The OFFICAL 2011 BROKE/DRUNK CON THREAD

[Dawg99]

let it rain

[homer_sapien]

crap

[wertdog91]

Wtf man

[monkeywrench1988]

dunno and don't care anymore, these threads should never have been merged

[Dawg99]

Fuck..

[wertdog91]

What happened?

[wertdog91]

Why did they merge these?

[monkeywrench1988]

dunno

[Jettfire]

Nothing like taking something that was working out well and messing it up.

Well, maybe it can be readjusted. Who knows.

[Jettfire]

If it's not BrokeCon, don't fix it.

[Dawg99]

the 2 threads weren't even the same thing .. FS

[monkeywrench1988]

exactly, then we couls keep track of what was going on, aside from the spam posting lol

[Flint071]

I like spam.

[Black Swan]

dang i miss out .I was at Ross picking up some Range Vipers.

[wertdog91]

This was bs. I call shananigens on this

[zx670]

I'm a little taken aback. It just seems unnecessary. And it did mess up our post counts. What was the point?

Yeah. I am guessing the mod may not have understood that they were completely different threads based on the fact that the titles were a bit similar.

One is the actual BrokeCon thread, the OFFICIAL thread was just a "why can't you go" thread.

Does it count?

If it does, you'd be the winner. Pretty good timing, sir!

[Jettfire]

This was bs. I call shananigens on this

Let's hope we can get it readjusted and get back to the fun stuff.

[wertdog91]

Let's start another one and just start it in the spam so they don't hit us again

[Black Swan]

This was bs. I call shananigens on this

What did I do???

[wertdog91]

Where's our snakeyes at to settle this matter?

[Jettfire]

Yeah. I am guessing the mod may not have understood that they were completely different threads based on the fact that the titles were a bit similar.

One is the actual BrokeCon thread, the OFFICIAL thread was just a "why can't you go" thread.



If it does, you'd be the winner. Pretty good timing, sir!

In that case, I'll split the prize with whatever Mod made it possible for me to win. I couldn't have done it on my own!



I kid. I'm calling it invalid until we hear otherwise or Llama chimes in.

[Dawg99]

Let's start another one and just start it in the spam so they don't hit us again

thats a good idea

[zx670]

Well, maybe it can be readjusted. Who knows.

I believe they can. I'm sure they can split threads, too, just need to know the first post from the Broke/Drunk Con thread.

[wertdog91]

What did I do???

Lol, just venting on this crap. You're not in the sights bro

[Jettfire]

I believe they can. I'm sure they can split threads, too, just need to know the first post from the Broke/Drunk Con thread.

It's this one: http://www.hisstank.com/forum/general-discussion/99702-offical-2011-broke-my-wife-wouldnt-let-me-go-con-thread-10.html#post2405809

[Dawg99]

please Mods fix this

[wertdog91]

I believe they can. I'm sure they can split threads, too, just need to know the first post from the Broke/Drunk Con thread.

It was from llama and I was next with my story of why I wasn't going to Con

[Black Swan]

WTF!
The thread merged???

[zx670]

It's this one: http://www.hisstank.com/forum/general-discussion/99702-offical-2011-broke-my-wife-wouldnt-let-me-go-con-thread-10.html#post2405809

Bump.

[Jettfire]

It was from llama and I was next with my story of why I wasn't going to Con

I linked it above, but it was post #98.

[OSOK]

what the hell?

[OSOK]

wtf????

[OSOK]

what the shit?

[Monkeywrench]

chill people. threads get combined all the time. Just adjust the prizes that got messed up to later post. It's not that difficult.

[OSOK]

did i kill this thread too?

[Dawg99]

lame..

[OSOK]

so i guess i win then

[lucard123]

what the

[lucard123]

happened to

[RolandofGilead]

No more stuff to win?

[lucard123]

our great game

[RolandofGilead]

Regardless, I'm still shipping out Un-Dead Soldier his prize.

