I need help!!!!Naming my Joes

Okay, I have 5 greenshirts from Firefly vs. Greenshirts pack. My extra from trade, I put Hawk's head (comic version) on the body. I see these guys as my Recuit squad.
So Option A) realistic names since they have not made final joe team cut.
RECUIT: SPC. JOHNSON
RECUIT: CPL. MICHEALS
RECUIT: CPL. JONES
RECUIT: SGT. STONE
RECUIT: SGT. DAWKINS

Option B) Nick names/Code names
TEX/Ranch hand
SHOOTER/Snipes
RED/Merk
MAD DOG/Outrage
NIGHT OWL/Nightwatch

Option C) Names that Beachhead would most likely to be yelling at the recuits on the training field..
PVT. Pyle
Dirtbag
Grease head
Slacker
Maggot

option c some good names in there haha

You could always borrow names from marvel issue 82 where Gi Joe was auditioning New recruits.

but i like option C the best. Some one needs to put those rawhides in their place

Originally Posted by zarana

You could always borrow names from marvel issue 82 where Gi Joe was auditioning New recruits.

Yeah, this.


You ever read the DDP America's Elite Special Missions issue where Beachhead leads a group of greenshirt recruits? It's told from the point of view of one of the greenshirts. He's thinking that they'll get some cool codenames during training, like he's heard some other squads do. But no, not Beachhead.

He calls them: one, two, three, four and five.

Option B sounds the best.

Bob
Harry
Frank
George
Slappy

Name on of them Buckeye!! That could be a sharpshooter!!

Dropout
Bedwetter
AWOL
Pansy
Bagpacker
Gung-Ho

(sorry, had to take a dig at the Village People reject)

I vote for bedwetter, thats a great one
bedwetter and slappy are bunk mates

B is the best