The OFFICAL 2011 BROKE/DRUNK CON THREAD

[wertdog91]

Move it

[Sho Nuff]

Just threw up in my mouth

sweet, it worked.

[Lody]

sweet, it worked.

If I could slap two people in the world and get away with it-it'd be these two

[Sho Nuff]

random post.

[Sho Nuff]

even more random post.

[Lody]

Wack ass shit

[wertdog91]

Smell my finger

[Lody]

OK

I'm going to take a shower and go get LAID

[RogueWingnut]

Smell my finger
rly?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/goth.gif

[Sho Nuff]

YouTube - Control Machete - Si Señor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt1IF9QOIZw)

[Lody]

Smell my finger

~sniff sniff~

You sure you had it in the right hole??

[Monkeywrench]

yyyyy

[Lody]

ALWAYS remember

Two in the pink and one in the stink

[Lody]

Wait...is that even right??

[daremo]

One morning two kids decide they're going to learn how to swear.

"I'll say hell, and you say ass" one says to the other. They go downstairs for breakfast.

The mother asks, "What do you want for breakfast?"

The kid looks at her and answers, "Aw hell, how about some cheerios?"

Wham! The mother slaps him and he goes flying across the room. She then looks at the other kid and asks "What do you want for breakfast?"

He replies, "I don't know but you can bet your ass it ain't cheerios!"

[Sho Nuff]

one in the stink

sissy

[wertdog91]

Elmo sucks

[daremo]

Hmmm, indeed.

[Sho Nuff]

Elmo sucks

does he swallow?

[Talisman]

Toaster bacon.

[wertdog91]

Post

[Monkeywrench]

zzzzzz

[Lody]

does he swallow?

YES

and you'll really have to trust me on this one

[Talisman]

Assault the horizon.

[Lody]

~gulp~

[wertdog91]

Post again

[Sho Nuff]

~gulp~

did you just swallow?

[wormser]

im really drunk

[wertdog91]

Post part three

[wertdog91]

Post 4 the search for more posts

[Sho Nuff]

im really drunk

show your tits

[daremo]

im really drunk

They'll win the next game. Maybe.

[wertdog91]

Post 5 the undiscovered post

[Lody]

how big are your girls?

[Talisman]

This is me ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

[Lody]

I'll go first

[daremo]

1 for the money, 2 for the glitz, c'mon baby show me some -

David!

[Sho Nuff]

beep beep

[Monkeywrench]

ass to mouth

[Lody]

40 dd

[wertdog91]

The return of the post

[Talisman]

The Game.

[Sho Nuff]

What number are we trying to get to?

[daremo]

9500

[daremo]

But it's slow going.

[Lody]

Apparently I will go last too

[wertdog91]

Three posts and a baby

[Sho Nuff]

ugh... post

[Lody]

no one else?

[Talisman]

Postastic!

[Lody]

boobies

[Sho Nuff]

posty post post post

[daremo]

I'm flat chested.

[wertdog91]

The post stikes back

[daremo]

POST 10000: MU Arch Angel and PoC Low Light (From Black Swan!)
POST 11111: Nothing Special from Monkeywrench (25th ann Crimson Guard!)
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU!

Don't forget. A pic of 20 PoC Artic Desto's in 1 store wins Black Llama's UTLRA AWESOME MEGA PRIZE

[Talisman]

Hum-drum. Time to light something on fire.

[wertdog91]

The postisher

[daremo]

I saw 13 Arctic Destros at a Target today.

[Monkeywrench]

we got some ground to make up

[Lody]

Can I resell them?

[wertdog91]

The "post" man

[daremo]

Less than 200 to go! That's progress.

[Sho Nuff]

KOK.... Woo!!!!!!

[RogueWingnut]

Can I resell them?

No.
And theres an unofficial list
Next up is Post 9500 which gets a Tron Legacy Quorra

[wertdog91]

Postmaster general

[Monkeywrench]

ter

[wertdog91]

Post me goodnight

[Monkeywrench]

tur

[RogueWingnut]

Postmaster general

Postmaster Ford Lincoln Mercury

[wertdog91]

Debbie does posts

[daremo]

I still haven't seen Tron. But if that's Quorra in that sig I keep seeing, she's hot.

[Talisman]

ghikpjasv

[Monkeywrench]

nnn

[wertdog91]

Postmaster Ford Lincoln Mercury

Best part of that movie was tom petty

[Talisman]

4u8wersoigh

[RogueWingnut]

Best part of that movie was tom petty

I know you.
YOU'RE Famous

[wertdog91]

Postmember

[wertdog91]

I know you.
YOU'RE Famous

Tom petty survives the apokolips

[Talisman]

.n ,kmldm,kl;./vcbdf x;,l

[wertdog91]

That's awesome

[RogueWingnut]

I am the Law

[daremo]

He won't backdown either.

