The OFFICAL 2011 BROKE/DRUNK CON THREAD

[Talisman]

Sham-wow

[daremo]

Moving on.

[RogueWingnut]

I wonder where Un-Dead soldier is

[Unclassified]

bump

[RogueWingnut]

Sir, the privates weapons name is Charlene Sir.

[wertdog91]

I wonder where Un-Dead soldier is

I killed him

[RogueWingnut]

That was foolish
He was good for 50 posts an hour

[daremo]

We need more powah.

[Serpymatt]

Ham & eggs!

[RogueWingnut]

We need the Friday team
That group ripped through almost 5000 posts

[RogueWingnut]

I would do things to Katy Perry that are illegal in several southern states

[RogueWingnut]

Ham & eggs!

Back before your Hiss-A-Mania match I see?

[RogueWingnut]

Hey! I hit 2000 posts
Boobies for everybody

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/salma.gif

[daremo]

Hey! I hit 2000 posts
Boobies for everybody

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/salma.gif

Alright! Congrats!

[RogueWingnut]

Salma is a lovely sight on a Sunday morning

[Unclassified]

i'm aroused..

[RogueWingnut]

i'm aroused..

I'm awake so its just a state of being at this point.

[Unclassified]

ok, that felt great, i'm limp again..

[RogueWingnut]

ok, that felt great, i'm limp again..

Sure about that?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/slo-mo.gif

[Unclassified]

oh man, what to do this sunday???? i should fertilize my yard, i need to do something productive, although winning a usa sarge is pretty damn productive to guys like us..

[RogueWingnut]

Gah, when did I take over Primary Post runner?

[Unclassified]

Sure about that?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/slo-mo.gif

well, now that made me wet..

[Unclassified]

jambi says, this thread is awesome..

[daremo]

Sorry, got sidetracked.

[RogueWingnut]

2400 posts tho
We need at least 10 people at this point.
We need....Osok + Wert + Un-Dead + Serpy + Lucard + WX + Dawg + Xenos

[RogueWingnut]

Sorry, got sidetracked.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/lol-red-ranger.gif

[daremo]

Meh.

[Unclassified]

oh we can do it, fella's.. we just have to post right after each other.. the 30 second rule blows and holds me back from spamming.. i hate being held back from spamming.. i'm only here to spam every second, not every 30 seconds.. i just hate rules..

[RogueWingnut]

ID Check
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/2wgzwnt.gif

[daremo]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/lol-red-ranger.gif

lmfao!

[daremo]

Nothing wrong with spam.

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/42027464.jpg

[Unclassified]

ID Check
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/2wgzwnt.gif

is that the guy who played in house and greatest american hero?

[RogueWingnut]

No....thats Hot Fuzz...its a British Comedy
Rent it, you'll like it.

[daremo]

Whoop, whoop!

[wertdog91]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/42027464.jpg

Aint that the truth

[RogueWingnut]

In other news....holy shit.
Look at this weeks National Geographic Cover

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/NationalGeographic_Raptor_01_01.jpg

[Unclassified]

No....thats Hot Fuzz...its a British Comedy
Rent it, you'll like it.

i have to check it out..

[Unclassified]

In other news....holy shit.
Look at this weeks National Geographic Cover

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/NationalGeographic_Raptor_01_01.jpg

is that real?

[daremo]

Oh yeah.

[daremo]

Still a long road ahead.

[RogueWingnut]

is that real?

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/AwesomeThread.jpg

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/NationalGeographic_Raptor_01_01.jpg

No, its not real.
Damn I killed the thread for a few minutes while everyone was fact-checking.

[daremo]

I miss Calvin & Hobbes.

[daremo]

Just read the tagline at the bottom to know it's fake.

[daremo]

I was on the phone. I can't post and talk at the same time well. Damn multi-tasking.

[RogueWingnut]

Mitochondrial Eve was the hint-point.
Its an homage to the last 5 minutes of the show

[daremo]

Where's the hard hitters at?

[Fast_Draw]

Where'd Fast Draw go?

