The OFFICAL 2011 BROKE/DRUNK CON THREAD

[Unclassified]

daddy's broke..

[homer_sapien]

3:54

[Unclassified]

yeah, i would date the boroness from canada.. she seems cool as shit and is good looking..

[Unclassified]

i get head like jambi

[Unclassified]

.




<<<

[Unclassified]

i am a dirty whore, but i like it..

[homer_sapien]

3:58

[Unclassified]

and when i have a son one day, i will tell him when he starts banging chicks, i was a whore before i had you.. and i had to stop cus of ya mutta'

[Unclassified]

unless the mutta' decides to become a whore and leave me.. then we'd both be whores..

[wertdog91]

Take the shit

[wertdog91]

Where's the beef?

[Unclassified]

but she'd be a dead whore.. osok got my back, he knows places out in the mitten..

[wertdog91]

Oh, I ate what?

[Unclassified]

she took the beef..

[wertdog91]

Sick balls

[homer_sapien]

4:01

[Unclassified]

damn, i'm hungry.. i'm gonna go make oodles of noodles i think..

man, whatever happened to chicken and mushroom flavor, i remember when that shit came out, but can't find it no more..

[wertdog91]

Why did they make a zombie viper

[homer_sapien]

4:02

[wertdog91]

Damn I made stinky

[wertdog91]

30 to go

[homer_sapien]

I'm wondering if the zombie shows up in Renegades.

[wertdog91]

Where is everyone

[homer_sapien]

4:03

[Unclassified]

i will add a zombie viper to my mindbender projects.. but they made it probably cause there are so many zombie fans on the tank, they thought it would be win. but i just like it for the idea of mindbender creating him..

[Black Swan]

Zombies FTW!!!

[Unclassified]

zombies are corny..

[wertdog91]

I'm wondering if the zombie shows up in Renegades.

Idk, they already have those bio viper thingys

[homer_sapien]

4:04

[Unclassified]

but they are a fan favorite..

[Black Swan]

Brains ! Brains!

[wertdog91]

i will add a zombie viper to my mindbender projects.. but they made it probably cause there are so many zombie fans on the tank, they thought it would be win. but i just like it for the idea of mindbender creating him..

Yea I can see that

[Unclassified]

bio vipers, i want them..

[wertdog91]

Keep em coming

[wertdog91]

Ok!

[Unclassified]

bubba shrimp

[Black Swan]

Line em up ... so I can knock 'em down

[Talisman]

I want more planes.

[wertdog91]

Where'd everybody go

[Unclassified]

jelly donuts

[Talisman]

Beakman's World

[wertdog91]

Yea

[Unclassified]

to jasons furniture

[homer_sapien]

I was think they're some kind of accident of Mindbender's. Not actully living dead zombies, but more like 28 days later type.

[Talisman]

Sitting Duck

[Unclassified]

want way more planes, and don't wanna have to buy other brands, i want joe planes..

[wertdog91]

Hello

[Black Swan]

eep op ork ah ah

[wertdog91]

Now?

[Unclassified]

I was think they're some kind of accident of Mindbender's. Not actully living dead zombies, but more like 28 days later type.

that is what they will be like for me, or something, just some new experiment..

[Talisman]

I was think they're some kind of accident of Mindbender's. Not actully living dead zombies, but more like 28 days later type.
Too many possibilities with that dude.

[homer_sapien]

penelope cruz sex tape - Google Search (http://www.google.com/search?sclient=psy&hl=en&site=&source=hp&q=penelope+cruz+sex+tape&btnG=Google+Search)

[wertdog91]

Nice brother

[Black Swan]

I was think they're some kind of accident of Mindbender's. Not actully living dead zombies, but more like 28 days later type.
I like that movie . wonder if they are gonna make another one soon?

[Unclassified]

i want more ross stores

[Talisman]

want way more planes, and don't wanna have to buy other brands, i want joe planes..

I will not rest until Hasbro gives us a reasonable facsimile of the F-15. Tomcats are great and all, but the Eagle is King.

[Black Swan]

penelope cruz sex tape - Google Search (http://www.google.com/search?sclient=psy&hl=en&site=&source=hp&q=penelope+cruz+sex+tape&btnG=Google+Search)
Awesome !!!

