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07-13-2011, 07:56 PM | #137971 |
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*sorts through various weapons and gadgets*
Broken, broken, broken, junk, broken... Hair dryer... AND broken... useless, broken, junk, junk, jury duty, junk, bigger junk... Built by Reed Richards therefore absolutely useless junk... Where's Larry with the other crates?
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07-13-2011, 08:46 PM | #137972 |
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07-13-2011, 09:31 PM | #137973 |
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That's when I disassemble the drive-thru with a screwdriver.
Poetic justice.
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07-13-2011, 09:37 PM | #137974 |
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Triamese m16, best idea ever from Red Jacket, also Tali I could use some of the junk for target practice for that thing I'm making
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07-13-2011, 09:41 PM | #137975 |
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Or irony? those bastards always mess up my order! i get all the way home to find out they got my order all wrong, yes i know i should check before leaving to make sure (even though it's a given they will screw it up!) but i get stuck in front of impatient people i want to blow up, honking at me to move along...so i beat traffic to get home, i open my bag of goodies and they did exactly what i asked them not to! how hard is it to take orders when that is your job? if you ask "want fries with that?" it's a damn given i want some Ketchup! it freaks me out to think they may have spit in my burger, some people are only alive because murder is illegal!
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07-13-2011, 10:04 PM | #137976 |
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It may be broken or useless, or in one case a hairdryer, but knowing those idiots they'll find a way to make them deadly. Probably by rubbing OSOK fluid all over it. *shudders* Quote:
Or irony? those bastards always mess up my order! i get all the way home to find out they got my order all wrong, yes i know i should check before leaving to make sure (even though it's a given they will screw it up!) but i get stuck in front of impatient people i want to blow up, honking at me to move along...so i beat traffic to get home, i open my bag of goodies and they did exactly what i asked them not to! how hard is it to take orders when that is your job? if you ask "want fries with that?" it's a damn given i want some Ketchup! it freaks me out to think they may have spit in my burger, some people are only alive because murder is illegal!
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07-13-2011, 10:13 PM | #137977 |
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think I'll take Richards' invention, nothing like taking potshots at something that can fire back lol
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07-13-2011, 10:17 PM | #137978 |
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It doesn't even do that. It's just a plot device that came out of nowhere with no setup whatsoever. I don't think it ever worked in the first place.
Why is it he gets to be successful for doing nothing but creating useless inventions while I'm over here working for a shitty government salary harnessing dark energy for power and creating self-replenishing fuel cells powered by chaos itself?!
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07-13-2011, 11:07 PM | #137979 |
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meh, that's how it goes lol, btw sorry in advance ubt I took an emerlad for a power source
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07-13-2011, 11:18 PM | #137980 |
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Just as long as you put it back.
Ah crap... *grabs rifle* Wall breach in the sublevels. Time to go kill some eldritch abominations. Larry, BRING THE JERKY AND EXTRA AMMO! *pushes floor panel to the side and climbs down*
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