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01-25-2011, 03:54 PM | #21 |
Cobra Soldier
Join Date: Dec 2010
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Fuck it, I'm gonna give this a try.
Here are a group of guys who, in real life, GI Joe could simply not function. Seriously, these are the guys who frankly would make terrible figures but would make awesome characters. K-Street File Name: Charles Burke Primary Specialty: Government Liason Secondary Specialty: Accounting Background: Recruited from the GAO, K-Street operates as the GI Joe's voice inside the American government. This is the man who keeps the Joes budget from getting cut. When Congress goes on the warpath, K-Street spends hours defending General Hawk's bottom line. Loophole File Name: Valerie Garcia Primary Specialty: Prosecutor Secondary Specialty: JAG Officer Background: Recruited from the Navy's JAG office, Loophole acts as the GI Joe's legal representative. She prosecutes Cobra officers, keeps captured covert operatives from going to jail, and networks with other law enforcement agencies. Condor File Name: William Redburn Primary Specialty: Espionage Secondary Specialty: Intelligence Background: An analyst for the CIA, Condor processes the massive streams of intelligence data that GI Joe collects from all over the world and then arranges that data into a cohesive narrative that GI Joe operatives can understand and use. Walker File Name: Micheal Kaplan Primary Specialty: Transportation Secondary Specialty: Security Background: Walker discretely moves intelligence data from one GI Joe base to the other and he does it the old fashioned way: with a briefcase handcuffed to his wrist. In a world where wikileaks can get every confidential file in the world and hackers can trace every agent's location, only a courier can be trusted to take information from one side of the globe to the other. Last edited by thecursor; 01-25-2011 at 05:21 PM.. |
01-25-2011, 04:30 PM | #22 |
IG85 - Mortarman
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Sun Prairie, WI
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Fuck it, I'm gonna give this a try.
Here are a group of guys who, in real life, GI Joe could simply not function. Seriously, these are the guys who frankly would make terrible figures but would make awesome characters. K-Street File Name: Charles Burke Primary Specialty: Government Liason Secondary Specialty: Accounting Background: Recruited from the GAO, K-Street operates as the GI Joe's voice inside the American government. This is the man who keeps the Joes budget from getting cut. When Congress goes on the warpath, K-Street spends hours defending General Hawk's bottom line. Loophole File Name: Valerie Garcia Primary Specialty: Prosecutor Secondary Specialty: JAG Officer Background: Recruited from the Navy's JAG office, Loophole acts as the GI Joe's legal representative. She prosecutes Cobra officers, keeps captured covert operatives from going to jail, and networks with other law enforcement agencies. Condor File Name: William Redburn Primary Specialty: Espionage Secondary Specialty: Intelligence Background: An analyst for the CIA, Condor processes the massive streams of intelligence data that GI Joe collects from all over the world and then arranges that data into a cohesive narrative that GI Joe operatives can understand and use. Walker File Name: Micheal Kaplan Primary Specialty: Transportation Secondary Specialty: Security Background: Runner discretely moves intelligence data from one GI Joe base to the other and he does it the old fashioned way: with a briefcase handcuffed to his wrist. In a world where wikileaks can get every confidential file in the world and hackers can trace every agent's location, only a courier can be trusted to take information from one side of the globe to the other. |
01-25-2011, 05:19 PM | #23 |
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K-Street: Expensive suit using the boxed set Destro, youngish face. I'd say the Airbourne face but he's a little overused. A briefcase, a laptop, a cell phone and maybe sunglasses. Loophole: Naval or marine dress uniform, with Catherine Bell style headsculpt. A briefcase, legal pad, dossiers, and a colt 45 side arm. Condor: Robert Redford or 90s Alec Baldwin inspired look, rumpled dress casual clothing. A laptop, a mini sattellite dish, ipad tablet, and a TASER. Walker: A serious face, brown hair, with a muscular build. Reuse pieces of Chuckles from the 20th anniversary line. Tan pants, short sleeved linen shirt. A shoulder holster with a 9 mm, a knife in his ankle holster, a leather jacket, then a silver attache case with removable hand cuffs on his wrist. |
06-17-2011, 12:27 PM | #24 |
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: fort worth, texas
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Codename: Coyote
Realname: Lucky Marco Rank: Colonel Place of origin: Phoenix , Arizona Affactillion: G.I.JOE Age:24 5'9' 134lbs. weapon of choice: Famas G2 Race: Cuban Black hair and amber eyes History:Born into a military family he grew up obeying and protecting until an ambush by the new cobra empire. then showing an act of bravery opon the whole base colonle lucky j. marco was kicked out from the army for disobeying an order to help the joes in the small ambush. Then the joes high command of seven decided to let him join the alpha sqaud of the joes. Last edited by wolf fangs; 06-17-2011 at 01:42 PM.. |
06-17-2011, 02:50 PM | #25 |
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Codename:Vulcan
Realname: Nick Bennson Affactilation: GIJOES HE IS A TANK COMMANDER AND FORMER BAZOOKA TROOP. 7'2' 234LBS.(BUT HE IS NOT FAT!!! HE IS SUPER STRONG WITH AN AWESOME BUILD TO GO WITH IT) |
06-23-2011, 05:42 AM | #26 |
Ninja-in-training
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Caltrop (Dreadnok Ninja)
File Name: Ryuichi Takinari Primary Specialty: Espionage Secondary Specialty: Mecanic Background: Decended from a long line of Arashikage Ninjas, Caltrop began training at a young age under various masters after the fall of the Arashikage Clan. He joined the Red Ninja Clan but was kicked out for hanging out with junior Dreadnoks and causing havoc during training sessions. Now a junior member of the Dreadnoks himself, he designs various weapons for Dreadnok vehicles. "He is just as dangerous on a motorcycle or with a gun as he is with a sword. I would hate to see such talent go to waste." Zartan
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06-25-2011, 05:24 AM | #27 |
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I figured I'd try a few more.