[lucard123]

so what do we do now?

[Jettfire]

so what do we do now?

I'm hopeful that they'll de-merge the threads.

If not, I'd say it's up to the posters in here to form a consensus. We could all agree that it was unnecessarily heavy-handed and decide to continue having fun, or we can scrap it.

Show of hands?

[wertdog91]

I'm hopeful that they'll de-merge the threads.

If not, I'd say it's up to the posters in here to form a consensus. We could all agree that it was unnecessarily heavy-handed and decide to continue having fun, or we can scrap it.

Show of hands?

Here, here, down withthe man for oppressing us

[Black Llama]

The prizes are still on. It wouldn't be the brokecon spirit without them, we'll just have to start over on anything that was under post 1000. Which I think we were past anyways.

The Mods can do what they want with the thread, but I would ask that my post with the prize list be moved towards the start.

Still, I had the following:

[Black Swan]

I am in. I really want the BDC thread to hit 10,000 or beyond.lol

[wertdog91]

Hi Llama, we got anally but raped. How are you?

[Black Swan]

Hi Llama, we got anally but raped. How are you?
no lube ?

[Jettfire]

I think it's just the prize for post #1000 that needs to be redone. 100, 250, and 500 had already been won. Hopefully at least the winners kept track of what they were winning and from whom.

[lucard123]

Lube that is un-american

[Black Llama]

Ok, I'm starting her early this year because I know a lot of us are leaving for Florida some time in the next few days. This thread is for the sorry shits among us that won't be able to go for any number of reasons. We had a lot of fun last year so let's keep it up and let's get the party started.

So, to spark the conversation (and the prize giving) tell us all why YOUR sorry ass won't be at Joe Con this year?

For the first prize, once this thread hits 250 responses, the lucky poster will get 1 random exclusive from Joe Con 2010 courtesy of one Black Llama.

POST 100: Undead soldier wins a bag of RoC launchers from RolandofGilead (is that really winning something )
POST 250: 2010 CONN Exclusive from Black Llama - lucard123 wins!
POST 500: RoC Alley Viper from Black Llama - Undead Soldier wins!
POST 1000: Darkseid83 5 PTE figures
POST 1500: gets a EDITED version of Jamie Foxx's newest album
Own a page, win some Jettfire art! (owning a page = 10 posts on one page (see the IG thread for examples) just you, pics or something and I'm stating it has to be at least 2 words in your posts)
Be a cockblocker!: If someone get's 9 posts on a page, and you are number 10, then you win!
POST 2500: MiB POC Hisstank!
POST 4000: 'Good' Iron Man, MU and Joe Figures from Sharky... 5 of em!
Post 3000: A custom signature from Kneroh for you!
POST 10000: MU Arch Angel and PoC Low Light from Black Swan

[Jettfire]

Maybe, in honor of the BrokeCon thread we all had fun in today, we can get the 1K prize moved up to the 1,098 post.

It's up to Darkseid where he wants the prize to land.

[lucard123]

hopefully they unmerge them otherwise we can start over i guess but it is too much fun to lose

[Black Llama]

We can always move the 'post 1000' prize to post 1234. I just think Brokecon 2011 a better thread title :D

[wertdog91]

no lube ?

You think a mods gonna lube up first, you think they would of gave us a heads up. Jeez for that matter if they were so alike wht the hell are there 30 different Renegades threads going on

[Jettfire]

We can always move the 'post 1000' prize to post 1234. I just think Brokecon 2011 a better thread title :D

Definitely a better title, for sure. Plus, the poll doesn't have anything to do with what we were doing. But, oh well.

[lucard123]

anyone know what number we left off at last?

[lucard123]

Much better tittle

[Jettfire]

anyone know what number we left off at last?

We never stopped. Every post after the merge counts.