[RogueWingnut]

POST 100: Bag of RoC launchers from RolandofGilead (is that really winning something )
Winner is Undead soldier
POST 250: 2010 CONN Exclusive from Black Llama
Winner is Lucard123
POST 500: RoC Alley Viper from Black Llama
Winner is Undead Soldier
POST 1000: Darkseid83 5 PTE figures
Winner is WertDog
POST 1500: gets a EDITED version of Jamie Foxx's newest album
Winner is NSP
POST 1750: Arctic Hiss and 3 Joes from NSP
Winner is Black Swan
POST Own a page, win some Jettfire art!
Winner is Dawg99
Be a cockblocker!: If someone get's 9 posts on a page, and you are number 10, then you win!
Winner is Sho Nuff
POST 2500: MiB POC Hisstank!
Winner is Xenos
POST 3000: A custom signature from Kneroh for you! 3! 25th DVD pack figures
Winner is ZX670
POST 4000: HOH BAT, IM2 Comic Iron Monger, PoC Alley Viper, MU Bullseye, RoC Pit Commando (Thanks to Sharky)
Winner is Wert
POST 5000: Metalpocalypse season 1 and art by llama!
Winner is Wingnut with a BOOM! Head Shot!, regifted for Post 5999
POST 5225: a Pink Trubble and Jungle Terror(Thanks to Black Swan)
Winner is Wingnut by snipe shot.
POST 5999: Metalpocalypes DVD and Black Llama original art!
Winner is Lucard123
POST 6000: HOH BAT, HOH Viper, RoC White Coat Rex, RoC PPSnake Eyes (black Timber), 25th Clear Wraith (Thanks to Sharky) - Winner is Serpy
POST 6666: Action figure from OSOK (could be A Low Light! could also be a Zhu Zhu pet......)
Winner is Xenos
POST 7000: Elite Viper, Range Viper and Desert Ram
Winner is WeaponXCustoms
POST 7500: Custom Leatherneck from WeaponX Customs!
Winner is Cobra Terrorist
POST 7777: Black Ku StormShadow MOC and Mini Lego X-Wing From Wertdog91
Winner is Black Swan
POST 8118: DOCI pack!!!! From Black SwaN!
Winner is NSP
POST 8500: WM Exclusive RoC Outpost Defender (From Wingnut)
Winner is Lucard123
POST 9000: Polar Sharc! (From Xenos)
Winner is Sho Nuff
POST 9500: Tron Legacy Quorra Figure! (From Wingnut)
Winner is Talisman
POST 10000: MU Arch Angel and PoC Low Light (From Black Swan!)
Winner is Fast Draw
POST 10601: Target Exclusive Rescue Mission Set
Winner is Talisman
POST 10800: MU Target Exclusive Iron Man + Punisher 2-Pack (From Wingnut)
Winner is Unclassified

POST 11111: Nothing Special from Monkeywrench (25th ann Crimson Guard!)
Winner is
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner is
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU! (see link below)
http://www.hisstank.com/forum/2422962-post7920.html
Winner is

[homer_sapien]

4:10

[Talisman]

GUN Fortress

[Talisman]

Whoa, Conga rats to Unclassified!

[Black Swan]

Congrats Unclassified!

[homer_sapien]

4:12

[Talisman]

With Me ~Massive Power Mix~

[Unclassified]

i won?

[homer_sapien]

4:15

[Talisman]

i won?

According to Wingnut, yerp.

[Unclassified]

i didn't even know there was a prize coming up, i thought the next was the sarge lol..

[Unclassified]

cool, thanks wingnut..

[Fast_Draw]

Damn...this thread exploded a little after I left.

[homer_sapien]

4:17

[Talisman]

Damn...this thread exploded a little after I left.

I have that problem every time I eat at White Castle.

[Talisman]

Unstable World

[homer_sapien]

4:18

[homer_sapien]

I've never eaten at White Castle. We don't have them around here.

[RogueWingnut]

POST 11111: Nothing Special from Monkeywrench (25th ann Crimson Guard!)
Winner is
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner is
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU! (see link below)
http://www.hisstank.com/forum/2422962-post7920.html
Winner is

Anyone to list more prizes, please PM me as I'm keeping track of the list in Llama's absence.

[RogueWingnut]

I've never eaten at White Castle. We don't have them around here.

You're missing liquid bread.

[homer_sapien]

4:20 :)

[RogueWingnut]

Wingnut.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/tumblr_lbzzzrlpUu1qzp9hqo1_500.jpg

For your protection.

[Black Swan]

You're missing liquid bread.
lol

[Fast_Draw]

I have that problem every time I eat at White Castle.

Talisman and RogueWingnut go to White Castle. When do you guys escape from Guantanamo Bay?

[RogueWingnut]

I went ONCE when I was in NYC 11 years ago.
That one time was more than enough to cherish the friggin piece of sh-t burgers at McDonalds instead of having that place nearby

[homer_sapien]

I almost bought a Nerf Thor's Hammer today.

