* * * A Message From Cobra Commander! * * * 
I need your help...
...to build an army of
battle android troopers to bring an end to the troublesome GI Joe team once and for all! There is an unfortunate scarcity of parts to build
B.A.T.s in the region. I need YOU to send me
battle android troopers!
In return for your loyalty in securing
B.A.T.s for
Cobra, I am willing to trade the following hostages, each preserved in an individual
Cobra stasis-field:
- Snake Eyes in Arctic Trooper gear (Canadian)
- Roadblock (Canadian)
- Flint in Tiger Force attire (Canadian x2)
- Spirit Iron Knife (Canadian)
- Lady Jaye (US)
- Duke (US)
I am also willing to part with some of my less useful agents, if you would rather amuse yourself with them. HAAA hahahahahaha haaaaaaaa!
- Python Patrol Officer (Canadian x3)
- HISS Tank Driver (US x3, Canadian x2)
- Viper (Canadian x8)
- Buzzer (US)
- Serpentor (US)
- Zartan (US x2)
- Baroness (Canadian)
- Major Bludd (Canadian x2)
- Cobra Commander w. Mass Device (Canadian) (An imposter!)
Of course, shipping hostages from my hidden base in the Canadian Shield is not cheap. As a preferred alternative, I am willing to
pay a fair price for the securing and shipping of
B.A.T.s to me.
B.A.T.s. maybe be shipped loose to reduce shipping costs on your end. For the security of
Cobra operations in the region, payment must be made to you via Paypal.
There is no time to waste!
Cobraaaaaaaaaa! 