I just woke up a half hour ago. I only went to be at 5 or so.

[daremo]

10300

[daremo]

Sweet! Fast Draw is up!

[Fast_Draw]

I would do things to Katy Perry that are illegal in several southern states

Like kill her and use her body for fertilizer?

[daremo]

Recap:

POST 10404: Comic Carded B.A.T. (From daremo)
POST 10601: Target Exclusive Rescue Mission Set (From daremo)
POST 10800: MU Target Exclusive Iron Man + Punisher 2-Pack (From Wingnut)
POST 11111: Nothing Special from Monkeywrench (25th ann Crimson Guard!)
POST 12345: Comic Carded Red Masked Cobra Trooper (From daremo)
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU! (From daremo)

[daremo]

Like kill her and use her body for fertilizer?

I concur.

[daremo]

100 to go!

[daremo]

Rollin'

[daremo]

Can I win my own prizes? It will save on shipping.

[daremo]

Somebody wake up wormser. We need more boobies.

[daremo]

Fine, I'll go it alone. (Not that pervert)

[daremo]

Who wants to order a pizza?

[daremo]

Just another meaningless post.

[Fast_Draw]

I'm not as excited about the Zombie Vipers as other appear to be.

[daremo]

Maybe not. It does get us close to the goal.

[daremo]

I'm not as excited about the Zombie Vipers as other appear to be.

It will help out a lot when we get another zombie custom contest.

[daremo]

Is Joe Con over or are they showing more stuff?

[daremo]

This year, I haven't been keeping up to date on the news.

[daremo]

If I didn't post this, someone who misses the next prize by 1 post would have won.

That's mind blowing.

[daremo]

I voted 'other' on the poll. Florida is too far.

[Fast_Draw]

I'm not sure if they'll be showing anything else. I would guess probably not though.

[daremo]

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at front door, who do let in?

The dog. He'll shut up when you let him in.

[daremo]

I take it SK Omega didn't show this year. Bummer.

[daremo]

A little more than 80 posts to go until the next prize.

[daremo]

I think I'm working too hard.

[daremo]

I don't think the sun is coming out today.

[daremo]

How do you get out of a room with no windows or doors that only has a table and mirror in it?

[daremo]

Screwed that up.

[daremo]

Maybe not.

[daremo]

Any guesses?

[daremo]

None?

[Fast_Draw]

Time to go gas up the car for the upcoming work week. Good times.

[daremo]

Look in the mirror see what you saw. Take the saw, cut the table in half. Two halves make a hole. Climb out the hole.

[wertdog91]

Wow not many in here

[daremo]

Taken it to the hoop.

[wertdog91]

What's the next prize?

[daremo]

Keeping it real.

[wertdog91]

Nevermind, wasn't it a CG guy

[daremo]

Recap:

POST 10404: Comic Carded B.A.T. (From daremo)
POST 10601: Target Exclusive Rescue Mission Set (From daremo)
POST 10800: MU Target Exclusive Iron Man + Punisher 2-Pack (From Wingnut)
POST 11111: Nothing Special from Monkeywrench (25th ann Crimson Guard!)
POST 12345: Comic Carded Red Masked Cobra Trooper (From daremo)
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU! (From daremo)

[wertdog91]

*fart*

[daremo]

Enticements to help us make it to Slaughter.

[daremo]

60 posts?

[wertdog91]

Recap:

POST 10404: Comic Carded B.A.T. (From daremo)
POST 10601: Target Exclusive Rescue Mission Set (From daremo)
POST 10800: MU Target Exclusive Iron Man + Punisher 2-Pack (From Wingnut)
POST 11111: Nothing Special from Monkeywrench (25th ann Crimson Guard!)
POST 12345: Comic Carded Red Masked Cobra Trooper (From daremo)
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU! (From daremo)
Oh ok thanks

[daremo]

Snipers sound off!

[wertdog91]

Guess just us two huh

[daremo]

Ten minute warning.

It will be ten minutes later in ten minutes.

Thank you.

