|05-01-2009, 01:16 PM||#1|
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Greensboro, NC
This was just my entry for Iron Will's Vile Villainy contest. I figured I would just give it it's own thread now, because as simple as it is, I really enjoyed it.
Thanks go out to Iron Will for all the great work he's putting into these contests!
Head: Storm Shadow
paintball mask: Torpedo
paintball guns: VvsV guns
Code Name: Sssplat
File Name: Stephen Samuel Platter
Primary Specialty: Paintball Warfare
Secondary Specialty: Psychological Warfare
Sssplat was a former paintball instructor who holds many degrees in Psychology. In order to avoid numerous lawsuits stemming from his student's paintball injuries and mental trauma, he sought out Cobra as an escape.
Once Major Bludd heard his story, he started laughing and spouting off derogatory poetry about him. Now, one well placed red pepper paintball later, Major Bludd wears an eye patch.
Using varying degrees of paintballs laced with certain compounds, Sssplat is a feared warrior, both to his Cobra allies and to the Joes as well.
His adhesive paintballs are the reason Cobra Soldiers now shave their heads. And, he's also rumored to be the reason Cobra Commander always wears the hood around him. Destro trembles at his name, clutching at the helmet polish in his pocket.
A compulsive neat freak, who snaps at the slightest spot of paint on his uniform, and a brilliant analytical mind, combined with the ultimate skills of a paintball expert, makes Sssplat a Vile Villain to be reckoned with - on both sides.
From the files of General Hawk: "Where the hell did Cobra get this guy from? I mean, he shoots paintballs! I'll never forget the sight of Lady Jaye, screaming, running from the battlefield, in tears about her "ruined hair". He's a monster."
|05-01-2009, 01:39 PM||#2|
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: The Tank
lol awesome sir!!
|05-01-2009, 01:41 PM||#3|
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Not here.
That bio is hilarious! "Noooo, my hair!!!"
Very nice fig, too. I'm a sucker for black and gray.
|05-01-2009, 02:06 PM||#4|
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: THE GARDEN STATE OF EDEN!
original. i can dig this man.. the work looks good too..
|05-01-2009, 02:36 PM||#5|
Btchin RckStr Frm M.A.R.S
Join Date: Aug 2008
Destro trembles at his name, clutching at the helmet polish in his pocket. ROFL.
|05-01-2009, 04:32 PM||#6|
Join Date: Jan 2009
...almost need a Hisstank with a splattered happy face on it. Nice original idea.
|05-01-2009, 04:35 PM||#7|
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Northwood, NH
The chemical-paintballs actually isn't bad and could work to make a "real" Cobra operative.
Acid-Balls, Poison-Balls, Glue-Balls, etc..
|05-01-2009, 04:39 PM||#8|
Join Date: Sep 2008
That looks pretty cool. I like the idea.
|05-01-2009, 04:42 PM||#9|
Master Of Mayhem
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Waco, Tx
DUDE... The bio great! LOL....the character is JUST observe enough to work. Kind of read like the Ninja Force cards. I wouldn't be surprised if I saw a character like this AT ALL!
|05-01-2009, 05:06 PM||#10|
Join Date: Apr 2008
The Bio makes that character so cool! I really like it.
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