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11-23-2010, 05:38 PM | #99321 |
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You need to watch the greatest prison drama ever, Oz. Heavy Duty over there played the baddest inmate, Adebisi. In one episode, he gets jumped by two guys, who were the leader of the Italians in the prison and his lieutenant/bodyguard. He beats the crap out of both of them with a pot, and then he makes the leader his beeyotch by raping him. Doesn't that sound like good tv to you ?
And not necessarily in that order.
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11-23-2010, 05:40 PM | #99322 |
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Well, over here, you'll get beaten, raped, stabbed and raped again.
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11-23-2010, 05:51 PM | #99323 |
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You need to watch the greatest prison drama ever, Oz. Heavy Duty over there played the baddest inmate, Adebisi. In one episode, he gets jumped by two guys, who were the leader of the Italians in the prison and his lieutenant/bodyguard. He beats the crap out of both of them with a pot, and then he makes the leader his beeyotch by raping him. Doesn't that sound like good tv to you ?
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11-23-2010, 05:52 PM | #99324 |
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Forget about the crap of doing a small knife with a thoothbrush. Prisoners here carry facas, which is a long pointy knife to stab, around 1 feet long. If you go to prison, the second thing you have to do is get one (usually making it). The first thing is cover yourself with shit. Seriously. It'll give you time for one or two days to avoid get raped ti'll you get a faca. Even when you get one, you'll probably be forced to kill somebody, cos fresh meat it's the trade coin and everybody will try to make you his wallet. Unless you kill somebody to earn respect. You'll probably end up sucking someone's d**k anyways. It's unavoidable. So yeah, avoid getting to prison here.
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11-23-2010, 05:53 PM | #99325 |
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that dude on the far right, the last guy, is not ray park. I don't know who he is though.
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11-23-2010, 05:54 PM | #99326 |
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In real life Chuck Zito could kill anyone on that show. We need a fig of him as a Dreadnock (he's a real life leader of the Hell's Angels).
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11-23-2010, 05:56 PM | #99327 |
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Going to prison it's almost a death sentence. AIds run rampart, prison it's a world in itself, cos guards don't enter the cells. (cells are big, usually with 25-30 prisoners inside)
Forget about the crap of doing a small knife with a thoothbrush. Prisoners here carry facas, which is a long pointy knife to stab, around 1 feet long. If you go to prison, the second thing you have to do is get one (usually making it). The first thing is cover yourself with shit. Seriously. It'll give you time for one or two days to avoid get raped ti'll you get a faca. Even when you get one, you'll probably be forced to kill somebody, cos fresh meat it's the trade coin and everybody will try to make you his wallet. Unless you kill somebody to earn respect. You'll probably end up sucking someone's d**k anyways. It's unavoidable. So yeah, avoid getting to prison here. Damn Ren, that was a very vivid description! I am convinced that I would never want to go to prison there. |
11-23-2010, 05:57 PM | #99328 |
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I saw a Brazilian movie about a prison a year or two ago. It had some of the actors from City of God in it. That prison looked like a 5-star hotel compared to what you just described!
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11-23-2010, 05:59 PM | #99329 |
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Snake Eyes will kill you for showing that last photograph. That was part of his private stash :P
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11-23-2010, 06:01 PM | #99330 |
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Don't forget the can of peaches he knocked Pancamo out with. The can of peaches beats all!
Oh, did you miss the small print: "Your experience may differ than the one pictured" |
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