[wertdog91]

Wert, Skip M.
Recon Sniper

[daremo]

3 is a crowd anyway.

[wertdog91]

I have thirty bats already. Is all yours

[daremo]

I know they're out there. I smell em.

[wertdog91]

3 is a crowd anyway.

Unless it's another chick

[daremo]

Can I win my own prizes?

[Talisman]

Croatum, Harold S.
COBRA Political Advisor

[wertdog91]

I know they're out there. I smell em.

No, that's just me. Had a French toast casserole

[daremo]

Unless it's another chick

Then it's a party! No crossing swords.

[daremo]

Talisman is back!

[wertdog91]

Can I win my own prizes?

Yea, that way you save on shipping

[daremo]

Slowly approaching the next milestone at record pace...

[wertdog91]

Then it's a party! No crossing swords.

Not at all. Egon said that would be very bad

[Talisman]

Talisman is back!

Like a bad rash. Or an abused girlfriend. Or a washed-up pop star. Take your pick.

[daremo]

Fall in!

[wertdog91]

We got movement on the perimeter

[daremo]

Fall out!

[daremo]

Fall down.

[Talisman]

We got movement on the perimeter

The Autoturrets will take care of it.

Or the Autonukes. I forget which.

[wertdog91]

Get the Mike unit in here ASAP, we have snipers on the north ridge

[daremo]

I think I'll spend next weekend reading all the posts in this thread to make sure I didn't miss something.

[Talisman]

Hammerhead i-EagleThrust

[daremo]

Which way is north? How many?

[wertdog91]

Calling in an airstrike, fast movers inbound out of the east. Puffing smoke

[daremo]

I think we're outnumbered!

[daremo]

10.

[daremo]

9..

[wertdog91]

We have on inferred three skinnies in the trees, looks like rpg's and one sniper. Keep your heads down

[daremo]

8..

[daremo]

7..

[Talisman]

Radar lock. MAGNUM.

[wertdog91]

Napalm the treeline Bravo6

[wertdog91]

Cook the fuckers

[daremo]

6..

[wertdog91]

Tangos are down

[daremo]

5..

[Talisman]

Fulcrum, 12 o'clock low. Target locked. FOX THREE.

[daremo]

4..

[wertdog91]

We got friendlies inbound

[Xenos]

So I've been pretty disconnected all weekend. Did they announce went the subscription Joes will start shipping?

[daremo]

3..

[daremo]

2..

[wertdog91]

Tag those fuckers, fastmovers inbound with some heavies

[daremo]

1..

[daremo]

insert air strike image here

[wertdog91]

November Mike 7 sit rep

[wertdog91]

Tangos are hightailing it out of here

[Talisman]

Copy that. Support imminent, Danger Close.

[wertdog91]

We,re hit, it's not bad

[daremo]

The 30 second lag in posting takes away some of the ambience.

[wertdog91]

Super whiskey 64 , set it down

[daremo]

Who will it be?

[daremo]

Milestone imminent.

[wertdog91]

We, re smoking out the tail rotor area, setting down, requesting evac

[daremo]

Stay on target...

[wertdog91]

Not I thanks

[OSOK]

nehhhhhhhh

[daremo]

...

[wertdog91]

What isgoing on

[wertdog91]

Too soon

[Talisman]

EVAC inbound on your position, LZ is clear. Moving to pursue fast movers.

[daremo]

Sucker!!!

[wertdog91]

Wait what was the number

[daremo]

POST 10404: Comic Carded B.A.T. (From daremo)
POST 10601: Target Exclusive Rescue Mission Set (From daremo)
POST 10800: MU Target Exclusive Iron Man + Punisher 2-Pack (From Wingnut)
POST 11111: Nothing Special from Monkeywrench (25th ann Crimson Guard!)
POST 12345: Comic Carded Red Masked Cobra Trooper (From daremo)
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU! (From daremo)

[Black Swan]

Hey guys what's new!

[Talisman]

Congrats Wertdog.

[wertdog91]

Hey guys what's new!

