The OFFICAL 2011 BROKE/DRUNK CON THREAD

[lucard123]

sucka

[WeaponXCustoms]

bob!

[RogueWingnut]

Hah, nice work gents.
Shut me down

[Monkeywrench]

motherfucker. 1 off AGAIN

[wertdog91]

Fart
Fart
Farte

[Sho Nuff]

211

[WeaponXCustoms]

Shonuff gets it!

[wertdog91]

Nice Sho

[RogueWingnut]

Is he the prettiest?
SHO NUFF.

[Sho Nuff]

212

[lucard123]

congrats sho!

[wertdog91]

Looks like Ill never get one of those bitches now

[RogueWingnut]

POST 9500: Tron Legacy Quorra Figure! (From Wingnut)

[Sho Nuff]

Haha cool

213

[Sho Nuff]

214

[lucard123]

ok ok sho teh count up is freaking me out... when you reach 2012 do we all die?

[WeaponXCustoms]

sho stop posting numbers or someone else is taking the polar sharc =P

[wertdog91]

Later boys

[Sho Nuff]

215

[RogueWingnut]

Boom

[lucard123]

POST 9500: Tron Legacy Quorra Figure! (From Wingnut)

Sweet wing... good man

[Sho Nuff]

sho stop posting numbers or someone else is taking the polar sharc =P

13245762383735436373826262782736i49732667253247927 61069842642671430626142096420642624164206420264264 6263626420642640642146

[Sho Nuff]

abc

[RogueWingnut]

Ah damnit.... fiancée just came home
There goes my 'free' day

[Sho Nuff]

def

[WeaponXCustoms]

lol Im out, its going to be a long haul to 10k

[Sho Nuff]

gh.... uh I forgot the rest.

[RogueWingnut]

Hence why I put the 500 marker in to make ti interesting

[RogueWingnut]

A first attempt to plug a cracked concrete shaft that is leaking highly radioactive water into the ocean off Japan failed Saturday. Officials are now exploring alternatives

Christ, just completely cover it in Concrete and entomb them

[Monkeywrench]

;;;;

[Sho Nuff]

Mmmm chowder..

[RogueWingnut]

66 posts to go

[Sho Nuff]

66 posts to go

till?

[Sho Nuff]

Global Thermonuclear War?

[Monkeywrench]

iiiii

[Sho Nuff]

Shall.. we.. play.. a.. game...

[RogueWingnut]

till?

2 Thousand Posts. :)

[Sho Nuff]

What is the primary goal?

[Sho Nuff]

You should know, Professor. You programmed me.

[Sho Nuff]

Oh, come on.

[Monkeywrench]

.......

[Sho Nuff]

What is the primary goal?.

[Sho Nuff]

To win the game.

[Sho Nuff]

Is this a game... or is it real?

[Sho Nuff]

What's the difference?

[Sho Nuff]

Oh wow.

[Sho Nuff]

You are a hard man to reach. Could not find you in Seattle and no terminal is in operation at your classified address.

[Sho Nuff]

What classified address?

[Sho Nuff]

D.O.D. pension files indicate current mailing as: Dr. Robert Hume, a.k.a. Stephen W. Falken, 5 Tall Cedar Road, Goose Island, Oregon 97...

[Sho Nuff]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Sho Nuff]

Greetings, Professor Falken.

[Sho Nuff]

Hello, Joshua.

[Sho Nuff]

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

[Sho Nuff]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Unclassified]

damn, the new joes look great..

[Monkeywrench]

yup

[Unclassified]

Hello, Joshua.

how did you know my name?

[Monkeywrench]

creepy

[Sho Nuff]

how did you know my name?

An angel told me...

[RogueWingnut]

He told me we're all going to heaven

[Sho Nuff]

Sounds like a trap, everyone plug your butts.

[WeaponXCustoms]

rotfl

[OSOK]

the hunt for 10,000

[Sho Nuff]

the hunt for 10,000

I already called dibs.

[OSOK]

I already called dibs.
i challange you to a dual!

[Dawg99]

.....

[Sho Nuff]

i challange you to a dual!

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/Firefly1980/Dance%20Off/zji3dj.gif

[OSOK]

its the eye of the tiger

[OSOK]

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/Firefly1980/Dance%20Off/zji3dj.gif
whats the code for posting gifs?

[Sho Nuff]

whats the code for posting gifs?

........

[WeaponXCustoms]

wait...whats at 9500? I saw Werts at 9800

[Sho Nuff]

whats the code for posting gifs?

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/Firefly1980/Dance%20Off/2lihm3d.gif

[OSOK]

........
oh thats it? whats a good site to get them from?

[OSOK]

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/firefly1980/dance%20off/2lihm3d.gif
pwned!

[Sho Nuff]

oh thats it? whats a good site to get them from?