[wertdog91]

Legend of the post

[Sho Nuff]

flick

[Talisman]

Like a puppet on a string...

[wertdog91]

In the post of fire

[Sho Nuff]

Woo

[wertdog91]

Free balling

[RogueWingnut]

Be kind and peaceful to each other. Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and okay for you.

[wertdog91]

Blackpost Down

[daremo]

Went looking for wave 4 today. Still nothing. Too many wave 1 and 2 figs holding up the new stuff.

[RogueWingnut]

Mega City Municiple Code, 213: Willfull destruction of property, that's two years. Code 310: Illegal possession of assault weapons, five years. Code 457: Resisting arrest, TWENTY years!

[Talisman]

I am the Law

But I am the Lawbringer.

[Sho Nuff]

I am the walrus

[Monkeywrench]

ppp

[Sho Nuff]

YouTube - The Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the devil (with lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZZ7EX4eoE0)

[daremo]

I think we're building up speed.

[wertdog91]

A post runs through it

[RogueWingnut]

But I am the Lawbringer.

Mega City municipal code 4722: Illegal use of city electricity.
How do you plead?

[daremo]

I am what I am.

[wertdog91]

Die post 2

[Sho Nuff]

woo woo

[Sho Nuff]

woo... woo

[RogueWingnut]

Lawgiver-2 standard-issue sidearm, with 20 interchangeable rounds and voice-activated round system. Yours, IF you graduate.

[wertdog91]

Post Hard: post harder

[Monkeywrench]

hhh

[Sho Nuff]

Damn you 30 second wait period!!!!!!!!!!

[RogueWingnut]

I'm a Street Judge. And I'm very late for work.

[Talisman]

Mega City municipal code 4722: Illegal use of city electricity.
How do you plead?

Un-freakin'-touchable, that's how.

[wertdog91]

Post Hard with a Vengence

[Sho Nuff]

Woo.. woo

[RogueWingnut]

what is the meaning of life?
It ends.

[Monkeywrench]

ppo

[Sho Nuff]

yippy

[RogueWingnut]

Un-freakin'-touchable, that's how.

I knew you'd say that!

[Monkeywrench]

Damn you 30 second wait period!!!!!!!!!!

truth

[daremo]

The meaning of life is living.

[Monkeywrench]

,,,

[Sho Nuff]

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/Firefly1980/ShitHawk.gif

[wertdog91]

The Posting

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/doogie.gif

[Sho Nuff]

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/Firefly1980/masterblaster.jpg

[Talisman]

I knew you'd say that!

You were supposed to.

[wertdog91]

Starship Posters

[PitViper]

Let it be known...I am officially feeling no pain.

[RogueWingnut]

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/Firefly1980/masterblaster.jpg

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/thump.gif

[daremo]

125 to go...

[Monkeywrench]

next prize is coming up

[Talisman]

Let it be known...I am officially feeling no pain.

That good or bad?

[wertdog91]

K-19: the postmaker

[Sho Nuff]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/thump.gif

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/Firefly1980/Dance%20Off/w2ddau.gif

[RogueWingnut]

Let it be known...I am officially feeling no pain.

He's gone to Beast mode.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/phelps.gif

[daremo]

Chug! Chug! Chug!

[wertdog91]

Postgate: PG-1

[daremo]

He's gone to Beast mode.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/phelps.gif

Rofl

[Monkeywrench]

drunk

[Talisman]

Protractors for the win!

[wertdog91]

The Post

[wertdog91]

8 Postile

[Sho Nuff]

derp

[Talisman]

Potatomoto.

[Sho Nuff]

toast

[wertdog91]

NFL Postzone

[daremo]

Fat Tire. Tasty.

[daremo]

I think I've posted more in the last 48 hours than all of last year.

[Talisman]

I ate a baby.

A fat. Chinese. Baby.

Yeah.

[daremo]

I toast you Sho! I mean make a toast...I...uh.

Kampei!

[Monkeywrench]

abc

[daremo]

Hey Sho...

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/daremo/daremo/kumite_2.gif

[Sho Nuff]

I toast you Sho! I mean make a toast...I...uh.

Kampei!

*rips shirt off*

KUMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Talisman]

Less than a hundred to go. Wogga pogga.

[Monkeywrench]

no head

[daremo]

100 to go!

[Monkeywrench]

panic

[Talisman]

Do a barrel roll.

[wertdog91]

*fart*

[Monkeywrench]

>>>

[Sho Nuff]

Hey Sho...

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/daremo/daremo/kumite_2.gif

Nirvana and I await the great, KUMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daremo]

I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why're you dressed like that?

[Talisman]

Spare a dollar, friend?

[Sho Nuff]

MMMBop...

