Made this one for a project where you had to make the opposite version of any character. I picked Tarzan:
The famous Tarzan was once a handsome and athletic man in his glory years. A lot has happened since then: Jane divorced from him, comic publishers and movie producers lost interest, Tarzan got into a depression and ate himself through that difficult period. Monkey Burger King, African Fried Chicken were places where he was often seen and that turned him into the fat and lazy man he is now. He's no longer the king of the jungle, monkeys make fun of him all the time since he cannot climb into trees anymore.