I usually just run a search on google.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/Firefly1980/Dance%20Off/2iawi2f.gif

[RogueWingnut]

Damn...thats a woman boy
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/giant.gif

[OSOK]

I usually just run a search on google.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/Firefly1980/Dance%20Off/2iawi2f.gif
thanks, let the debauchery continue!

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://osokclan.weebly.com/uploads/3/1/5/5/3155017/3524579_orig.jpg

[Sho Nuff]

Damn...thats a woman boy
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/giant.gif

so is this...

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/Firefly1980/Dance%20Off/2vam6wx.gif

[RogueWingnut]

so is this...

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/Firefly1980/Dance%20Off/2vam6wx.gif

In Soviet Russia....Bull Rides You!

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1232547517_slo-mo-water-balloon-to-the-face.gif

[OSOK]

Damn...thats a woman boy
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/giant.gif
i want to use her like a jungle gym
http://osokclan.weebly.com/uploads/3/1/5/5/3155017/3524579_orig.jpg
what the?

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://imgur.com/4hY0z.gif

[Sho Nuff]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view3/1773213/sexy-midget-stripper-2-o.gif

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://imgur.com/RByCk.gif

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://imgur.com/59liJ.gif

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_LK3Jc8YZXjs/S5tomoawluI/AAAAAAAAFEs/4Lruo6vUrg8/funny-gif-41.gif

[WeaponXCustoms]

breath Mj breath!
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11200000/MJ-funny-gifs-michael-jackson-11287268-352-236.gif

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://files.sharenator.com/Funny_Pictures_Animated_Funny_Baby_Funny_Gifs_s350 x306_67163_580_Worlds_Smallest-s350x306-100285-535.gif

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://i37.tinypic.com/21edz7b.gif

[Sho Nuff]

http://files.sharenator.com/Funny_Pictures_Animated_Funny_Baby_Funny_Gifs_s350 x306_67163_580_Worlds_Smallest-s350x306-100285-535.gif

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/1462/ohreally.gif

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo39/DeetheGee/1226184018463.gif

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo39/DeetheGee/1226171160212.gif

[Monkeywrench]

..............

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/lemur.gif

[Monkeywrench]

----

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/hot-girl-dancing_o_GIFSoupcom.gif

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/126990-2/Kitten_mittens.gif?

[RogueWingnut]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/126990-2/Kitten_mittens.gif?

lookit dat fukken cat

[wormser]

im drunk as a skunk and the pulled pork tasted amazing!!!!!!

[RogueWingnut]

Cyclops

[RogueWingnut]

Jean Grey

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d160/eric-the-red/HarryPotterBroomstick.jpg

[wormser]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa208/WORMSER_2007/whores/sexy.jpg

[RogueWingnut]

Iceman

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1236863398_sam-jackson-funny-face.gif

[RogueWingnut]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa208/WORMSER_2007/whores/sexy.jpg

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/fist.jpg

[RogueWingnut]

Loving my World War Z

[WeaponXCustoms]

wow

http://www.lolblog.eu/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/2eusdjt.gif

[arashikage tat]

fisting!

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/i-like-where-this-thread-is-going.jpg

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Keel.png

Keep Keeling Alive.

[WeaponXCustoms]

so here's a muddle and one ive retyped 2x now. POC is ending but the new figures coming out still fit in with it,and I for one im very happy. Lowlight is in classic colors but his gear and tooling are very modern. Same with Kwinn, Law and Order, Ripcord, and others. it doesnt feel like they just dropped the ball and went back to 25th, but rather took POC and made it classic. Hallelujah!

[TK1945]

so here's a muddle and one ive retyped 2x now. POC is ending but the new figures coming out still fit in with it,and I for one im very happy. Lowlight is in classic colors but his gear and tooling are very modern. Same with Kwinn, Law and Order, Ripcord, and others. it doesnt feel like they just dropped the ball and went back to 25th, but rather took POC and made it classic. Hallelujah!

Same here. I just hope the retailers support the line and make it easily accessible.

[Monkeywrench]

...

[Dawg99]

boo hoo to everyone who is against the gi joe sub

[Monkeywrench]

i wanna know prices first

[Monkeywrench]

///

[lucard123]

explain this joe sub

[TK1945]

bubububu....

[wertdog91]

so here's a muddle and one ive retyped 2x now. POC is ending but the new figures coming out still fit in with it,and I for one im very happy. Lowlight is in classic colors but his gear and tooling are very modern. Same with Kwinn, Law and Order, Ripcord, and others. it doesnt feel like they just dropped the ball and went back to 25th, but rather took POC and made it classic. Hallelujah!

Amen

[Talisman]

Stop. Waluigi Time.

[wertdog91]

Found a sand serpent at Ross alittle while ago. Nothing at five below. Checking another tomorrow

[arashikage tat]

...

