|
|
Thread Tools |
09-16-2011, 10:17 PM | #145471 |
Knight of Spear
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Helheim Forest
Posts: 10,531
|
You're not the one who has to keep hiring new security due to the constant zombie hooker outbreaks.
__________________
Let's make this showy. |
09-16-2011, 10:24 PM | #145472 |
a state of peace
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 61,136
|
Quote:
__________________
|
09-16-2011, 10:38 PM | #145473 |
Knight of Spear
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Helheim Forest
Posts: 10,531
|
Zombified security guards are nowhere near as effective as you might think.
Plus there's the whole necrophilia thing. And the fact that zombie sex is... horrifying to hear.
__________________
Let's make this showy. |
09-16-2011, 10:50 PM | #145474 |
Welcome2TheSlaughterhouse
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 10,267
|
On a plus side tho, if you get sick of the regular holes its rather easy to make new ones in the decomposing flesh.
__________________
WWO COMIC http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...ng-o-ring.html GI GNOME http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...-gi-gnome.htmlb WAR ROOM http://www.hisstank.com/forum/groups...#gmessage36490 |
09-16-2011, 10:58 PM | #145475 |
a state of peace
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 61,136
|
See! Just think how many places on the skull you've wanted to try, but something silly like an eye was in the way. ;)
__________________
|
09-16-2011, 10:59 PM | #145476 |
Knight of Spear
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Helheim Forest
Posts: 10,531
|
Should I ask how you know that or should I just continue to be blissfully unaware?
__________________
Let's make this showy. |
09-16-2011, 11:08 PM | #145477 |
Night Force
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Danville IN
Posts: 51,488
|
Evening Joes. Interesting topic tonight, bit creepy. lol
__________________
|
09-16-2011, 11:09 PM | #145478 |
a state of peace
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 61,136
|
Think of it as Horror Movie night.
__________________
|
09-16-2011, 11:15 PM | #145479 |
Night Force
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Danville IN
Posts: 51,488
|
Ok, can see that. So, who's the star of the movie and who's the victim?
__________________
|
09-16-2011, 11:17 PM | #145480 |
Welcome2TheSlaughterhouse
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 10,267
|
Dont like legs around your ears? Remove them. Dont like the cold stare of her eyes? There gone! Just one of the many benifits of having the Zombie Life Partner.
But dont take my word for it. Here are some testimonials from ZLP users. "My wife was always nag nag nag. Then when she became a zombie i knew the tongue had to go! Thankyou Zombie Life Partner!" -Mike "ZLP was able to save my love life and my marrage. My wife was a cheating whore and her regular places were all used up. But now anywhere can be a hole and any hole is a goal! Thanks ZLP!" - Ted "My husband had a small thingie but with ZLPs Mix&Match home starter pack i could put a bigger ding dong on my zombie hubby. Thanks a HUGE bunch" - Anne "Yo, business is boomin now my bitchs take it any which way. Any which way is A OK!" - Pimp So why not give it a try! And remember to try our safe "nanna no teeth" for peace of mind and no bites on the behind. Zombie Life Partner. Shes/Hes dyin to meet you
__________________
WWO COMIC http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...ng-o-ring.html GI GNOME http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...-gi-gnome.htmlb WAR ROOM http://www.hisstank.com/forum/groups...#gmessage36490 |
Thread Tools | |
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Official Iron Grenadiers Recruiting Thread | vadersquest | G.I. Joe General Discussion | 284122 | 09-20-2022 10:50 PM |
Official Cobra Command Recruitment Thread!!!! | rob0213 | G.I. Joe General Discussion | 200287 | 02-07-2022 08:58 PM |
Official Mercenaries team recruitment thread v2! | cobralalalala! | G.I. Joe General Discussion | 2351 | 08-23-2012 03:52 PM |
|
|
Recent Off Topic Threads |
1:18 Airwolf kickstarter |
Hisstank Late Night thread... |
4" Fortnite from Jazwares |
JazWares 18th Halo |
What song are you listening to? |