The OFFICAL 2011 BROKE/DRUNK CON THREAD

[daremo]

Faster, faster!

[OSOK]

neh

[wertdog91]

"You can't handle the truth!"

[daremo]

Recognizing nuances in meatspace- Can't do it.

Recognizing nuances in cyberspace- Done.

That's hilarious.

[OSOK]

fuck we still got a ways

[RogueWingnut]

Ya couldnt have grabbed a Warpath for me huh?

[daremo]

> 340

[wertdog91]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

[wertdog91]

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/129071888953985321.jpg

[Darkseid83]

So, what post gets a slaughter?

[wormser]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

im taking my boat out next week!!! excited!!!

[wertdog91]

"I'll be back."

[Talisman]

Come to my basement
Thats my extras pile

Last time someone invited me into their basement I got knocked out and had to fight my way out of seven floors of rabid zombies and other monsters with nothing more than a knife and Makarov.

[wormser]

12611

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/jawa_martini.jpg

[wertdog91]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/129071888953985321.jpg

hahahahaha thats great

[daremo]

So, what post gets a slaughter?

POST 12345: Comic Carded Red Masked Cobra Trooper
POST 12610: ROC Destro
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST 12612: ROC Baroness
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU!

[Derek2783]

Woop

[OSOK]

Ya couldnt have grabbed a Warpath for me huh?
im going back to see if theres more, they had about 5 cases of mu single figs, and 6 comic pack cases

[wertdog91]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/jawa_martini.jpg

even better

[daremo]

That's all we got left.

[OSOK]

Last time someone invited me into their basement I got knocked out and had to fight my way out of seven floors of rabid zombies and other monsters with nothing more than a knife and Makarov.
i said i was sorry

[RogueWingnut]

im going back to see if theres more, they had about 5 cases of mu single figs, and 6 comic pack cases

Lil love if you can brother.
Dereks here!
You gonna play Derek?

[Unclassified]

wjedjfjnfnfnfrnjf

[wertdog91]

Second place is like kissing your sister

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/capslockp12.jpg

[daremo]

Hiatus = stoopid.

[wertdog91]

"Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."

[OSOK]

meow

[wertdog91]

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

[Lody]

12, 611?

[daremo]

Second place is like kissing your sister

Never had a sister.

[wertdog91]

"I see dead people."

[Lody]

I wanna get a prize......

[Derek2783]

Sweetnrs

[daremo]

12, 611?

POST 12345: Comic Carded Red Masked Cobra Trooper
POST 12610: ROC Destro
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST 12612: ROC Baroness
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU!

[Unclassified]

frfrttbyby

[Lody]

A boobie prize

[OSOK]

...

[lucard123]

not too bad

[wertdog91]

"Houston, we have a problem."

[daremo]

We've made great progress so far. I think we can do better.

[RogueWingnut]

POST 12345: Comic Carded Red Masked Cobra Trooper
POST 12610: ROC Destro
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST 12612: ROC Baroness
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU!

You trying to steal my job boy?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/IMG_0155.jpg

[OSOK]

dfvfgdfgadg

[wertdog91]

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

[OSOK]

sdfasdf

[daremo]

Schnell! Schnell!

[Talisman]

i said i was sorry

That doesn't change the fact that I was bitten by a zombie. ON THE ASS. I was in the hospital for a week recovering, and do you have any idea how much the copay Cobra charges for zombie bites is?!

Still beats Headman's basement. I swear I saw Miranda Cosgrove down there in a vat.

[wertdog91]

You trying to steal my job boy?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/IMG_0155.jpg

lol

[Unclassified]

alkskdernrnrtv

[lucard123]

Next year only someone who contributed to prizes an win the "big" prize.. just an after thought

[wertdog91]

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

[OSOK]

%%%%

[daremo]

You trying to steal my job boy?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/IMG_0155.jpg

Lol. I keep losing what post wins so if I post it in more places it will be easier to find. Or something like that.