[RogueWingnut]

We're back

[WeaponXCustoms]

im full and I think im starting to get blue balls....back later

[Monkeywrench]

uiuuuu

[Talisman]

im full and I think im starting to get blue balls....back later

I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.

[NSP]

Wassup everyone?

[Monkeywrench]

wasup NSP!

[wertdog91]

We're back

Oh hello

[Monkeywrench]

}}}}}}}}

[NSP]

Im just watchin the Final Four. Be back laters!

[Monkeywrench]

i forgot about the FF lol

[RogueWingnut]

Oh hello

Oh Hi There

[Monkeywrench]

..1

[Monkeywrench]

..2

[Monkeywrench]

..3

[Lody]

Where is the Quick changing Abercrombie girl??????

[Monkeywrench]

..4

[Monkeywrench]

..5

[Monkeywrench]

..6

[RogueWingnut]

Ya know....World War Z could happen.

[Monkeywrench]

..7

[Monkeywrench]

..8

[Monkeywrench]

..9

[Monkeywrench]

.10

[Monkeywrench]

.11

[wertdog91]

Oh Hi There

How's it hanging

[RogueWingnut]

Chillin
I think the thread is starting to die..

[lucard123]

Ya know....World War Z could happen.

How are you enjoying it? I loved it and sent it to one of my buddies stationed in iraq.. he is getting all his guys into it too

[wertdog91]

Chillin
I think the thread is starting to die..

Ah, it's Saturday night. Everyone must be washing their hair

[lucard123]

everyone watching the game?

[PitViper]

everyone watching the game?

Right now I'm watching the Red Sox get HOUSED by Texas!

12-5 top of the 7th....nice!

[PitViper]

Just switched to Kentucky UCONN...

I'm pretty indifferent here, but I used to rock a UK Starter jacket back when...so go Wildcats lol.

[wertdog91]

Right now I'm watching the Red Sox get HOUSED by Texas!

12-5 top of the 7th....nice!

That's very nice. Fuck the sox

[lucard123]

Uconn

[wertdog91]

Ah, I'm watching Blackhawk Down

[daremo]

As promised, photos for Broke/Drunk Con attendees only.

POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU!

This is the most dangerous figure ever- Bolo the Power Ninja. This figure is so dangerous; I will not let you win it unless you agree to the following rules:

1. Never look Bolo in the eye.
2. Never turn your back on Bolo.
3. If you have a Boogeyman in your closet, warn him that Bolo is coming.
4. Do not let Bolo near any other ninjas - he will snap their o-ring in half or pop their heads off.
5. Finally, you must send a note when you win that says "I am ready for Bolo." I will enforce this.

May God have mercy on the winner.

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/daremo/Broke-Con-Bolo/dscn1722.jpg

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/daremo/Broke-Con-Bolo/dscn1723.jpg

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/daremo/Broke-Con-Bolo/dscn1726.jpg

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/daremo/Broke-Con-Bolo/dscn1728.jpg

He won't let me reveal his face.

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/daremo/Broke-Con-Bolo/dscn1720.jpg

[daremo]

Ok, let's rack up some posts!

[lucard123]

Thats great Daremo

[RogueWingnut]

Bolo!!!!!!!

[daremo]

What prize are we on now?

[RogueWingnut]

Quorra at 9500.

[PitViper]

Badass Ninja daremo!!

[daremo]

Rack em and attack em!

[wertdog91]

Nice, Bolo

[daremo]

I played whirlyball ball today. Fun as hell. Bumper cars + lacrosse + bar = good times!

[wertdog91]

* fart*

[daremo]

Only a couple thousand more posts and Bolo can be your master, lol.

[daremo]

What's the most exciting thing at Joe Con so far?

I'm pretty excited about Storm Shadow.

[wertdog91]

Only a couple thousand more posts and Bolo can be your master, lol.

That's funny you picked that number. I was gonna do that for the next prize I put up

[daremo]

Anybody getting their drink on?

[daremo]

I should go dig through my stuff for something else to give away. 9500 is a long way off!

[daremo]

Crazy to think that the whole Bolo thing started here (http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-joe-ebay/9846-made-me-laugh-out-loud.html#post135961) back in 2008.

[Talisman]

I've decided to take up quilting. Thoughts?

[Talisman]

And can someone please tell me who the feck Bolo is?

[Lody]

Abercrombie girl

[daremo]

Jin Saotome (http://www.angelfire.com/mech/jinsaotome/JinsDangerousToys/Bolo.html) made a Bolo after seeing that thread.

[wertdog91]

And can someone please tell me who the feck Bolo is?

He gave birth to chuck Norris

[Lody]

Girlie?

[Lody]

boobies?

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/whydontuhaveaseat.gif

[Lody]

Still waiting here

[Lody]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/whydontuhaveaseat.gif

WTF???

She's 18 now!

[Lody]

phucking Chris Handson

[Lody]

How many hard-ons is he responsible for killing?