Yo swan sending your stuff out tomorrow. Aight

[daremo]

I thought I had that one, lol.

[Black Swan]

POST 10404: Comic Carded B.A.T. (From daremo)
POST 10601: Target Exclusive Rescue Mission Set (From daremo)
POST 10800: MU Target Exclusive Iron Man + Punisher 2-Pack (From Wingnut)
POST 11111: Nothing Special from Monkeywrench (25th ann Crimson Guard!)
POST 12345: Comic Carded Red Masked Cobra Trooper (From daremo)
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU! (From daremo)
Nice new prizes . Thanks daremo !

Hey Wert you won!
Congrats!

[daremo]

Going to be a few hours before it's Slaughter time.

[wertdog91]

Thanks guys . I would like to donate it back to the game and keep it interesting . Post 10517 will be the winner

[Talisman]

Going to be a few hours before it's Slaughter time.

Indeed. Now I just need to go to every god that might have some dominion over luck.

[Black Swan]

Yo swan sending your stuff out tomorrow. Aight
Thanks man.

I've been out of town since yesterday working on a wedding gig and then I head home tonight. Just dropping in for a spell. It looks like you guys were on a tear all day and last night, Awesome!

[wertdog91]

Thanks man.

I've been out of town since yesterday working on a wedding gig and then I head home tonight. Just dropping in for a spell. It looks like you guys were on a tear all day and last night, Awesome!

Trying to. I need slaughter

[Black Swan]

Indeed. Now I just need to go to every god that might have some dominion over luck.
lol
Hey Tali what up ?

[OSOK]

OSOK needs prizes

[daremo]

Thanks guys . I would like to donate it back to the game and keep it interesting . Post 10517 will be the winner

Nice!

I have the following if you'd rather have one of them:

Python Patrol CG
Airborne
Bazooka Trooper
Paris Pursuit SE
ROC Destro

[Black Swan]

OSOK you haven't won anything yet ?

[OSOK]

OSOK you haven't won anything yet ?
hell no, and its fuckin snowing here!

[RogueWingnut]

hell no, and its fuckin snowing here!

I'm here huckleberry

[the odinson]

YouTube - Slayer - Raining Blood (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUDWLp1yIWw)

it's raining here. raining blood.

[Talisman]

lol
Hey Tali what up ?

Temperatures for one thing. The birds are chirping, the bees are buzzing, the dogs are barking and the cats are running up trees... I miss when it was cold and frigid.

Also I can hear my neighbors through the wall, but that's a completely different can of worms.

[OSOK]

I'm here huckleberry
hey boo

[RogueWingnut]

hi cutie

[OSOK]

fuckin a shit, zombies!

[Black Swan]

hey boo

I'm here huckleberry

hi cutie
lol
Get a room you two.;)

[Sho Nuff]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/153753/bloodsport-dim-mak-o.gif

[OSOK]

lol
Get a room you two.;)
somebody get a shoehorn :)

[Black Swan]

somebody get a shoehorn :)
hahaha

[Serpymatt]

Posty!

[Talisman]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/153753/bloodsport-dim-mak-o.gif

Oh Jean-Claude Van Damme, how far you have fallen.

[wertdog91]

Nice!

I have the following if you'd rather have one of them:

Python Patrol CG
Airborne
Bazooka Trooper
Paris Pursuit SE
ROC Destro

Na that's all right , save em. Although I could use another airborne but that's all good

[OSOK]

nehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Sho Nuff]

Oh Jean-Claude Van Damme, how far you have fallen.

http://www.gifsoup.com/view6/2191051/jcvd-o.gif

[OSOK]

tyrone

[daremo]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view6/2191051/jcvd-o.gif

Hahahahaha!

[OSOK]

...

[Black Swan]

waka waka waka

[Fast_Draw]

Back from getting gas///

[OSOK]

shaka zulu

[OSOK]

swamp loggers, SHELBY STYLE!

[Talisman]

Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient.