[lucard123]

going strong

[Darkseid83]

POST 12345: Comic Carded Red Masked Cobra Trooper
POST 12610: ROC Destro
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST 12612: ROC Baroness
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU!



Gracias

[wertdog91]

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

[OSOK]

percent signs are way underused

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[lucard123]

Lol. I keep losing what post wins so if I post it in more places it will be easier to find. Or something like that.

motivation for the troops

[wertdog91]

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

[RogueWingnut]

You trying to steal my job boy?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/IMG_0155.jpg

lol

What's so funny?
Do I make you laugh?

[Talisman]

Biz to the izzam!

[wertdog91]

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"[

[daremo]

I only laugh when I'm scared.

[Talisman]

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

In such a case, call in Danger Close fire missions as often as possible.

[wertdog91]

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"

[OSOK]

sdffffffffffffffffffffff

[Black Swan]

Hot damn ! You guys are quick.

Still another 2 + hours from home .Weekend traffic sucks!!!

[daremo]

Or something is funny to me.

[wertdog91]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

[OSOK]

im going back in

[daremo]

Anticipation station.

[wertdog91]

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

[OSOK]

Hot damn ! You guys are quick.

Still another 2 + hours from home .Weekend traffic sucks!!!
where the fuck do you work? russia?

[daremo]

Not it!

[wertdog91]

"Here's Johnny!"

[wertdog91]

where the fuck do you work? russia?

Lol that was a good one

[wertdog91]

"They're here!"

[lucard123]

Hot damn ! You guys are quick.

Still another 2 + hours from home .Weekend traffic sucks!!!

that blows

[wertdog91]

"Hasta la vista, baby."

[wormser]

where are we???

[OSOK]

Lol that was a good one
hahahaha

[Talisman]

Anyone ever done shots out of a shotgun shell?

[daremo]

It's going to be a late night OSOK.

[wertdog91]

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious?!"
Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/1161118378057.jpg

[daremo]

Gunga din gunga din.

[lucard123]

sober up... type away

[wertdog91]

Anyone ever done shots out of a shotgun shell?

Yes I have

[OSOK]

Anyone ever done shots out of a shotgun shell?
jesus h christ, are you a bigger hillbilly than i am??
It's going to be a late night OSOK.
i know, i should go to bed!

[wertdog91]

"Yo, Adrian!"

[daremo]

And...start!

[wormser]

i see lightning

[wertdog91]

"Toga! Toga!"

[Darkseid83]

Why do women get mad at you for no reason, then expect you to know why they're mad without telling you

[RogueWingnut]

Where's Lody?

[wormser]

now i hear thunder

[wertdog91]

"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."

[daremo]

So where's the after party?

[Unclassified]

vuvkvhv

[OSOK]

fff

[wertdog91]

"My precious."

[wormser]

philly has the best pitching staff in baseball

[daremo]

240

[OSOK]

fuck.....5 more pages? whos good at math here?

[wertdog91]

"A martini. Shaken, not stirred."

[wormser]

between lee, halladay, and oswaly, 23 k's and 1 walk

[Darkseid83]

Anyone ever done shots out of a shotgun shell?

I did shots out of a beaver

[wertdog91]

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

[OSOK]

ssssssssss

[Talisman]

Yes I have
Wow. How'd that work out?

jesus h christ, are you a bigger hillbilly than i am??

Fuck no. Just because I lived in North Carolina for 12 years doesn't mean I'm one of them!

[Unclassified]

kibbibb

[wormser]

50 more pages

[lucard123]

philly has the best pitching staff in baseball

its incredible lineup

[Black Swan]

where the fuck do you work? russia?
lol
Lol that was a good one

I did a catering gig up in San Jose yesterday and this morning. I am driviing back home in So. CA. Money was good but my drive home blows.

[wertdog91]

"I feel the need—the need for speed!"

[OSOK]

fuck it

[daremo]

Less than 500 to Slaughter.

