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09-17-2010, 07:49 AM | #96061 |
The Ruiner.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Akron, OH
Posts: 6,606
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Someone call my professors and tell them I died.
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Originally Posted by Tom-1
I hope you get eaten by a bear or something.
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09-17-2010, 08:42 AM | #96062 |
Sith Assassin Droid
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Roanoke, Virginia
Posts: 9,173
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Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
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09-17-2010, 08:59 AM | #96063 |
Night Force
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Danville IN
Posts: 51,489
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Good morning Coffee Force, what's up today?
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09-17-2010, 09:10 AM | #96064 |
Night Force
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Danville IN
Posts: 51,489
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Just about time to stomp some snakes and melt some iron, take no prisoners on our way to victory!
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09-17-2010, 09:45 AM | #96065 |
The Ruiner.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Akron, OH
Posts: 6,606
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There is not enough coffee in the world to get me motivated for today. I just can't wake up.
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Originally Posted by Tom-1
I hope you get eaten by a bear or something.
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09-17-2010, 09:47 AM | #96066 |
The Ruiner.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Akron, OH
Posts: 6,606
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http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...-feedback.html Swamirama! A BST list: http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...ml#post4177881 Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom-1
I hope you get eaten by a bear or something.
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09-17-2010, 09:49 AM | #96067 |
Zombie Outbreak Survivor
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Doomstadt, Latveria R.I.
Posts: 3,192
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After having talked with Clalalala!!!!, I hope more folks are going to be slashing and killing with me and the midnight monsters.
Just me and Jbean so far, but inside info says the more folks on my team the better. This is not pride talking, this is the region of the dead, undead, and terrifying. Join us or invest in silver and wood and machetes.
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09-17-2010, 09:50 AM | #96068 |
Zombie Outbreak Survivor
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Doomstadt, Latveria R.I.
Posts: 3,192
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I know... and knowing is, uh... something...
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09-17-2010, 10:23 AM | #96069 |
The Ruiner.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Akron, OH
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Important?
Oh! Crucial! Knowing is CRUCIAL! Did I win?
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Originally Posted by Tom-1
I hope you get eaten by a bear or something.
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09-17-2010, 11:22 AM | #96070 |
Ninja Commando
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: usa california
Posts: 4,831
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Quote:
JOES, ATTEN-TION!
"My name is Dr. Victor Von Doom, and I’m putting together a special team. And I need me MANY soldiers. MANY – Joeish – American – Soldiers. Now y’all might have heard rumors about the next mission being in my home turf and it's a happenin' soon. Well, we’ll be leavin at exactly every 12 midnight\est. We’re gonna be dropped into "the mountains", dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwackin’ guerilla army, we’re gonna be doin one thing, and thing only, Killin IG’s and COBRAS. The members of both parties, have conquered Europe through murder, torture, intimidation, and terror. And that’s exactly what we’re gonna do to them. Now I don’t know about y’all. But I sure as hell, didn’t come down from the goddamn Latverian mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half Sicily, and then jump out of a fuckin air-o-plane, to teach the IG's an COBRAs lessons in humanity. They ain’t got no humanity. They are the foot soldiers of Joe hatin, mass murderin manics, and they need to be destroyed. That’s why any and every son-of-a-bitch we find wearin a uniform, there gonna die. We will be cruel to the IGs an cobras, and through our cruelty, they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty, in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the snakes will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heals, and the edge of our knives. And the IGs and snakes, will be sickened by us. And the Cobras, will talk about us. And BOTH, will fear us. And when they close their eyes at night, and their subconscious tortures them for the evil they’ve done, it will be with thoughts of us, that it tortures them with. But I got a word of warning to all would be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me, personally. Every Joe under my command, owes me, one hundred iron snake scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me, one hundred iron snake scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead snakes or you will die trying." SOOOOUND GOOD? This is not a hoax, this is a wet works squad that posts at 12 est, w/o farkin around. We are going to teach the enemy about cruelty, don't wait to join, we are going to need to fortify the entire regiment with silver, wood, adamantium, vibranium lauchers with wooden tipped spikes. If anyone wants to survive, nows the time to join. I ask you, who better to dispatch monsters than Peter Weller and I. PM me and CWO Flint to join the midnight monsters wetworks crew. Spread the word. YOOOOO JOE! |
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