[Talisman]

The Evil Midnight Bomber (That bombs at Midnight)

[Sho Nuff]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/21622/dogvsboy-o.gif

[OSOK]

///

[RogueWingnut]

Back from getting gas///

Give me your Archangel. :)

[RogueWingnut]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/21622/dogvsboy-o.gif

Pwnd.

[Talisman]

Mmm. Chili.

[Fast_Draw]

Give me your Archangel. :)

I got gas for my car, not MU figures from the gas station.

[Black Swan]

I got gas for my car, not MU figures from the gas station.
Congrats Fast Draw on that 10000 win!

[Sho Nuff]

I got gas for my car, not MU figures from the gas station.

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/726400/ed-laugh-o.gif

[RogueWingnut]

I got gas for my car, not MU figures from the gas station.

You got MU figures in the 10,000 win.
You got MU ArchAngel AND Low-Light.

[RogueWingnut]

I got gas for my car, not MU figures from the gas station.

Whatcha want....Alley Vipers? Shock Troopers?

[Sho Nuff]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/2036297/archangel-o.gif

[Fast_Draw]

Congrats Fast Draw on that 10000 win!

Thanks! It was all luck and timing.

You got MU figures in the 10,000 win.
You got MU ArchAngel AND Low-Light.

I know :)

[RogueWingnut]

YouTube - GI Joe Tiger Force Commercial 1992 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLgAgK8oT2Q&NR=1)

[Black Swan]

YouTube - GI Joe Tiger Force Commercial 1992 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLgAgK8oT2Q&NR=1)
I don't think I ever saw that Tiger Force commercial before. How come no Joe ever had a pet tiger ?

[wertdog91]

Smell my *fart*

[Monkeywrench]

hey

[Fast_Draw]

Speaking of farts...nature just called.

[homer_sapien]

back for a bit.

[wertdog91]

Speaking of farts...nature just called.

I hate when she does that

[daremo]

FYI:

POST 10517: Comic Carded B.A.T. (From daremo/wertdog91)
POST 10601: Target Exclusive Rescue Mission Set (From daremo)
POST 10800: MU Target Exclusive Iron Man + Punisher 2-Pack (From Wingnut)
POST 11111: Nothing Special from Monkeywrench (25th ann Crimson Guard!)
POST 12345: Comic Carded Red Masked Cobra Trooper (From daremo)
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU! (From daremo)

[daremo]

Time for a run?

[homer_sapien]

lots of email to check today.

[daremo]

Hyup hyup hyup.

[daremo]

2660 posts until the end.

[wertdog91]

Wait what?

[homer_sapien]

2:23

[daremo]

That's a lot of posting.

[homer_sapien]

listening to dueling banjos

[Monkeywrench]

FYI:

POST 10517: Comic Carded B.A.T. (From daremo/wertdog91)
POST 10601: Target Exclusive Rescue Mission Set (From daremo)
POST 10800: MU Target Exclusive Iron Man + Punisher 2-Pack (From Wingnut)
POST 11111: Nothing Special from Monkeywrench (25th ann Crimson Guard!)
POST 12345: Comic Carded Red Masked Cobra Trooper (From daremo)
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU! (From daremo)


bump

[homer_sapien]

2:25

[daremo]

Math is hurting my head.

[Talisman]

I went to the store

[wertdog91]

2660 posts until the end.

Nice bro

[Talisman]

To get more

[Talisman]

Fire

[wertdog91]

Post

[Talisman]

To start the war

[wertdog91]

Post again

[homer_sapien]

2:30

[daremo]

Keep posting.

[daremo]

Post early and post often.

[homer_sapien]

2:32

[wertdog91]

One more "Post"

[daremo]

It would take one person more the 22 hours to make 2660 posts.

[homer_sapien]

2:34

[daremo]

Ouch.

[Monkeywrench]

...

[daremo]

Bum rush!

[Monkeywrench]

ppp

[daremo]

With 3 it would take about 7 hours.

[Monkeywrench]

....

[wertdog91]

Posty, here Posty

[daremo]

It's going to be close...