[Black Swan]

The last time I had White Castle slider was about 6 years ago when I was in NY. Doesn't hold a candle to In & and Out !!!

[homer_sapien]

A few month ago five guys opened near me. Now I can't eat burgers from any where else.

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/1252272831479.jpg

[Black Swan]

A few month ago five guys opened near me. Now I can't eat burgers from any where else.

^^^
One is suppose to open in a couple of months near me. I've heard good things about them.

[homer_sapien]

There's no reason you can't eat a cupcake and watch lesbians at the same time.

[Fast_Draw]

I haven't tried 5 Guys yet. I read that it is essentially "upscale fast food"...I'll probably give it a shot at some point though.

[homer_sapien]

^^^
One is suppose to open in a couple of months near me. I've heard good things about them.

I've sent a couple people i know there and they all loved it. Deinetly worth trying when it opens.

[Unclassified]

I went ONCE when I was in NYC 11 years ago.
That one time was more than enough to cherish the friggin piece of sh-t burgers at McDonalds instead of having that place nearby

had that place once, and never will i again.. ppl actually like that place..

[RogueWingnut]

I haven't tried 5 Guys yet. I read that it is essentially "upscale fast food"...I'll probably give it a shot at some point though.

Delicious but expensive
The 'regular' cheeseburger is actually 2 patties
They also serve everything in a brown bag and include extra scoops of fries. Never had a meal there that I didn't get enough to eat.

[Talisman]

Talisman and RogueWingnut go to White Castle. When do you guys escape from Guantanamo Bay?

Who said I escaped? I run the damn place.

A few month ago five guys opened near me. Now I can't eat burgers from any where else.

Five guys is alright, but Smashburger is even better. Expensive as hell though.

But worth it.

[Black Swan]

Alright I am packing it up and driving back home. I have long drive down the coast . I'll check back in later tonight.

[Unclassified]

A few month ago five guys opened near me. Now I can't eat burgers from any where else.

ihad them, little expensive, but you get a hell of alot of fries. the menu is weak though

[Lody]

garbage

[Talisman]

had that place once, and never will i again.. ppl actually like that place..

It's a Midwestern thing. And by that I mean "Mid-Midwestern".


You want regional taste though? Try Imo's pizza. Only found in the St. Louis Metro area.

[Lody]

Where is the quick changing hottie ass Abercrombie chick???

[RogueWingnut]

We've got the major fast food chains, Tom Wahls, Bill Grays, 5 Guys, and this lil franchise called Schallers. We're also home to the infamous Nick Tahous and the Dinosaur BBQ.

[Talisman]

Apple Chamber

[Lody]

boobies

[RogueWingnut]

Where is the quick changing hottie ass Abercrombie chick???

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/lc8m7.gif

[Lody]

Twin Peaks

[Joecom]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31V8KM2V4JL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[Lody]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/lc8m7.gif

There we go

[Unclassified]

It's a Midwestern thing. And by that I mean "Mid-Midwestern".


You want regional taste though? Try Imo's pizza. Only found in the St. Louis Metro area.

i love trying food from different areas, i can't wait to try some real chicago pie, i should have daremo send me some.

[Joecom]

This is awesome lol

Schwarzenegger's Next Gig: 'The Governator' - The Moviefone Blog (http://blog.moviefone.com/2011/03/31/schwarzeneggers-next-gig-the-governator/)

[homer_sapien]

I haven't tried 5 Guys yet. I read that it is essentially "upscale fast food"...I'll probably give it a shot at some point though.

that's about right. If they aren't busy you can in and out with a take out order in a few minutes. Menu is Hamburger, double hamburger, cheeseburger, double cheeseburger, hot dog, hot fries, regular fries, small soda, large soda. That's it. only real choice is what you want on the burger.

[Lody]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31V8KM2V4JL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

You know my company makes that right??

[RogueWingnut]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31V8KM2V4JL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Wheres my Ice-Viper head?
Your jinx is not lifted.

[Talisman]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31V8KM2V4JL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Google "Anti-Monkey Butt".

[Lody]

That and KY

[homer_sapien]

10:39

[Joecom]

http://uncrate.com/men/images/2008/05/anti-monkey-butt-powder.jpg

Butt paste sounds grosser lol!

[homer_sapien]

4:40

[homer_sapien]

4:41

[Lody]

http://uncrate.com/men/images/2008/05/anti-monkey-butt-powder.jpg

Butt paste sounds grosser lol!