[Darkseid83]

fuck.....5 more pages? whos good at math here?

5 more pages until what?

[wormser]

i have done plenty of titty shots

[Unclassified]

bkjbkbkjbkjb

[wertdog91]

Wow. How'd that work out?



Fuck no. Just because I lived in North Carolina for 12 years doesn't mean I'm one of them!

Did it as a dare, still here I reckon

[wormser]

50, not 5

[Unclassified]

iuhbibij

[OSOK]

Wow. How'd that work out?



Fuck no. Just because I lived in North Carolina for 12 years doesn't mean I'm one of them!
haha ok ok
lol


I did a catering gig up in San Jose yesterday and this morning. I am driviing back home in So. CA. Money was good but my drive home blows.
hisstanking while driving......thats safe

[daremo]

Blank.

[wertdog91]

Break

[OSOK]

50, not 5
http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/adorable-baby-penguin1.jpg

[wormser]

OSOK! what are you gonna do with those shock troops?

[Talisman]

"I feel the need—the need for speed!"

NO! No Top Gun! EVER!

Did it as a dare, still here I reckon

Huh. Well alrighty then.

[RogueWingnut]

Has anyone seen my pants?

[wertdog91]

haha ok ok

hisstanking while driving......thats safe

Yet again LOL

[wormser]

whacka whacka!

[lucard123]

OSOK! what are you gonna do with those shock troops?

give them to needy children and tankers of course!

[RogueWingnut]

NO! No Top Gun! EVER!


You got a problem with Hollywood and Wolfman?

[daremo]

Meeemmememeeememe - Beaker

[wormser]

Has anyone seen my pants?

yes. and they're fabulous!

[OSOK]

OSOK! what are you gonna do with those shock troops?
kill small children?

[wormser]

just curious if they go for much on ebay

[daremo]

Pants? I'm still looking for my underwear.

[RogueWingnut]

what the hell are you doing with my pants in IL?

[wormser]

whacka whacka!!!!!

[OSOK]

poor fuckers

[Black Swan]

haha ok ok

hisstanking while driving......thats safe

No way. It's illegal to text while driving.
I stopped to eat and while be on my back on the road.

[daremo]

OSOK! what are you gonna do with those shock troops?

Quell a riot.

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/Yellow_top_bouncing_boobs-41.gif

[lucard123]

poor fuckers

They never saw it coming

[OSOK]

just curious if they go for much on ebay
doubt it, you need some?

[Derek2783]

only 450 posts to go

[wormser]

what the hell are you doing with my pants in IL?

i needed a "rag". a lot of hot pics up tonight. ya dig?!?!?!

[Talisman]

You got a problem with Hollywood and Wolfman?

No, just the movie itself.


One of these days Ill work up the balls to write a movie that overshadows Top Gun. And features Raptors. And no homosexual subtext.

Eh, I'll do it next week.

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/boobs-adult-gifs10.gif

[daremo]

200

[lucard123]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/Yellow_top_bouncing_boobs-41.gif

Bouncy bouncy

[wormser]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[OSOK]

No way. It's illegal to text while driving.
I stopped to eat and while be on my back on the road.
yeah its also illegal to club hookers over the head with a purple dildo, but that doesnt stop roguewingnut from doing it :)

[Talisman]

Shag Wagon

[daremo]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/Yellow_top_bouncing_boobs-41.gif

Winning!

[RogueWingnut]

only 450 posts to go

Theres still BOLO at 13131
Then the firework finale which features OSOK actually admitting its a Hot Chick.

[OSOK]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/Yellow_top_bouncing_boobs-41.gif
holy dog shit

[daremo]

Gifs - no need for pause and rewind.