[wertdog91]

We can always move the 'post 1000' prize to post 1234. I just think Brokecon 2011 a better thread title :D

Yes, better title indeed

[lucard123]

Its up to Dark but I think 1234 is pretty fair

[wertdog91]

Ok, since we got screwed and when Darks decides where the 1000 prize lands, lets kick this back into gear and have some fun

[wertdog91]

Where's Snakeyes when you need some help with pushy mods jumping in

[lucard123]

on his way to joe con

[wertdog91]

on his way to joe con

Yea, youre probally right. Yo you from jersey

[lucard123]

south jersey

[wertdog91]

south jersey

Where abouts, Im up between Princeton and New Brunswick

[kneroh]

Did I win anything yet?

[lucard123]

Marlton just past cherryhill

[Black Llama]

Did I win anything yet?

http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/youwinthistime.jpg

[wertdog91]

Marlton just past cherryhill

Cool. You going to the njcc

[lucard123]

I will definitely be there.. if you going we can meet up

[RogueWingnut]

Dude.
Wtf happened?

[kneroh]

http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/youwinthistime.jpg

So... are you calling me a penis and saying that I won "time".

Such a strange reward. How does one even dispense time, especially while wasting so much of it.

http://thebooksmugglers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/karate_kid_miyagi_ending.jpg

[Black Llama]

So... are you calling me a penis and saying that I won "time".

Such a strange reward. How does one even dispense time, especially while wasting so much of it.

http://thebooksmugglers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/karate_kid_miyagi_ending.jpg

This has been Deep Thoughts.. by Kneroh
http://www.accesscable.net/~mccorm/images/deepthoughts.gif

[GlasgowSmiles]

So... are you calling me a penis and saying that I won "time".

Such a strange reward. How does one even dispense time, especially while wasting so much of it.

http://thebooksmugglers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/karate_kid_miyagi_ending.jpg

No, no, no, the lack of comma means you are not being *called* penis, it means that you've won this fabulous Time Penis! I don't know if using it allows you to travel through time, or if it just works like a sundial, but it's done been won.

This thread exploded in the short amount of time since I've been not-online-and-lurking-around-the-'Tank... I gather it was merged with a similar thread?

[kneroh]

HOLY SHIT?!?!?!?!? I won a time penis! THAT'S AMAZING!

Cock Brown?
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41569_138235298451_1787524_n.jpg

[wertdog91]

I will definitely be there.. if you going we can meet up

sounds good

[wertdog91]

No, no, no, the lack of comma means you are not being *called* penis, it means that you've won this fabulous Time Penis! I don't know if using it allows you to travel through time, or if it just works like a sundial, but it's done been won.

This thread exploded in the short amount of time since I've been not-online-and-lurking-around-the-'Tank... I gather it was merged with a similar thread?

yes

[OSOK]

i havent laughed, puked, cryed or been turned on yet

[wertdog91]

i havent laughed, puked, cryed or been turned on yet

Jay told me to give you a kiss

[the odinson]

i ain't broke, i will be drunk, and i will not be at joe con. the wife and money aren't so much the main factors as are laziness and cheapness.

[mr pawn]

Thats to bad, you should be here at the con, theres fat chicks from russia wearing thongs in the pool, very hairy

[OSOK]

Jay told me to give you a kiss
hes so gay

[mr pawn]

Lots of chucky girls here, whats realy fun is watching them smoke cigs while eating icecream.

[Derek2783]

All y'all qwitcherbitchin. Renamed thread, put Llama's post first so hecan keep updates, now resume festivities.

[OSOK]

All y'all qwitcherbitchin. Renamed thread, put Llama's post first so hecan keep updates, now resume festivities.
woo hoo!

[OSOK]

post god-awful tits or GTFO

[OSOK]

or not, whatever

[wertdog91]

All y'all qwitcherbitchin. Renamed thread, put Llama's post first so hecan keep updates, now resume festivities.

Thanks derek

[OSOK]

post god-awful tits or GTFO
this

[lucard123]

nice thanks

[OSOK]

winning

[wertdog91]

this

Haha^^^^

[OSOK]

so is this our new playground wert?