[Monkeywrench]

5 dolla sucky sucky

[daremo]

Feel pretty good. I'm not, uh, I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of... feel kind of invincible.
Me, too. I got a very positive attitude about this.
Good, me too.
Yeah!
[pause]
Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

[Talisman]

I just drank a two year-old Brawndo. I can now WIN. AT. YELLING!

[Sho Nuff]

Now this really pisses me off!!!!!!

[wertdog91]

Post: The Sequel

[daremo]

Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

[Monkeywrench]

187 on undercover cop

[daremo]

Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.
Real things?
As real as Lo Pan!
Hey, what more can a guy ask for?
Oh, the six-demon bag!
Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!

[daremo]

There have been others, to be sure. There are always others, are there not? You seem to be one who knows the difficulties between men and women. How seldom it works out.

[Monkeywrench]

"hiatus"

[Talisman]

I'm Commander Shepard.

[Sho Nuff]

chicken pot chicken pot piiiiiie.

[wertdog91]

Posty's Heros

[daremo]

Do you have a gun, I hope?
I have a knife.
A knife? This guy's twelve feet tall!
Seven. Hey, don't worry, I can handle him.

[Monkeywrench]

12inch dolls

[daremo]

Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends. You know, just both of us Californians.

[Talisman]

"hiatus"

Ah yes, "Hiatus". We have dismissed that claim.

[Sho Nuff]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w262/stayontargets/67d8b9b127ec0a87ce415b7258fbf4e1.gif

[daremo]

Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.

[Monkeywrench]

porn

[PitViper]

"Woe to you O' Earth and sea..."

Fuckin oxycodone and a 24oz of miller lite...Im such a Dreadnok.

[Sho Nuff]

woop

[Monkeywrench]

poop

[wertdog91]

The Postinator

[Sho Nuff]

gloop

[daremo]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w262/stayontargets/67d8b9b127ec0a87ce415b7258fbf4e1.gif

Hell yeah! The 3 Storms ruled. Lightning was my favorite.

[PitViper]

"When the devil sends the beast with wrath, for he knows the time is short"

Is anyone else levitating right now?

[Talisman]

"Woe to you O' Earth and sea..."

Fuckin oxycodone and a 24oz of miller lite...Im such a Dreadnok.

Nice.

[Sho Nuff]

I need more mana!!!!!!

[daremo]

60.

[Talisman]

Androgyny scares me.

[Sho Nuff]

Hell yeah! The 3 Storms ruled. Lightning was my favorite.

lol, I think he was everyones favorite

[daremo]

Up...left...left...down...star.

[Monkeywrench]

Duncan

[Sho Nuff]

http://i933.photobucket.com/albums/ad179/chad0872/Movies/wonder_lick_BTILC.gif

[Monkeywrench]

anders

[wertdog91]

Smell my post

[Talisman]

This was the worst idea I've ever had.

[Monkeywrench]

Alistair

[wertdog91]

The Posting Fields

[Talisman]

Swooping is bad.

[Monkeywrench]

Morrigan

[Talisman]

It's dangerous to go alone.

[Sho Nuff]

cream?

[Monkeywrench]

Justice

[wertdog91]

Posty Shack

[Sho Nuff]

soup?

[Monkeywrench]

Sten

[wertdog91]

Postal House

[Talisman]

Dance with the angels!

[daremo]

lol, I think he was everyones favorite

I need a custom of him. The actor (James Pax) went on to be in such tv greats like Nasty Boys.

[Sho Nuff]

ga ga ga ghost!!!!!!!!!!

[Talisman]

Would you kindly?

[wertdog91]

35 to go

[Monkeywrench]

Nathaniel Howe

[daremo]

Closing in!

[Talisman]

Metal Gear?

[wertdog91]

A Post to the Kill

[Monkeywrench]

Oghren

[Sho Nuff]

jolt!!!!

[daremo]

Quick, everyone gather around the monitor!

[Talisman]

Mobius One, Engage.

[wertdog91]

PostFinger

[Monkeywrench]

Hawke

[daremo]

Watch out for snipers...

[wertdog91]

Postpussy

[Monkeywrench]

Isabela

[Talisman]

Sonic's my name, speed's my game!

[wertdog91]

The Post That Loved Me

[Monkeywrench]

Carver

[Talisman]

Way past cool!

[daremo]

Stay on target...

[Sho Nuff]

clock

[wertdog91]

PostRaker

[Monkeywrench]

Merrill

[Talisman]

Chaos Control!

[daremo]

Hey, what's that over there?

[Sho Nuff]

doowop

[wertdog91]

Post another Day

[Monkeywrench]

Varric

[Talisman]

You're too slow!

[daremo]

Can you feel the tension rising?

[Sho Nuff]

I'll be back after 9500

[Monkeywrench]

Sebastian

[Talisman]

Live and Learn!

[daremo]

Oh man!

[Monkeywrench]

Fenris

[wertdog91]

Mine

[Talisman]

So zetta slow.

EDIT: Holy goddamn shit.