Snake Eater File Name:Andre DeCobray Primary Specialty: Espionage Secondary Specialty: Counter Intelligence Background: As the DeCobray was dragged through the mud, Andre watched his family suffer to the point of madness. His own father drank himself to death and his Aunt and Uncle, The Baroness' parents, withered into shells of their former selves. So when the GI Joe team came knocking on Andre's door for a deep cover operative in Europe, the Viscount DeCobray volunteered immeadiately. Sickhouse File Name: John Murphy Primary Specialty: Armed Robbery Secondary Specialty: Grand Theft Auto Background: When the Dreadnoks expanded from Australia to the United States, the Murphy family signed on the dotted line. Frank "Murder" Murphy was the co-founder of the first American Dreadnok Club. But the relationship soured quickly. The Murphys might be thugs and thieves but they weren't drug dealers, so when Zartan asked Murder and his sons to push meth in Phoenix, their response was a biker gang war that tore the American Southwest to shreds. Knowing that every dollar of drug money sold by the Dreadnoks funded Cobra's operations, General Hawk made a devil's bargain with the Murphy Family and recruited their youngest son John. Sickhouse doesn't exactly fit in with the rest of the Joe team and Hawk winces every time he sees the Murphy name in the headlines, but he certainly can't argue with results. |
06-25-2011, 06:12 AM | #28 |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Cobra Island
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Weezus Christ
File Name: Trevor Fitzroy Primary Specialty: Psychological Warfare Secondary Specialty: Intelligence Background: A satirical cult leader who trains in ESP and mind control under Crystal Ball. Took over vocals for Cold Slither after Zartan moved on to bigger and better things. Uses the media and youth to mobilize protests and riots in favor of Cobra goals or to create necessary diversions for other clandestine missions. Has no experience with fire arms and only brief combat training although having a large armory because 'guns are awesome'. Generally considered an annoyance by the GI JOE and is under constant surveillance but cannot be pinned with any actual crimes. |
06-26-2011, 03:48 AM | #29 |
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G.I. Joe SKT (Small Kill Team) Team Leader
Code Name: Thor File Name: Hunt, David Edmond Service #: NA PMOS: 18A Special Forces Officer SMOS: 13A Field Artillery Officer Birthplace: Savannah, GA Grade: 0-3 (Captain) Thor never wanted to do anything other than lead soldiers, where as most kids had imaginary friends Thor had an imaginary Platoon. Raised on Army posts with his two younger brothers Thor dreamed of one day being an Army Officer. Joining the Army Reserve to help pay for school and to receive the first of his special ops training Thor became an Psychological Operations Specialist. Upon receiving his Bachelor's in History Thor attended Army Officer Candidate School at Ft. Benning, GA. There he branched Field Artillery and attended the FA Basic Officer Leadership Course at Ft. Sill, OK. He would return to Ft. Benning to attend Ranger School and Jump School in route to his first assignment as a Fire Support Officer for 4th Brigade 10th Mountain. 2 tours to Afghanistan later and he dropped his packet for SFAS where he excelled and upon finishing SFQC for 18A's he was assigned to 3rd SFGA as a ODA team leader first as a dive team leader and then as SIF team leader. It was as a small unit direct action team leader that Thor came in to his own, his boisterous, confident demeanor was honed in to a more intense, soft spoken confidence. He came to the attention of Joe command after he had a run in with Major Blud in central Africa and his 4 man element was able to stop Blud's numerically superior force from taking a water treatment plant. Asked by a fellow FA officer turned operator General Hawk, Thor has since led one of two Joe SKTs (Small Kill Teams) the other is led by his younger brother, Tyr. Calm and collected in the face of everything this thunder god only shows his true intensity to the enemy and those Joes unlucky enough to put themselves before the team. Thor is qualified on all NATO and Soviet weapons. Proficient in multiple fighting styles but prefers Krav Maga. Preferred weapon is his MK-18 CQB Rifle Mjöllnir "Thor looks at this Cobra trooper holding him at gunpoint and real calm like whispers 'that ain't gonna work for me.' Next thing we know Thor's clubing that snake with his own helmet and smirking the whole time." G.I. Joe SKT (Small Kill Team) Team Leader Code Name: Tyr File Name: Hunt, Byron Owen Service #: NA PMOS: 18A Special Forces Officer SMOS: 91E Explosive Ordnance Disposal Officer Birthplace: Hutchinson, KS Grade: 0-3 (Captain) Thor's little brother is a force to be reckoned with in his own right quieter than his older brother he is the product of ROTC and the Ordnance Officer and EOD courses. He is tabbed and badged similar to his brother except he bears the EOD crab from his time serving as an EOD platoon leader, where he worked both down range as well as part of the Secret Services PSD for the president during a tour of Central Asia. Tyr also has HALO Parachutist wings from his time as a team leader in a HALO ODA. Tyr led the element that secured the Dreadnaught weapons facility in Somalia which lead to the capture of many cobra operatives. Asked to join the Joes a few months after Thor which has lead to more than a little ribbing from his older brother. Qualified on all NATO and Soviet weapons. Prefers Sawed-off shotgun. "Everybody that meets Tyr knows why he is a Joe, it ain't cause his brother, its because if ya need to keep from blowin or the opposite you can call the same cat. Plus ya just feel better about him doing it all calm like while your shaking like a leaf." |
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