Hmm

We dont make that though

[Joecom]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000530291/polls_preperation_h_2734_98152_poll_xlarge.jpeg

[Talisman]

I'm falling free in the wind, in the wind
Free to be me in the wind, in the wind

What would it feel like to be speed of light
And move the night and day
Watch as it passes by you, the masses try you
But they just can't keep up
Into the free, into the me
Into the ever knowing
Felt so refrained, felt so constrained
But now I'm breaking out and

I'm falling free in the wind, in the wind
Free to be me in the wind, in the wind

Beg, borrow, steal, you make your deal
And with no hesitation
Crawl, walk, or run, you've had your fun
Of which is very certain
Into the free, into the me
Into the ever knowing
Felt so constrained, felt so to blame
But now I'm breaking out and

I'm falling into the free, to the free
Free to be me, I am free, I am free

I'm free...

Free...

I'm falling free in the wind, in the wind
Free to be me in the wind, in the wind

What would it take for you to make
A simple speed transition
Into the known, from the unknown
And feed this wild temptation
Into the free; been starving me
Into the ever knowing
Felt so constrained, felt so ashamed
But now I'm breaking out and

I'm living in, in the free, in the free
Free to be me, I am free, I am free

I'm falling free in the wind, in the wind
Free to be me in the wind, in the wind
I'm falling free in the wind, in the wind
Free to be me in the wind, in the wind

I'm free...

[Fast_Draw]

Hot linking Roguenuts file FTW. Boobs > hot linking

[Joecom]

Broke

[homer_sapien]

4:42

[Talisman]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000530291/polls_preperation_h_2734_98152_poll_xlarge.jpeg

Man. Someone get me his roommate's number. I got some people whose lives I need ruined.

[RogueWingnut]

Dont steal my bandwidth boys
Use your own hosts.

[Lody]

Dont steal my bandwidth boys
Use your own hosts.

Tell me where to find it and I will gladly host it

[homer_sapien]

4:44

[Talisman]

Broke

As a joke who's about to croak from a choke after taking a toke.

[Fast_Draw]

Tell me where to find it and I will gladly host it

Just right click, save, and upload.

[RogueWingnut]

use the link to my photobucket and then just copy it to your photobucket and then host it

[Joecom]

http://www.templeofcats.com/wp-content/gallery/gifs-used/cat-crash.gif

[Unclassified]

that oodles of noodles was great.

[Fast_Draw]

oodles of kitten kaboodle?

[Joecom]

As a joke who's about to croak from a choke after taking a toke.

Where you poke the smoke and yoke the bloke from coke lol

[homer_sapien]

what are we copying and saving?

[RogueWingnut]

I hope someone answers my classified ad...
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/nemesiswanted9qy-1.jpg

[homer_sapien]

4:48

[RogueWingnut]

Workin our way to 11k

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/serenity.gif

[Unclassified]

i'm still hungry..

[homer_sapien]

4:50

[Talisman]

http://www.templeofcats.com/wp-content/gallery/gifs-used/cat-crash.gif

Take that, what appears to be Radio Shack!

[homer_sapien]

http://cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/7477_kacey-barnfield-nuts-mag-04.jpg

[Talisman]

Workin our way to 11k

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/serenity.gif

It's Buck! And incidentally the voice for my Spartan in Firefight!

[Unclassified]

got these little bread sticks from a train con, they are cajun sticks, they are pretty good

[Talisman]

Turnin' on the Screw

[homer_sapien]

http://cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/7477_kacey-barnfield-nuts-mag-02-347x800.jpg

[Unclassified]

post more girls..

[Unclassified]

damn

[homer_sapien]

4:54

[Talisman]

Think of the children!






And get them out of the room. HA!

[Unclassified]

i would decorate all over that gorgeous face..

[homer_sapien]

4:55

[RogueWingnut]

210

[homer_sapien]

this would be better if I didn't have to skip the full nude ones.

[homer_sapien]

4:56

[Unclassified]

think i might have portagues fire pit tonight for dinner.

[Unclassified]

i want nude ones..

[homer_sapien]

4:57

[Talisman]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i115/Cyent1/frustration.gif

[Unclassified]

booom

[homer_sapien]

4:59

[Unclassified]

i have to go have cake soon for my nephew, you guys can post up to the sarg, but have to stop for when i get home..

[homer_sapien]

5:00

[homer_sapien]

5:01

[homer_sapien]

5:02

[Unclassified]

ba dump

[homer_sapien]

5:03

[Talisman]

i have to go have cake soon for my nephew, you guys can post up to the sarg, but have to stop for when i get home..
No guarantees Unclassified.

[Unclassified]

does anyone know if anyone customized the snarler?