[Talisman]

Tostito Hats

[lucard123]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/Yellow_top_bouncing_boobs-41.gif

Faster Faster

[RogueWingnut]

yeah its also illegal to club hookers over the head with a purple dildo, but that doesnt stop roguewingnut from doing it :)

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/austin.gif

[wormser]

shaq gets hurt in his return game

[OSOK]

hey everyone, im a hot chick

[OSOK]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/austin.gif
lmao! that was priceless!

[lucard123]

hey everyone, im a hot chick

Have I told you about my 10 inch internet...

[Talisman]

http://www.mindfully.org/Nucs/2003/GAU-8-Avenger2.jpg

[RogueWingnut]

hey everyone, im a hot chick

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/damme.gif

[Darkseid83]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/adorable-baby-penguin1.jpg

That penguin needs to have "What Bitch" written across the front, he looks kinda gangsta

[wormser]

what did stone cold do tonight? please tell me had had like 36 beers

[wormser]

beer farts are lingering all day!!

[OSOK]

That penguin needs to have "What Bitch" written across the front, he looks kinda gangsta
i think pleasedontshovethatplungerupmyassjay666 has one that says "hug it out bitch"

[Black Swan]

Theres still BOLO at 13131
Then the firework finale which features OSOK actually admitting its a Hot Chick.
^^^
PICS of It Or GTFO !!!!

[RogueWingnut]

what did stone cold do tonight? please tell me had had like 36 beers

Stunner'd Swagger and then damn near ran over Cole with his 4-wheeler. And shared a 36 pack with Lawler

[wertdog91]

Holy dog shit

[RogueWingnut]

^^^
PICS of It Or GTFO !!!!

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/WillyWonkaInTheShining.gif

[daremo]

That penguin needs to have "What Bitch" written across the front, he looks kinda gangsta

Or a sign that reads "Will work for smelt."

[OSOK]

^^^
PICS of It Or GTFO !!!!
it??????? im not a tranny (on weekends)

[Talisman]

Damn the torpedos! Full speed ahead!

[Darkseid83]

http://www.mindfully.org/Nucs/2003/GAU-8-Avenger2.jpg

Is it bad I find this pic sexy

[Derek2783]

putting kids to bed hinders ones ability to compete seriously

[RogueWingnut]

it??????? im not a tranny (on weekends)

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/Russel.gif

[Derek2783]

Is it bad I find this pic sexy

I'm bad. I'm bad.

[OSOK]

sentry tranny lips

[Darkseid83]

it??????? im not a tranny (on weekends)

Everyone needs a hobby

[Unclassified]

holy hot dog

[wormser]

its in the mail
http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n520/cash-girls2/0129_Teen_Ass.jpg

[Talisman]

Palmer! Use your grenades!

[daremo]

Now!

[Unclassified]

hhytbgyyby

[RogueWingnut]

its in the mail
http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n520/cash-girls2/0129_Teen_Ass.jpg

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/popcorn.gif

[daremo]

Did I scare anyone?

[wormser]

hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[wertdog91]

i think pleasedontshovethatplungerupmyassjay666 has one that says "hug it out bitch"

Hahaha yea he does

[OSOK]

seriously, i beat hookers with cheap wood flooring

[Unclassified]

bbhtbhybhnhjhbythb

[Talisman]

Is it bad I find this pic sexy

I'm bad. I'm bad.

Hence why I posted it. That some sexy shit, seeing the A-10 being stripped...

[daremo]

its in the mail
http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n520/cash-girls2/0129_Teen_Ass.jpg

I have a package that needs to be picked up...

[wormser]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/popcorn.gif

hahaha

[lucard123]

I have a package that needs to be picked up...

Hell yes and mailed to me if its teh bolo

[arashikage tat]

face off is on usa

i don't know why I can't turn the channel

i have to watch it everytime it's on

[RogueWingnut]

Did I scare anyone?

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/sam-jackson-funny-face.gif

[daremo]

140

[OSOK]

seriously, i club hookers in the face with large pieces of antique toasters

[wormser]

getting closer guys

[Talisman]

Nimbus launch!

