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03-03-2009, 05:09 PM | #31 |
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First of all you would have to get him to the ground. Second you are talking about someone who would light you up before you had even a chance to think about bringing him to the ground. Bruce lee was so fast, he had to slow down his moves to be even caght on camera in his films.
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03-03-2009, 05:10 PM | #32 |
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That would be an epic battle. It would have to take place in a volcano or something.
It would be close until the bitter end when Chuck roundhouses SS to the face. SS would fall into the lava and Chuck would dramatically look over the edge and pronounce "Don't f**k with Chuck!" Then there would be a huge earthquake. |
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Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sandpaper.
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03-03-2009, 05:13 PM | #34 |
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Chuck Norris likes his girls like he likes his whiskey, twelve years old and mixed up with coke.
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what about the ninja turtles vs, SE and SS, lol that would be a battle
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There is no chin behind Chuck norris's beard. Only another fist.
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03-03-2009, 05:13 PM | #37 |
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Ok first of all thats retarded. I dont care if its "Good Guys Wear Black" Chuck, "Delta Force" Chuck, and "Return Of The Dragon Chuck (who actually gave my man Bruce a good fight in that one)..if you combined all those Chucks, they wouldnt beat SS.
1st, he's a ninja, he isnt trained for self defense and board breaking. He is a "shadow warrior", an assasain, and spy. And its all he's ever done. 2nd, If any single charecter (not counting Serpentor or God awful Cobra-blah)..if anyone in the GI Joe universe is a hair away from being on the level of like superhero/villian status...its SS. and C.- He never was in a stupid mountain dew commercial or an info-mercial tryin to sell fat women an ab roller. SS would take that ab roller garbage away from Chuck, break his ass with it, then gut him and smack off that silly cowboy hat.....SS vs Chuck...c'mon now! |
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If you know someone who doesn't like Chuck Norris, you won't know them for very long.
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Chuck Norris's dog is trained to pick up his own poop, because Chuck Norris does not take shit from anyone.
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