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02-11-2012, 12:36 AM | #102791 |
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02-11-2012, 12:36 AM | #102792 |
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Yea she could be lurking on here herself lol. Checking up on her old CT!
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02-11-2012, 12:36 AM | #102793 |
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Just a single missed post, let alone 3 can ruin it for everyone.
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02-11-2012, 12:37 AM | #102794 |
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Just the thong bathing suit was standard issue i believe lol
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02-11-2012, 12:37 AM | #102795 |
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02-11-2012, 12:38 AM | #102796 |
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02-11-2012, 12:38 AM | #102797 |
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02-11-2012, 12:39 AM | #102798 |
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--Break Up Lines-- -I can't do this anymore cuz I don't want to. -I feel like your more of my best friend -I don't want to ruin the friendship -I'm not saying it's you, but I know it's not me... : ) -It's over and I never really see it working between us because I've come to the realization that you aren't and can't possibly be my type. -You're too good for me, I think you deserve someone better, so I don't think we should see each other anymore. -I love you like a brother (greatest relationship killer ever). -It's not you, it's me. I'm just totally not interested in you. -It's not that you're not hot. It's just that your friend is not not the hottest person I've ever met. -If the phone doesn't ring, it's probably me. -yeah, i'm not at all looking for a relationship right now. I am really trying to build up my circle of friends right now and i'm sooo glad I met you! -I need something more. (Of course nobody ever knows what that "more" is or how to explain it.) -I need to find myself. -It's just bad timing. -I wish we had met 5 years down the line. -I truly believe we aren't together right now because we were just in totally different places in our lives. -I'm not over my ex. -I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't. -I think it's time you knew. I'm Batman. -I'm just not into that tapered jeans look. -Hey, I hate to call it a night so early, but I just remembered I've used up 22 of my 24 hours I'm allowed out under the work-release program for this week, and I need to save a couple of hours to go to the Sperm Bank tomorrow. Can I call you Monday? -Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks. -How do you feel about Wicca? -From Sex-n-City, "how do you feel about anal sex?" -Did I tell you I sell Life Insurance on the side? Why don't we go home and go through some policies and plans that I think you might want to take advantage of. -Man, I'm having a great time. I hope the ferrets like you as much as I do. -The guys in my Renaissance Faire human chess group are never gonna believe I met somebody as cool as you. -I do love you, holding you, and I love our times together. I know I have been treating you very badly. You deserve to be treated better, and I should treat you better, but I don't know why I cannot bring myself to treat you better. -I just don't know what I want right now. I want a break...I don't want to break up. -I'm sorry, my parents have promised me to another suitor. -It's just a restraining order, it's not like it's the end of the world. -Do you mind if we drive by my ex's place? I just want to see if anyone is there.
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02-11-2012, 12:39 AM | #102799 |
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LMAO on both
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02-11-2012, 12:39 AM | #102800 |
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