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10-25-2009, 06:27 AM | #40371 |
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I still have Shiner left too...
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10-25-2009, 06:28 AM | #40372 |
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10-25-2009, 06:29 AM | #40373 |
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10-25-2009, 06:31 AM | #40374 |
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10-25-2009, 06:32 AM | #40375 |
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But thats why we love you! And I just noticed your location! The monkey is the whore. Throw him into the Cobra thread and let him violate the baboons.
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10-25-2009, 06:35 AM | #40376 |
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Where do you think Sho found him....He was eating 1$ breakfast at the El Cortez casino, and doing 10$ BJ in the back.....LOL!! Last edited by Ronin Assassin; 10-25-2009 at 06:43 AM.. |
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10-25-2009, 06:38 AM | #40377 |
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Don't tell him I showed you this...he wants to forget all that...Especially after getting false teeth...
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10-25-2009, 06:49 AM | #40378 |
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(Sho Nuff, ShockVal and Ronin Assassin are trapped behind enemy lines with reinforcements nowhere in sight. It’s up to these three soldiers to stay alive)
(Ronin gets off the radio) Sho Nuff: “What did they say? Are they coming to get us?” Ronin Assassin: “They said we’re in too deep, they can’t risk more men. We’re on our own.” ShockVal: “Those motherf***kers.” (The sounds of heavy armored vehicles getting closer) ShockVal: “We got to move boys, Cobra is ge….” (Before ShockVal can finish a Cobra Rage and a whole squad of Alley Vipers open fire on them) Ronin Assassin: “MOVE!!!!!!!!” (All three take off running through the burned out neighborhood, returning fire as they can) (Sho Nuff and ShockVal take cover behind some burned out overturned cars, while Ronin takes cover behind some concrete steps) Sho Nuff: (Yelling at Ronin) “We’re gonna lay down some cover fire and you come to us.” Ronin Assassin: (Bullets ricocheting off the concrete) “I’m fine right where I am thank you very much.” (The Cobra Rage’s canon turns toward the concrete steps and opens fire) Ronin Assassin: (looks out from behind the steps) “Aw shit!” (Ronin tries to clear the blast, but catches shrapnel to his legs as he's thrown into the middle of the street) ShockVal: “I got him, cover me.” (Sho Nuff unleashes the fury of his minigun as ShockVal runs out to get Ronin, As Sho turns to see if ShockVal has Ronin, he sees about eight bullets rip into ShockVal) Sho Nuff: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” (ShockVal’s lifeless bodies falls onto Ronin, Sho throws down his minigun and runs out to his men. A bullet rips into him and knocks him down. Sho gets up and runs to ShockVal and Ronin Assassin) Ronin Assassin: “ShockVals gone Sho!” (Sho grabs Ronin by his vest and pulls him into a burned out liquor store. Sho collapses next to Ronin as the Alley Vipers surround the building) Sho Nuff: “What a f***ing day brother.” (both men laugh out in pain) Alley Viper Commander: (Over a Megaphone) “We know you men are hurt. Come out with your hands raised and we will give you medical attention. If you do not we will level the building with you in it. You have 5 minutes.” Sho Nuff: (turns to Ronin) “You ready to give up?” Ronin Assassin: (looks down at his mangled legs and turns and looks at the blood pouring out from underneath Sho’s vest) “Not in this lifetime.” Sho Nuff: (laughing in pain) “I always thought I die stabbed to death by a prostitute.” Ronin Assassin: (laughing in pain) “Don’t make me laugh ass.” Alley Viper Commander: (Over a Megaphone) “You now have two minutes!” (All of the Alley Vipers click their safeties off) Sho Nuff: “You ready?” Ronin Assassin: “You’re going to have to help me.” (Sho rises to a knee and grabs Ronin by the back of his belt. Ronin throws his arm around Sho’s neck and both men rise up, now visible to the all the Alley Vipers from a busted out display widow.) Alley Viper Commander: (Over the Megaphone) “Now come out of there very slowly!” Sho Nuff: (turns to Ronin) “Damn man.” Ronin Assassin: (turns to Sho) “What’s wrong?” Sho Nuff: (laughing) “This would be so much cooler if Bon Jovi’s, “Wanted Dead or Alive” was playing in the background.” (Ronin Assassin drops his head laughing) Alley Viper Commander: (Yelling through the Megaphone) “Come out now or we will kill you, this is your last chance to surrender!” ♫ “I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back. I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back. I been everywhere, still I’m standing tall. I’ve seen a million faces and I’ve rocked them all. ♫ (Sho Nuff and Ronin Assassin raise their side arms and open fire) ♫ “Cause I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride. I’m wanted….wanted…. dead or alive. Cause I’m a cowboy, I got the night on my side. I’m wanted….wanted…. dead or alive. Wanted dead or alive.” ♫ ******************************************* G.I. Joe Heavy Weapons Machine Gunner Hurt Alley Viper Commander -2 Hurt Night Creeper Bolo -2 __________________ Epic Sho.....F%ckin Epic!!!!! Last edited by Ronin Assassin; 10-25-2009 at 07:09 AM.. |
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10-25-2009, 06:57 AM | #40379 |
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Yes! ^^^^^ That!
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10-25-2009, 06:58 AM | #40380 |
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I'm glad you and Shock liked it.
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