeap, I get to wait for it 2 times....20 minutes.....almost 9a.m. now...get to my drivers house go to pick up the van. the key wont open the door...wtf....aghhhhhhh, they loaded the wrong MFing van....get back into my truck, head out. FU&K another damn train.....5 minutes later I am able to drive the 15 miles to the office get the right set of keys, drive the 15 miles back to the van and get in.....now its about 10am. I head out hauling ass right......wrong about every mile the DPS(highway cops) are stopping all the commercial vehicles..shit thats all I need....so 60mph for 35 miles....hit the one ramp to I-10, run over something that the street sweepers just pushed into the ramp....yeah it stuck into the tire, I go about a mile and hear something fly out of that wheelwell, yep, its flat....great...I was supposed to be at the office by 11:00, its now 10:30 and I am not even halfway there....pull over get all the shit outta the van, drop the spare and its got a huge bald spot on it but its holding air..get the jack....its missing the gear on the front......so I have to spin the scissor mech up by hand...on a 3/4 ton van thats about 14 inches....ok, that takes about a hour...get done, get the damn POS jack out from under the van. I toss all the shit into the van, step around the open back door and step onto something. My left foot continues to the left and down. my right plants and I do a split, ripping my pants from the zipper to the seam in the bottom.....now I am hot, dirty, truly pissed off, twisted my ankle, tore my pants and I still have a van load off stuff they need..I call that driver he comes to meet me(about a hour) and I transfer all my stuff to his van. I call the owner, tell him my story, hes LAUGHING, laughing so hard that he is crying. he tells me to go home relax and ice my ankle. So I head to the house it takes about 90 minutes to get home driving 45 mph, cuz anything faster and the van shakes so bad I can feel my brain doing flips. I cant go faster cuz of the bald spot on that tire
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04-25-2012, 06:18 PM | #127472 |
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well about 8:30, I am leaving the house, go to the dog kennel to feed the dog. As I am opening the gate he jumps up and hits the gate, knocks the latch back down, pinching my hand. I yank my hand back and the gate swings open, the dog makes a run for free air, but I was able to grab him by going down on one knee, but when I knelt down to grab him I hit a muddy spot and sunk my knee into it. 10 minutes and a change of pants later, I am on my way out the door. get in the truck head out, Train is crossing my road, and its going sooooo slow, and to make things better it is long and going the same way I need to go. so yeap, I get to wait for it 2 times....20 minutes.....almost 9a.m. now...get to my drivers house go to pick up the van. the key wont open the door...wtf....aghhhhhhh, they loaded the wrong MFing van....get back into my truck, head out. FU&K another damn train.....5 minutes later I am able to drive the 15 miles to the office get the right set of keys, drive the 15 miles back to the van and get in.....now its about 10am. I head out hauling ass right......wrong about every mile the DPS(highway cops) are stopping all the commercial vehicles..shit thats all I need....so 60mph for 35 miles....hit the one ramp to I-10, run over something that the street sweepers just pushed into the ramp....yeah it stuck into the tire, I go about a mile and hear something fly out of that wheelwell, yep, its flat....great...I was supposed to be at the office by 11:00, its now 10:30 and I am not even halfway there....pull over get all the shit outta the van, drop the spare and its got a huge bald spot on it but its holding air..get the jack....its missing the gear on the front......so I have to spin the scissor mech up by hand...on a 3/4 ton van thats about 14 inches....ok, that takes about a hour...get done, get the damn POS jack out from under the van. I toss all the shit into the van, step around the open back door and step onto something. My left foot continues to the left and down. my right plants and I do a split, ripping my pants from the zipper to the seam in the bottom.....now I am hot, dirty, truly pissed off, twisted my ankle, tore my pants and I still have a van load off stuff they need..
Damn. Thats a bad day..... |
04-25-2012, 06:19 PM | #127473 |
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So happy birthday Bats, I hope my day brings a smile to you!! I know you get a kick outta it!
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04-25-2012, 06:20 PM | #127474 |
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Damn, man. You should have just stayed in bed with the covers over your head!
I gotta admit, the pants-splitting thing is kinda funny. Wait....is there MORE to this story? |
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04-25-2012, 06:20 PM | #127476 |
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Well, on a brighter note, the work day has got to be almost over by now.
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04-25-2012, 06:23 PM | #127477 |
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sorry, I finished my split at about 11:30, I met the driver at about 12:15??? so four hours for all of it, but the mess was done by then.. Last edited by krisk; 04-25-2012 at 06:26 PM.. |
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04-25-2012, 06:28 PM | #127479 |
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got the rest of it....some of it is kinda funny. Maybe stay inside the rest of the night...haha |
04-25-2012, 06:29 PM | #127480 |
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