[homer_sapien]

5:04

[Unclassified]

No guarantees Unclassified.

lol, i know, i was just messing..

[homer_sapien]

5:05

[Unclassified]

i told my nephew we would go have a few beers at the bar, but i'm not up to it.

[homer_sapien]

5:06

[homer_sapien]

5:07

[Fast_Draw]

Ahhh, baseball season is back. Good times.

[homer_sapien]

5:08

[Unclassified]

is there anything better in the world other than shooting a load inside a girl and not have to worry about getting her pregnant?

[homer_sapien]

5:09

[homer_sapien]

5:10

[Talisman]

Sick, Sick, Sick

[Fast_Draw]

is there anything better in the world other than shooting a load inside a girl and not have to worry about getting her pregnant?

I don't think they can get pregnant via their mouth. ;)

[Talisman]

is there anything better in the world other than shooting a load inside a girl and not have to worry about getting her pregnant?

Depends on which one of you is sterile.

[homer_sapien]

5:11

[homer_sapien]

http://cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/7405_renee-olstead-leaked-nude-pics-03-480x480.jpg

no image tags on this one.

[homer_sapien]

5:12

[Unclassified]

I don't think they can get pregnant via their mouth. ;)

oh that too, but i mean down below, when you don't have to do the pull out method.. oh what a feeling..

[homer_sapien]

5:13

[homer_sapien]

oh that too, but i mean down below, when you don't have to do the pull out method.. oh what a feeling..

anal?

[homer_sapien]

http://cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/7564_keely-hazell-topless-02.jpg

[Talisman]

oh that too, but i mean down below, when you don't have to do the pull out method.. oh what a feeling..

Again, it depends heavily on which one of you is sterile.

[homer_sapien]

5:14

[homer_sapien]

http://cdn04.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/7564_keely-hazell-topless-03-480x725.jpg

[homer_sapien]

5:16

[Talisman]

The End (Reprise)

[homer_sapien]

5:17

[homer_sapien]

my email is done. don't know how much longer I'll stick around.

[Unclassified]

anal?

that tooo

[homer_sapien]

5:19

[homer_sapien]

5:20

[homer_sapien]

5:21

[homer_sapien]

5:22

[homer_sapien]

5:22.

[homer_sapien]

white bikinis are a wonderful thing

http://cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/7315_nicky-whelan-wicked-weasel-see-through-bikinis-03.jpg

[homer_sapien]

5:23

[OSOK]

get all strung out

[homer_sapien]

5:25

[homer_sapien]

5:25.

[homer_sapien]

5:26

[homer_sapien]

5:27

[homer_sapien]

5:27.

[Talisman]

Daleks

[homer_sapien]

5:28

[homer_sapien]

cybermen

[OSOK]

...

[Fast_Draw]

Time to work out.

[homer_sapien]

5:29

[Unclassified]

man, i;m tired..

[OSOK]

post

[homer_sapien]

5:31

[homer_sapien]

I'm trying to decide if its worth sticking around for 11111.

[homer_sapien]

since I have nothing else to do online now.

[homer_sapien]

not posting anymore pics now. I kept getting distracted picking them.

[Talisman]

Gah, My newly repaired computer will be here in a week. Now I've got to compress all my files on this piece of junk so I can move it on to my actual PC. And that include my great, massive collection of...







Music.

















































































And my not-so-big collection of pr0n.

[OSOK]

moar

[homer_sapien]

10972

[homer_sapien]

10975

[OSOK]

a walmart in my area stopped carrying joes :(

[homer_sapien]

10976

[homer_sapien]

I think only the big walmart near me still has Joes and MU. all the smaller ones don't.

[homer_sapien]

5:37

[homer_sapien]

5:38

[wormser]

boobies!

[Unclassified]

i wanna put a slinky on a escalator

[homer_sapien]

about 125 to CG

[wormser]

i might actually hit this one

[wormser]

15 more to go

[Unclassified]

gooooo

[OSOK]

sklfjasdlfkjasdf

[wormser]

where are the posts at guys? lets make this interesting

[Unclassified]

ibciebf

[wormser]

boobs are my friends

[homer_sapien]

i wanna put a slinky on a escalator

i want to to. but the malls I go to are all one floor.

[Unclassified]

havok is my new favorite thrash band..

[wormser]

can i get some?????????????????????????????????

[Unclassified]

i want to to. but the malls I go to are all one floor.

lol..

[homer_sapien]

boobs are two of the best things ever.

[wormser]

bam!!!!

[OSOK]

meow

[homer_sapien]

h,h,j,hj

[wormser]

oh no!!!! stupid 30 sec crap