[Black Swan]

Really? I haven't won anything yet.

[wertdog91]

BrokedrunkCon=Winning

[OSOK]

i havent won shit my whole life, except the lottery that 1 measly time

[wertdog91]

so is this our new playground wert?

Hell yea and this sand box doesn't have cat shit in it

[RogueWingnut]

So who won the 1000post prize?

[Black Swan]

BrokedrunkCon=Winning
Like.

[OSOK]

Hell yea and this sand box doesn't have cat shit in it
nope, just OSOK shit, which smells like strawberrys

[wertdog91]

nope, just OSOK shit, which smells like strawberrys

Very strange

[wertdog91]

Hello

[wertdog91]

Like.

I make funny

[lucard123]

i am gonna do a joe run tomorrow and see if i find something to add to this thread

[wertdog91]

Ok now I'm the thread killa

[Dawg99]

sweet they fixed things

[wertdog91]

Where all the white women at?

[Dawg99]

Where all the white women at?
The Mall?

[wertdog91]

sweet they fixed things

Had a little hiccup but we're back on track

[Dawg99]

when's the next prize 1500?

[wertdog91]

when's the next prize 1500?

It's up to darkseid to decide since he had that prize to give

[Dawg99]

let the good times roll

[wertdog91]

Alrighty then

[lucard123]

So let me thro wthis out there to see what you guys ahve to say about it...
I have been given "permission" to spend some money on Joes.. haha Is it wrong to ask one of the guys going to the con from here to pick up some of the exclusives for me if i send them some money to pay for it on paypal before the con starts? or do you guys think no one would do it?

[wertdog91]

let the good times roll

Hells yea

[Dawg99]

So let me thro wthis out there to see what you guys ahve to say about it...
I have been given "permission" to spend some money on Joes.. haha Is it wrong to ask one of the guys going to the con from here to pick up some of the exclusives for me if i send them some money to pay for it on paypal before the con starts? or do you guys think no one would do it?
if you find the right person they might be able to help you out there's lots of great tankers who do that kinda stuff

[wertdog91]

So let me thro wthis out there to see what you guys ahve to say about it...
I have been given "permission" to spend some money on Joes.. haha Is it wrong to ask one of the guys going to the con from here to pick up some of the exclusives for me if i send them some money to pay for it on paypal before the con starts? or do you guys think no one would do it?

Uh huh?

[Dawg99]

who do u guys think is gonna be in the big game for ncaa basketball?

[lucard123]

Only white women?
calling all women! start a line to the left.. walk by the judges and await the score cards

[sharky]

Damn! At this rate we should be at 4000 by Friday. :)

[wertdog91]

who do u guys think is gonna be in the big game for ncaa basketball?

Uconn cause I lost them in my pool because of the spread. It's just my luck

[OSOK]

<----------white woman

[lucard123]

Uconn vs Butler

[Dawg99]

Uconn cause I lost them in my pool because of the spread. It's just my luck
I would agree a U-Conn VCU final would be grea tt osee

[wertdog91]

Damn! At this rate we should be at 4000 by Friday. :)

Yea pretty much. Let's set a record

[Dawg99]

rollin down the river

[wertdog91]

<----------white woman

Yes dear

[lucard123]

I played at Uconn,not BB so of course I want a Husky win

[Derek2783]

It's up to darkseid to decide since he had that prize to give

Darkside was 1000, I'm 1500. Which is the Jaime Foxx cd. Which Im warning you now, blows. So it's more of a penalty. ;)

[lucard123]

rather see VCU play them.. just for the "cinderella" affect

[Dawg99]

rather see VCU play them.. just for the "cinderella" affect
yep thats what i would like to see as well

[OSOK]

meow

[wertdog91]

Darkside was 1000, I'm 1500. Which is the Jaime Foxx cd. Which Im warning you now, blows. So it's more of a penalty. ;)

Gotcha. Hey D whose the mod that merged the threads. Just wondering cause they weren't that similar. There are 35 different renegades threads that are saying the samething. Idk , just saying, we're good now thanks for fixing

[Dawg99]

zzzzzzz.............

