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12-08-2009, 01:47 PM | #59151 |
Iron Grenadier Sorcerer
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Is this Alvis Presley???
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12-08-2009, 01:47 PM | #59152 |
"The Mayor"
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I can't believe I am surrounded by non-Alvians.
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12-08-2009, 01:49 PM | #59153 |
Mortal Enemy
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Whiskey standing by and pistols are loaded!
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12-08-2009, 01:49 PM | #59154 |
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Only 30% of the crew in Alvian. We've got Stormy though, who else do we need?
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12-08-2009, 01:50 PM | #59155 |
Darth_Henning
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Sorry. I don't watch much TV.
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12-08-2009, 01:50 PM | #59156 |
Deceptiron
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12-08-2009, 01:50 PM | #59157 |
"The Mayor"
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Praise Alvis that someone knows the story of Alvis!
"Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find and beat the asses of the non-believers." -Alvis |
12-08-2009, 01:51 PM | #59158 |
"The Mayor"
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The story of Alvis part 1:
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On a frosty winter’s night:
A wagon appeared at the gates of Fort Klugman carrying pioneers to the frontier. A young woman in the party called Delia was heavy with child and though she had journeyed with the virile young men for nigh on one year, none had lain with her; though she was comely. |
12-08-2009, 01:52 PM | #59159 |
Mortal Enemy
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alvis be praised!
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12-08-2009, 01:52 PM | #59160 |
"The Mayor"
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Part 2:
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And on this frosty winter’s night, young Delia’s water broke almost freezing her to the seat of the wagon. And the pioneers beseeched the soldiers to grant them entrance so that she could give birth to her child in the hospital there. But, due to an outbreak of syphilis among the soldiers, the hospital was full. So there in the stable among the feed and tack and whatsit she gave birth to a son whom she called Alvis. As was her want.
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