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03-03-2009, 05:28 PM | #51 |
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Even Sideshow Stormy could kick the Chuck in the nuts!
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03-03-2009, 05:38 PM | #52 |
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oooh... this is a good one. i thought Beachhead vs Slaughter was epic, but THIS is the stuff of legend!
Storm Shadow hands down. All this hype about Chuck Norris being a bad ass is the most overrated online thread ever. Do people forget that BRUCE LEE kicked the crap out of Chuck Norris???!!! I certainly don't. That said, SS takes the V. Bruce Lee vs. Storm Shadow anyone?
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You guys are are forgetting that when SS delivers a kick all he is wearing are fruity little sandals. When Chuck brings the thunder with a roundhouse he is wearing some manly ass cowboy boots. Not to mention the fact that he is usually dressed entirely in denim, that just makes you badass. If you have a beard and dress entirely in denim you can defiantly whoop some effeminate sounding Asian dude in his pajamas.
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You guys are are forgetting that when SS delivers a kick all he is wearing are fruity little sandals. When Chuck brings the thunder with a roundhouse he is wearing some manly ass cowboy boots. Not to mention the fact that he is usually dressed entirely in denim, that just makes you badass. If you have a beard and dress entirely in denim you can defiantly whoop some effeminate sounding Asian dude in his pajamas.
look at it this way if you were to race me, an you had cowboy boots on an i have some sandles on that are tight round my feet, i'm gonna piss on ya.. that's why running shoes got lighter throughout the years to make it more like running bare footed, an everyonbe should know running bare footed gives you enormous speed compared to wearing shoes while running.. the only dude i can say that ran fast in skin tight denim an boots would be steven segal in that one movie back in like 89 when he's chasing a dude down the city block, forget the name of the flick. but again that was a movie an i'm sure his crotch had a rash after that skit!! |
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Chuck is not concerned with logic and physics. He is only concerned with beard grooming and ass kicking, and he just trimmed his beard yesterday.
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Chuck Norris choked an estimated 400,000 Vietcong to death in 1985.
He can handle one more. |
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When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.
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The Vietnam war ended 30 years ago. Nobody told Chuck Norris.
And asians all look the same to Chuck Norris. |
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Asian ninjas are hung like grasshoppers. |
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