[OSOK]

zzzzzzz.............
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[wertdog91]

*fart*

[wertdog91]

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

That was impressive dawgg, most impressive

[Dawg99]

pukes.....

[lucard123]

swallow that bit of puke back

[lucard123]

oh wait

[lucard123]

yes 3 in a row just 7 more to go

[lucard123]

yes i made it to 6 more

[Dawg99]

stop

[lucard123]

5 more ??

[wertdog91]

Not so fast. Cockblock

[lucard123]

Dawg so close but yet so far

[wertdog91]

That never gets old

[Dawg99]

There will be none of that here

[lucard123]

you needed to wait for 4 more for
that wert

[Dawg99]

dawg so close but yet so far
what u trying to do here?

[OSOK]

...

[Dawg99]

]]]]]]]]}}}}}}}}}.......
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[lucard123]

If you get 10 posts in a row you win a prize... or if you prevent someone from getting the 10th in a row you get a prize

[Dawg99]

Ahh i see carry on then

[Black Llama]

Not so fast. Cockblock

http://junkyardtees.com/images/Cock%20Block_L.gif

Here's your official award!

[lucard123]

Well too late now

[wertdog91]

http://junkyardtees.com/images/Cock%20Block_L.gif

Here's your official award!


Thats a nice block there

[lucard123]

so close to getting us up to another prize

[PitViper]

Broke, band obligations, starting new job, seeing new girl...still have yet to make a Joe Con and I wouldve LOVED to get the hell away from this weather for a bit!

[Dawg99]

Keep this going

[lucard123]

Broke, band obligations, starting new job, seeing new girl...still have yet to make a Joe Con and I wouldve LOVED to get the hell away from this weather for a bit!

Posting it in this thread... priceless

[wertdog91]

Broke, band obligations, starting new job, seeing new girl...still have yet to make a Joe Con and I wouldve LOVED to get the hell away from this weather for a bit!

Cold Jersey weather sucks. Hey Pit, you going to Njcc

[Black Llama]

I need to clarify 'page ownage'

Your 10 posts have to:

A: Be in a row
B: Encompass one whole page

So for example, if someone pulls up page 14 and ALL they see are your posts, you own that page.

If you own 9 posts, and post number 10 is someone else, that is a winning cockblock.

http://junkyardtees.com/images/Cock%20Block_L.gif

[lucard123]

Good clarification

[lucard123]

Makes it more challenging

[Dawg99]

thanks for clearing things up Black Llama

[wertdog91]

Thank you and goodnight

[lucard123]

everyone go to bed

[Dawg99]

Thats what i'm waiting for i'm nightshifts so i'm here all night

[lucard123]

just kidding

[lucard123]

you get to go on from work? nice

[Dawg99]

yeah it helps pass the time for sure

[kneroh]

Is slaughter up on hasbro toy shop yet?

[wertdog91]

ah shit, its on

[Dawg99]

who is this you speak of ?

[lucard123]

absolutely, i just wish i could even log on at work

[wertdog91]

Art Vandelay

[Dawg99]

that sucks you can't get on the tank at work

[Monkeywrench]

****

[Dawg99]

zzzzzzzz............

[Monkeywrench]

.....

[wertdog91]

"Oh yea watch this" ...<^><^><^><^><^>
<^><^><^><^><^>
<^><^><^><^><^>

[Dawg99]

$%&***/

[wertdog91]

Oh shit, you got me

[Dawg99]

that was pretty good wert bravo

[Derek2783]

this

[Derek2783]

thread

[Derek2783]

rocks

[Derek2783]

so freaking

[Derek2783]

hard

[Derek2783]

i said

[Derek2783]

hard. haha

[Derek2783]

fiver

[Derek2783]

four

[Derek2783]

three

[Derek2783]

two

[Derek2783]

one

[Derek2783]

pwnd

[Dawg99]

rules

[wertdog91]

that was pretty good wert bravo

What? What I do? Oh that, my 14 month old did that, I couldnt do that, get outta here you little shit, Im talking toys with the other adults

[wertdog91]

what

[OSOK]

...

