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11-09-2009, 02:27 AM | #1 |
Window Viper
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Hhmm... I might get flamed for this, but what the hell... It's just for sh*ts & giggles anyway...
This concept was originally for daremo's "The Mission" Contest, as a subteam to complement a vehicle custom to combat one of the winners, Top Shelf (no offense meant). But then, I sort of figured that it might be a bit too outlandish and might ruin the spirit of the contest, so I decided to enter it in the Slaughterhouse Contest instead, as it might be better received there. Note: Rated PG-13 for suggestive language. I present my new team and entry under the Category 3 (Subteam Category) - The Stylistas!
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11-09-2009, 02:28 AM | #2 |
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Callsign: Makeover
Real Name: FLAVIO, Julian G. Birthplace: Bern, SWITZERLAND Rank: Stylist Primary Military Specialty: Styling Specialist Secondary Military Specialty: Image Consultant (And for the last time Jenkins, NO! THIS DOES NOT MEAN I WILL FIX YOUR CONSOLE DISPLAY SCREEN!!) Primary Weapon: Blowdryer Secondary Weapon: You don't want to know... Bio: Julian is an individual suffering from delusions of grandeur. He was once a juinor designer for Calvin Kline, but was fired due to a shoutout he posted on Facebook saying "Everyone knows the entire Summer Line was all mine!". He couldn't find any other similar work, so he joined Hasbro's design team. But that didn't last long either, as he kept on claiming that the entire ROC line was his concept. Angry at how things ended with Hasbro, Julian approached the Cobra Commander, offering to redo the image of Cobra. For once Julian became instrumental in a design project. Some of his designs include Cobra Commander's "The Doctor" Bondage Suit, various Baroness outfits, and Destro's ceremonial "Pimp Daddy" outfit, complete with a gold mask. He also works closely with Cobra Commander, and usually makes use of the Commander's nanomites to make his makeovers more permanent. This is what Julian had to say during a recent interview with Milk Magazine: MM: "What is your primary role in Cobra?" Julian: "First off, I just want to make it clear that I freelance, that I am ready and willing, that I will service anyone interested (wink)! My target for now would be Top Shelf. Top Shelf, I say to you - Rejoice when give myself to you, for I am Makeover!"
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11-09-2009, 02:29 AM | #3 |
Window Viper
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Callsign: Sade
Real Name: VON WURST, Fritz K. Birthplace: Dusseldorf, GERMANY Rank: Personal Assistant Primary Military Specialty: Styling Assistant Secondary Military Specialty: Interrogations (How? Don't ask...) Primary Weapon: Woven Leather Whip Secondary Weapon: Mace Head Knotted Cudgel Bio: Iron Grenadiers, upon completion of training, are required by their trainers to perform some form of prank, similar to high school senior pranks. Sade made the mistake of drawing a big Cobra logo on Baroness' Ferrari with a permanent marker. Destro gave him a choice - Waterboarding until he drowned, or a top secret assignment that would be a "long, hard, and painful punishment" for 10 years or until the polar ice cap melted, whichever came first. After he chose, he was injected a vial of custom nanomites by Makeover. In hindsight, had he known that the assignment was as "Personal Assistant" to Makeover (in essence, his personal boy toy), he would have chosen waterboarding instead. This is an excerpt from a session with the company psychiatrist: Sade: "This assignment isn't too strenuous during the day, only at night. I have a lot of time to read now. I am currently researching how to drastically speed up global warming." Now I have my flamesuit on, specially designed by Makeover, so, flame away...!!!
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11-09-2009, 02:58 AM | #4 |
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Absolutely hillarious man!
I cant imagine what Makeover's portfollio looks like. |
11-09-2009, 03:46 AM | #5 |
Window Viper
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Which portfolio - Business, or Personal? Though I'm not too sure I would want to delve too deep into that, as who knows what I may come up with...!
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11-09-2009, 04:07 AM | #6 |
plastic crack addict
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wow...not sure what to say, except...wow...LOL!
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11-09-2009, 05:32 AM | #7 |
Window Viper
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I know, I know... Do I now hand in my man card?
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11-09-2009, 06:15 AM | #8 |
ninja merc
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hahaha!! funny stuff dude!!! great work!!
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11-09-2009, 06:58 AM | #9 |
Crimson lady of the Guard
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Interesting.
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11-09-2009, 10:23 AM | #10 |
Hornhead
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hahahahaha! Funny
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