[Lody]

phucking dateline

[wertdog91]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/whydontuhaveaseat.gif

Hahaha

[Lody]

phucking NBC

[daremo]

And can someone please tell me who the feck Bolo is?

He was an Remco? ninja up for auction on Ebay. The guy selling him had a great description of the not so compelling custom. There were tons of Bolo references on the Tank after that.

This is what he looked like, but without the sword.

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/daremo/Water-Tower/bolo.jpg

[Lody]

phucking pedophiles

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/ScarlettCrawl.gif

[daremo]

Move out!

[daremo]

Me likey the gif Wingnut!

[wertdog91]

Move out!

Aye, aye

[Lody]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/ScarlettCrawl.gif

Claire Danes??

[Sho Nuff]

Pop pop

[daremo]

Whenever Chris Hansen says have a seat, you know you've been busted.

[Sho Nuff]

Claire Danes??

Tom Hanks

[wertdog91]

Fingerblast em

[daremo]

Scarlett Johansson?

[Lody]

Tom Hanks looks GOOD

[Lody]

Scarlett Johansson?

Nah

Her jugs aint that jiggly

[daremo]

It doesn't matter what her name is, does it?

[Sho Nuff]

Tom Hanks looks GOOD

It's the lighting

[daremo]

I have no clue. As usual.

[Lody]

Fingerblast em

I can think of a few things I wanna do with her and my fingers

[wertdog91]

It doesn't matter what her name is, does it?

No it dont

[daremo]

Snail's pace.

[wertdog91]

I can think of a few things I wanna do with her and my fingers

Oh yea!

[Sho Nuff]

I can think of a few things I wanna do with her and my fingers

thumb wrestle?

[wertdog91]

Snail's pace.

Yea seems it

[Lody]

thumb wrestle?

More like salami Swacking

[Lody]

c'mere bitch

[Lody]

I'll hit ya with so many lefts that you'll be begging for a right

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/ScarlettCrawl.gif

It is in fact Scarlett Johanson.

[Lody]

you like that?

[Sho Nuff]

It is in fact Scarlett Johanson.

That's what she said.... BOING!!!!!!!!

[Lody]

you'll be doing more than crawling on yer knees when I get down with ya

[Lody]

lick it up baby

[Lody]

LICK
IT
UP

:D

oh yeah

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/spock.gif

[Lody]

giggity giggity goo

[Sho Nuff]

LICK
IT
UP

:D

oh yeah

http://i36.tinypic.com/2h4wefb.gif

[Lody]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/spock.gif

Spock ain't no fool

[Lody]

I'm going to hit it Captain

it's the only logical thing to do

[Sho Nuff]

pop pop pop

[Sho Nuff]

plop plop plop

[wertdog91]

giggity giggity goo

All right

[Sho Nuff]

splop splop splop

[daremo]

ker plop.

[wertdog91]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/spock.gif

That's fucking hilarious

[RogueWingnut]

its always interesting when Lody joins a thread

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/camo.gif

[Lody]

Captain's Log

Stardate 696969

"I've seen to cream and ruin yet another set of pants

The crew is wondering why I have to keep wandering to the laundry room"

[Sho Nuff]

skeet skeet skeet

[daremo]

Less than 270 to go!

[Sho Nuff]

Woo

[Sho Nuff]

wait...

[Lody]

Mr Spock was seen knocking boots with a three headed alien last night-he kept wanting to show her the Vulcan death grip in his drawers.

[Talisman]

He was an Remco? ninja up for auction on Ebay. The guy selling him had a great description of the not so compelling custom. There were tons of Bolo references on the Tank after that.

This is what he looked like, but without the sword.

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/daremo/Water-Tower/bolo.jpg

Someday I'll understand memes. Someday.

[RogueWingnut]

Take a Deep Breath

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/bubble-gum-blower.gif

[wertdog91]

Ha!

[Lody]

Mr Scotty was overhead telling Mr Spock that he was "Giving her all he's got"

[Sho Nuff]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://l.yimg.com/l/im_siggcJROV8OUpp4MlP9AXlpvtw---y626/tv/us/img/site/58/98/0000075898_20110402185711.jpg

[daremo]

Add another log onto the fire.

[Lody]

Bones was then quoted saying "Damit he was 4 inches not 12-what's he look like? Long Dong Silver?"

[daremo]

Heh heh.

[Sho Nuff]

hard to tell which one looks worse...

http://l.yimg.com/l/im_sigg_IFjHos8m3l2fWDS5CMANQ---y626/tv/us/img/site/59/07/0000075907_20110402185733.jpg

[Lody]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://l.yimg.com/l/im_siggcJROV8OUpp4MlP9AXlpvtw---y626/tv/us/img/site/58/98/0000075898_20110402185711.jpg

Just threw up in my mouth