[Dawg99]

must be nice to post 10 times in 1 min
Cheater ...

[wertdog91]

Hey no fair D, we cant shut the 30 sec timer off. You dirty little cheater

[Derek2783]

must be nice to post 10 times in 1 min
Cheater ...

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Hey no fair D, we cant shut the 30 sec timer off. You dirty little cheater

I claim a no-prize. :D

[Monkeywrench]

must be nice to post 10 times in 1 min
Cheater ...

exactly

[wertdog91]

I call shenanigens

[Dawg99]

What? What I do? Oh that, my 14 month old did that, I couldnt do that, get outta here you little shit, Im talking toys with the other adults
haha classic

[wertdog91]

Funny guy that Derek2783, funny guy

[Derek2783]

lookin. HAH.


Wait...

[wertdog91]

haha classic

I try

[Dawg99]

...........

[wertdog91]

Hey Osok come over here

[Dawg99]

osok just got in with 5 flat's of beer and a texas of mr daniels

[Monkeywrench]

next prize is 2500?

[OSOK]

im here

[NSP]

So will this years BrokeCon be the same as last years where Tankers put up items for prizes??? That was fun.

[Dawg99]

1500 derek is giving up his prized jamie foxx cd

[wertdog91]

So will this years BrokeCon be the same as last years where Tankers put up items for prizes??? That was fun.

Where the fuck you been?

[wertdog91]

By the way, I love ypur avatar, that should of been Batgirls chest insignia

[wertdog91]

Osok, you got beer and didnt tell me, I got a Miller right now myself

[Derek2783]

.......

[Dawg99]

$%^&

[Dawg99]

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[Dawg99]

have fun at the con everybody who's going

[wertdog91]

*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*

[wertdog91]

That was suppose to simulate a machine gun fart

[Dawg99]

*Pukes*

[lucard123]

Machine gun farting! We have hit a new high!

[Derek2783]

That was suppose to simulate a machine gun fart

A rata-pooie!!! HAH!

[wertdog91]

shit

[Dawg99]

rock n roll

[wertdog91]

A rata-pooie!!! HAH!

Exactly

[Dawg99]

were's Osok drinking all the beers?

[lucard123]

That last one was a shart

[lucard123]

I started drinking the beers.. no one else has?

[Dawg99]

I started drinking the beers.. no one else has?
hell yeah already had 6 or so and a few jack shots

[wertdog91]

Yea, 6 pack deep

[lucard123]

In the spirit of the thread and in honor of Llama and everyone else that is putting up a prize..I am adding a prize to the mix... post #7777 gets one of my prized exclusives from last years SDCC.. yup it is what you think it is.

This prize is not for someone who is at the Joe Con.. sorry guys but its for us less fortunate sitting at home wishing we were able to go!

[Dawg99]

wow nice prize lucard123

[lucard123]

I have 2 of the championship belt St Slaughters... Damn I should not have had that last beer.. oh well.. start spamming!

[wertdog91]

Sweet deal bro. I still have to go through my stuff and see what I got. PM that to Llama

[wertdog91]

Lucard needs a peepee break, time for a smoke anyway

[Dawg99]

well hope some lucky cdn wins it hahaha

[lucard123]

I already did.. We really all should go through and find something. Doesnt have to be huge or anything. But I think thats the whole purpose of the thread. Then the less fortunate of us that cant go to the Con can still have fun over the next few days.
So this prize is not for someone going to teh con.. can I do that?

[wertdog91]

Yea me. At this rate we'll hit it tomorrow night

[lucard123]

whats a cdn? ar they even allowed to post on Hisstank??