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04-01-2009, 10:35 AM | #341 |
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As I sat under a bush in a hot jungle thinking I must be in the wrong place or even lost. Bored I start thinking what I need at the store. I pull out a piece of paper and I start writing. Thing I need:
Milk, Cheese Soap Cookies Toilet paper Summer Eve Cabbage Salad dressing Soda Pop Candy Vitamins Then I hear something it's Cutter. Cutter takes an arrow on his right side dropping him to the ground and thus knocking that asinine "B" cap off his head. This arrow must have been from Darth Doug. (He so awesome) Then another Cobra name Outbackk takes on Cutter. Then a Saw Viper shoots Cutter. Then another Cobra named Lody takes a shot at Cutter. Cutter picks himself up and runs and but falls right in front of me. I take out my knife I jump on top of him and stab him in the chest, then take off my mask and kiss him on the lips. I hear the joe medics coming so I run back to my bush I was at but my damn grocery list is missing. Cobra Soldier Squad A* *Hurt Cutter -2*
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04-01-2009, 10:39 AM | #342 |
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Looking through his many weapons he has brought on this mission,the cobra soldier decides what he will use on this first day of battle.As he still tries to decide what weapon to use he see's someone running across the battlefield alone.Its Cutter.He realizes he has fallen behind the rest of the Joes.
He then sees one of the greatest cobra soldiers of all time....yes...its Saw Viper Rob...he takes his shot and hits Cutter in the shoulder..blood everywhere.Cutter gets up...so the Cobra soldier DC goes back to his bag-o-weapons and needs to hurry if he is to have a shot. Sniper rifle....no to easy....AR-15..no...ah....AK 47...yes...but as he grabs it out of his bag he sees something else......oh yeah,its old faithful...he grabs it cocks it pulls the trigger. Direct hit.....DC always new he could count on his old faithful.....whats is it you ask.....yeas its his Red Ryder BB gun and yes.....he shot Cutters eye out!!! Cobra Soldier Squad A Hurt Cutter -2 |
04-01-2009, 10:40 AM | #343 |
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Mission A: Joe Team - 105 Covergirl - 25hp Recondo - 25hp Cutter - 5hp Tripwire - 25hp Gung-ho - 25hp Capture data - 39mp Cobra Team - 126 Scrap Iron - 26hp SAW Viper - 25hp Alley Viper - 25hp HEAT Viper - 25hp Frag Viper - 25hp Mission B: Joe Team - 125 Beach Head - 25hp Dusty - 25hp Torpedo - 25hp Spirit - 25hp Low Light - 25hp Cobra Team -115 Scalpel - 25hp Firefly - 15hp Range Viper - 25hp Night Viper - 25hp Rock Viper - 25hp Reach Headquarters - 26mp |
04-01-2009, 10:40 AM | #344 |
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It's in my panties.
Now back to your regular schedule program....
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04-01-2009, 10:44 AM | #345 |
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OK guys ,HEAL CUTTER NOW!!!!
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04-01-2009, 10:50 AM | #346 |
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He deserves to be desecrated for looking like Gung-Ho!
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04-01-2009, 10:59 AM | #347 |
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Cut the CUTTER!!!!
5 more HP... let's go! COBRAAAAA!!!!
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04-01-2009, 11:11 AM | #348 |
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04-01-2009, 11:20 AM | #349 |
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The radio's we carry are somewhat sweet. We can get the updates on what goes on in other areas. The radio blurts out some action going on in another sector. Apparently a Joe has fallen behind and the troops are ganging up on the poor soul.
In our case... all has been quiet during our march to the Jungle base. It's not long before I hear a shot a few clicks from where we are. The Night Viper makes a sudden move like he has been hit by something. HOLY CRAP!! Have we been made already?? I scan the area for signs of movement ... and I can't see anything!! |
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04-01-2009, 11:42 AM | #350 |
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Crap! New recruit overslept, makes for the group in a hurry. Sees a bloodied Joe all dazed and confused. Seriously. A life vest? Aren't we in the jungle?
Reaches for his weapon and -- dammit, forgot weapon. FAIL. Picks up really big rocks and hurls it -- Cobra soldier Squad A Hurt Cutter -2 Chucker Viper? Hurler? "Rock" Viper? Stay tuned....
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