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08-31-2008, 10:12 PM | #1 |
Hog Driver
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Georgia
Posts: 12,236
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Since the GI Joe team is considered an elite special force, its members the crème de la crème, and only the toughest soldiers from the US military are chosen to serve, have you ever wondered what GI Joe wannabes wanted to join but simply weren’t good enough to make the cut, and what their codenames were? Well, out of curiosity and boredom, I compiled a list of some failed recruits.
Desert Trooper: Sandy Bottoms, Tan Line, Camel-Toe Arctic Ranger: Popsicle, Freezer-Burn, Mittens, Shivers Marine: Redneck, Semi-Enthused Commando: Crazy Eyes Communications: Busy-Signal, Missed Call Machine Gunner: Hip Hop, Roadbump, Off Duty Infantry Trooper: Groan, Moan, Bellyache Mortar man: Close-Enough, Almost, Friendly Fire Medic: Upset, Ouch!, Euthanizer SEAL: Washed-Up, Webbed-Feet, Gills, Goosebumps Helicopter Pilot: Barf Bag, Dizzy, Swirly Twirly, Wild Jill Fighter Pilot: Scud Runner, Unusual Attitude, Punch-Out Tracker: Bear Dump, Wolf Bait Point Man: Sleepy, Sneezy, Clumsy Sniper: Spot-Light, Low-Life, Trigger Happy EOD: Fingers-Crossed, Deep Breath, Whoops! Mine Detector: Stomp, Hard-Foot, Trippin' Chaplain: Altar Boy, Judas Covert Ops: Giggles, Cross-Dresser, Lady James, Cover Boy Tank Driver: Soft Rock, Easy Listen’, Backed-Up Bazooka Soldier: Bang, Pop, Pow, Bam, Kaboom, Sha-Zaaamm Airborne Assault: Ripped Cord, Looney Limbs, Dangles, Hung-Up Survivalist: Blackout Tank Mechanic: Bull Dyke
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"We make a stand now or there will be nobody left to go to the choppa!" --Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer Last edited by Tanksmasher; 08-31-2008 at 10:57 PM.. |
08-31-2008, 10:17 PM | #2 |
Sunsword = Fabulous!
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Portland, ME
Posts: 3,628
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LMFAO!! That is some funny shit right there!
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09-01-2008, 11:40 AM | #3 |
Snake Eyes' Daddy
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Kennesaw, GA
Posts: 3,287
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"airborne Assault: Ripped Cord"
hahaha Driver: Skidmark.... Wait Hasbro made him didnt they...... whoops.
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"Fierce Krypton is as smooth as a Cold, Crisp Colt 45 Malt! He works every time!!!" Last edited by Fierce Krypton; 09-01-2008 at 12:02 PM.. |
09-01-2008, 11:52 AM | #4 |
ARASHIKAGE CLAN
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 1,309
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"Trigger Happy" LOL
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09-01-2008, 11:54 AM | #5 |
Homeless Viper
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 1,882
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haha. I named my reformed dreadnok Low-Life. It was based on a friend in college.
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09-01-2008, 12:12 PM | #6 |
JOES BEFORE HOES
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Westland, MI
Posts: 5,939
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love the tank mechanic
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09-01-2008, 12:32 PM | #7 |
Sunsword = Fabulous!
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Portland, ME
Posts: 3,628
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I;m having my girlfriend refer to me as "looney limbs" from this moment on!
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09-01-2008, 12:53 PM | #8 |
I come from the Net.
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Montreal, Canada
Posts: 4,262
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PROTIP: Shiver was the name of an exclusive Canadian figure from JoeCanuck.com: JoeCanuck.com Store : Canadian Joe Meet : Exclusives : 2007
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09-01-2008, 12:55 PM | #9 |
Father of a little Viper
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Columbia Missouri
Posts: 12,942
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LMAO over and over again...
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09-01-2008, 12:59 PM | #10 |
Darth_Henning
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Canada
Posts: 21,174
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well, ummm....OK,
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