Happy birthday old man!!!! Time to hit up the 7/11 for some lottery tickets, pornography and cigarettes. Or you can join the army... I'd stick with porn though. In all seriousness though I hope you have a fantastic day!
No that wasn't directed at you. It was directed at the piece of shit who feels the need to add 3 posts per page of unfunny and unoriginal comments. Comments about as fresh as an "All your base are belong to us" reference.