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09-16-2011, 11:29 PM | #145481 |
Knight of Spear
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Dont like legs around your ears? Remove them. Dont like the cold stare of her eyes? There gone! Just one of the many benifits of having the Zombie Life Partner.
But dont take my word for it. Here are some testimonials from ZLP users. "My wife was always nag nag nag. Then when she became a zombie i knew the tongue had to go! Thankyou Zombie Life Partner!" -Mike "ZLP was able to save my love life and my marrage. My wife was a cheating whore and her regular places were all used up. But now anywhere can be a hole and any hole is a goal! Thanks ZLP!" - Ted "My husband had a small thingie but with ZLPs Mix&Match home starter pack i could put a bigger ding dong on my zombie hubby. Thanks a HUGE bunch" - Anne "Yo, business is boomin now my bitchs take it any which way. Any which way is A OK!" - Pimp So why not give it a try! And remember to try our safe "nanna no teeth" for peace of mind and no bites on the behind. Zombie Life Partner. Shes/Hes dyin to meet you Now I'm going to go vomit.
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09-16-2011, 11:45 PM | #145482 |
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You're never going to survive a drinking night at JoeCon at this rate. lol.
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09-16-2011, 11:49 PM | #145483 |
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Screwing reanimated corpses is another. What with the horrible smell of death, the rotting flesh, the bits always falling out... It'd be like sleeping with Paris Hilton or that one dumb bitch on MTV. I'd rather shove my Colonel Spitfire into a running car engine.
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09-17-2011, 12:14 AM | #145484 |
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That's one thing.
Screwing reanimated corpses is another. What with the horrible smell of death, the rotting flesh, the bits always falling out... It'd be like sleeping with Paris Hilton or that one dumb bitch on MTV. I'd rather shove my Colonel Spitfire into a running car engine. and on the zombie humping...brings a new reality to skull f%^king |
09-17-2011, 12:16 AM | #145485 |
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You all are disturbed tonight, wow. lol
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09-17-2011, 12:17 AM | #145486 |
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heu I didnt start it...it was all Tali!~
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09-17-2011, 12:19 AM | #145487 |
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What's wrong with you Tali? lol
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09-17-2011, 12:20 AM | #145488 |
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09-17-2011, 12:25 AM | #145489 |
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How the hell is this all MY fault? All I said was for the IGs to stop dumping their dead hookers in the science donation box.
Plenty, but that's irrelevant. Every time I try, some sort of absurd emergency pops up that for some reason only I have the credentials to put an end to. I wouldn't have this problem if you'd stop pushing every damn button you see and would stay out of the goddamn Hot Labs!
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09-17-2011, 12:25 AM | #145490 |
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So shameful in here, I tell ya...
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