| The NEW DEREK2783 Funny/Action photo contest!!!
EDIT: For those of you with short attention spans, post a funny OR action picture using action figures of any kind. If I pick yours as the winner, you win a copy of GI Joe: Reinstated TPB. Contest ends Monday.
Cue announcer......
Bob:
"Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to another exciting edition of "Derek2783 has some extra stuff around, and wants to award it to someone!"
"That's right 'Tankers, our illustrious sponsor, Derek2783, is going to GIVE A COPY of GI JOE: REINSTATED AWAY to the 'tanker who posts the BEST FUNNY or ACTION PHOTO, using action figures!
Johnny:
"Wow Bob, that sounds like QUITE a challenge! There's some funny and/or action-packed pictures around out there!"
Bob:
"That's right Johnny, it's not going to be easy. That's why we're offering a GREAT PRIZE for the winner!
What do we have for them Johnny?"
Johnny:
"Uh... Bob... you already told them. It's a copy of that GI JOE:REINSTATED trade paperback. Back to you, Bob!"
Bob:
"That's right ladies and gentlemen! The Hisstank winner who has the BEST funny or action photo will win ONE COPY of the G.I. JOE: REINSTATED trade paperback absolutely FREE!!!
So go ahead contestants! Post your pictures here, and we'll pick a winner on MONDAY NIGHT right here on HISSTANK!!!
The winner will be determined by our fair and balanced judge, Derek2783, just like last time... by no real method at all, save his mere whim!
Thanks again to our sponsor, the illustrious (and really, really, ridiculously good looking) DEREK2783!!!"
Speaking of which, Johnny, isn't this the same script we had last time?"
Johnny:
"Uh, yes Bob. I believe our really, really, ridiculously good looking sponsor is too lazy to type a whole section of original dialogue. Back to you Bob"
Bob:
"Ok, well there you have it folks...
Cue funky theme music......
Cue fast-talking, mildly incoherent disclaimer guy:
1. All pictures MUST be posted AS ATTACHMENTS to your post OR hosted here on the 'Tank, and NOT be links to or hosted on another site. Any pictures NOT posted this way will be ineligible. Mainly cause Derek2783 pays for a somewhat overzealous internet filter.
2. All contestants are limited to 5 entries. Please post them in the SAME post.
3. All pictures entered must be your own work, or on behalf of whomever's picture you are entering.
4. Please try to use original work for this contest, and not simply what has already been posted elsewhere
5. Derek2783 takes no responsibility for timeliness of delivery or condition of the TPB. It's in good shape now, that's all he guarantees.
6. Derek2783 takes no responsibility for level of intoxication and/or level of impaired judgement used to judge contest.
Last edited by Derek2783; 11-20-2008 at 02:10 PM.
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