[Unclassified]

tytbbhy

[OSOK]

seriously, i will kill a hooker if she squeezes the toothpaste from the top, that shit drives me nuts!

[lucard123]

seriously, i club hookers in the face with large pieces of antique toasters

Where you get teh antique toasters? cant we find you something cheaper to use?

[daremo]

face off is on usa

i don't know why I can't turn the channel

i have to watch it everytime it's on

Talk to the hand!

[Talisman]

seriously, i club hookers in the face with large pieces of antique toasters

I use a hand-carved whalloping stick made of ivory and regret.

[Derek2783]

I have a package that needs to be picked up...

"What can brown do for you?"

[arashikage tat]

I just took some nyquil

[Unclassified]

fvgfvgvgghg

[daremo]

Alright, I'm doing some laundry.

[RogueWingnut]

I have a package that needs to be picked up...

"What can brown do for you?"

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/ohnoyoudidntw.gif

[Derek2783]

I have a package that needs to be picked up...

OR.. "Man, you still can't get it up?

[OSOK]

seriously, i will stab a hooker in the eye if she forgets to turn the stove off

[Talisman]

Drop kick that bomb!

[RogueWingnut]

OR.. "Man, you still can't get it up?

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/colbertomg.gif

[daremo]

"What can brown do for you?"

That's even more funny to me because that's my last name.

[WeaponXCustoms]

400 away!

[Darkseid83]

face off is on usa

i don't know why I can't turn the channel

i have to watch it everytime it's on

Because its awesome, I keep asking my wife for a pair of gold plated .45's for christmas, but she keeps saying no

[OSOK]

seriously, i want a panda that speaks sign language

[lucard123]

seriously, i will stab a hooker in the eye if she forgets to turn the stove off

I am just amazed you get hookers to cook before leaving

[RogueWingnut]

Drop kick that bomb!

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/babomb.gif

[Talisman]

seriously, i will stab a hooker in the eye if she forgets to turn the stove off

So that's what happened to Candyce.

[arashikage tat]

seriously, i club hookers in the face with large pieces of antique toasters


theres gotta be other things to do in Michigan :)

[Derek2783]

That's even more funny to me because that's my last name.

You're a blond UPS delivery girl? Cause I really didn't picture that...

[OSOK]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/general-discussion/105586-what-would-you-give-up-do-girl.html

[Derek2783]

How much longer this thing gonna go anyway?

[RogueWingnut]

You're a blond UPS delivery girl? Cause I really didn't picture that...

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/daffy.gif

[Talisman]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/babomb.gif

Can't... Stop... Laughing... Tears... in Eyes...

OSOK! Step up yo game brother!

[Darkseid83]

seriously, i will stab a hooker in the eye if she forgets to turn the stove off

Quit having hookers cook your rock, that'll solve that problem

[OSOK]

Can't... Stop... Laughing... Tears... in Eyes...

OSOK! Step up yo game brother!
i cant post gifs, all the porn ive downloaded has slowed my computer down, i jack off one pixel at a time

[Darkseid83]

I've seen new jack city, I know how that shit works

[wormser]

hershey

[RogueWingnut]

How much longer this thing gonna go anyway?

POST 13150 I reckon
Just enough to give away Bolo and have the rest of the community swear at the winner.

[Derek2783]

highway?

[arashikage tat]

Because its awesome, I keep asking my wife for a pair of gold plated .45's for christmas, but she keeps saying no


just get them for yourself anyway and then when she bitches about it...threaten her with them :D

[RogueWingnut]

I've seen new jack city, I know how that shit works

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/rollerskate.gif

[daremo]

Storming again.

[Derek2783]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/rollerskate.gif

I.... what?

[Unclassified]

vtgvgtbvg3rtg

[wertdog91]

Bang

[RogueWingnut]

Storming again.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/Oprahs-Bees.gif

[wormser]

Alright, I'm doing some laundry.

i just threw in my 10th load. for real. 10 loads today