The OFFICAL 2011 BROKE/DRUNK CON THREAD

[wormser]

boom

[daremo]

Well?

[Un-dead Soldier]

Cmon!!!!

[arashikage tat]

again

[lucard123]

sweeeeet... serpy you get a second wife

[Un-dead Soldier]

No! Crap man!!!

[wormser]

damn!!!! i missed by 1 post! same happened last night with the cobra island 7 pack

[Serpymatt]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo!

Congrats Lucard :)

[daremo]

Alright! Way to go Lucard!!!

[Un-dead Soldier]

dnggbagna8iaidigjogjsognjbsghjsitj0gjsgoisjgsogns

[arashikage tat]

f*ck this thread! :)

[lucard123]

Hold on Lucard!

thanks with the help with the premature ejaculation

[Un-dead Soldier]

rrrrRAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEE!!!!!

[wormser]

sweeeeet... serpy you get a second wife

congrats post 8499

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa208/WORMSER_2007/whores/denise-milani-runaway-bride-4.jpg

[daremo]

damn!!!! i missed by 1 post! same happened last night with the cobra island 7 pack

Well if it makes you feel any better, I missed it and your wife, lol.

[Un-dead Soldier]

*sigh* Alright. Well, congrats Lucard. Later all! See you next prize.

[homer_sapien]

I'm back.

[lucard123]

there was a seven pack last night

[daremo]

Next up is a familar model from the canceled collection...

POST 9000: Polar Sharc! (From Xenos)

[homer_sapien]

Anybody know how to kill an AT-AT in lego star wars complete saga for the DS.

[daremo]

Less than 500 to go for the next milestone.

I have to cut out soon...

[daremo]

Is this it? Got it from google.

You use the touchpad to draw circles with the stylus (or your finger) around the AT-AT till it falls down, then you shoot it with the lasers.



Read more: Answers.com - How do you defeat the at-at on hoth in lego starwars The Complete Saga DS (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_defeat_the_at-at_on_hoth_in_lego_starwars_The_Complete_Saga_DS#i xzz1INeW726p)

[homer_sapien]

11:38

[homer_sapien]

Have to if I can check there from dialysis. Gamefaqs won,t work here.

[daremo]

10:38 for me.

[homer_sapien]

Gotta wait and see if it loads.

[daremo]

Got to check out, later fellas.

[homer_sapien]

Still loading

[homer_sapien]

Later daremo

[RogueWingnut]

morning guys
what'd i miss?
Lucard, PM me you info pls.

[homer_sapien]

I'm trying to play lego sw while posting

[homer_sapien]

But I can't figure how to kill an at-at without a tow cable to trip it

[RogueWingnut]

Renegades Law and Order - articulated dog with armor, comes with handcuffs
Airtight - 100% new tools, removable helmet with new head sculpt
Lifeline - tons of gear, medic oriented, and has guns, helmet removable and new head sculpt. I V Bag that connects to wounded figures.

Respect will be paid motherf-cker.

[homer_sapien]

Stupid at-at

[homer_sapien]

Renegades Law and Order - articulated dog with armor, comes with handcuffs
Airtight - 100% new tools, removable helmet with new head sculpt
Lifeline - tons of gear, medic oriented, and has guns, helmet removable and new head sculpt. I V Bag that connects to wounded figures.

Respect will be paid motherf-cker.

Want now!

[Black Llama]

I am officially stuck at the airport :\ I am not a happy llama.

[homer_sapien]

I don't have enough posts yet.

[homer_sapien]

I am officially stuck at the airport :\ I am not a happy llama.

That sucks.

[RogueWingnut]

Llama, I grabbed more prizes
Do you want me to PM you or what?

[homer_sapien]

12:03

[homer_sapien]

Finally killed the At-Ats

[Dawg99]

congrats lucard

[homer_sapien]

Finished hoth and saved my game

[homer_sapien]

2 story levels down

[homer_sapien]

28 to go

[homer_sapien]

Thinking about spending some of points to unlock destroyer droid as playable character

[homer_sapien]

12:17

[homer_sapien]

12:18

[Dawg99]

whats next?

[homer_sapien]

I don't know yet

[homer_sapien]

I need an astromech droid to open a couple doors in the first mission.

[homer_sapien]

I have to find out the earliest mission I can do that will let me get an astromech.

[OSOK]

|||

[homer_sapien]

I want more jedi to use too.

[homer_sapien]

Osok. Pick which movie I should do a misson for.

[RogueWingnut]

whats next?

I don't know yet

If LLama doesnt respond soon I'll post the next prizes I picked up with Post Counts so we have a goal.

oh and
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/sneezy.gif

[OSOK]

movie?

[Dawg99]

sweet lets do this

[homer_sapien]

12:34

[OSOK]

whats the code for posting gifs?

[Dawg99]

posting whores

[homer_sapien]

movie?

Which star wars movie should I play in lego sw.

[Dawg99]

fkn snow

[homer_sapien]

12:39

[Dawg99]

10:38

[homer_sapien]

Gonna try rots and see if I can unlocl some clones. Later.

[Dawg99]

10:41

[WeaponXCustoms]

come on polar sharc!

[RogueWingnut]

whats the code for posting gifs?

Same as an image
Just need to have the link to the gif ;)
Like me.

[Dawg99]

10:42

[Dawg99]

10:43

[homer_sapien]

Damn. Forgot rots starts with a space battle

[RogueWingnut]

What to wear...
What to wear...
What to wear...

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/lc8m7.gif

[Dawg99]

10:44

[homer_sapien]

12:49

[Dawg99]

10:46

[Monkeywrench]

hey hey

[Dawg99]

hey monkey

[RogueWingnut]

i'm waiting for more of a crowd to show up lol

[Dawg99]

wake up everyone

[RogueWingnut]

wake up everyone

Dude the pics are up
People are either OMGing or Rubbing one or both or crying because they're gonna go broke...or all 3 like me.

[Dawg99]

time to get your drink on

[Monkeywrench]

wake up everyone

i just woke up lol

[Dawg99]

damn that skystriker is Sexy both versions

[homer_sapien]

12:53

[Dawg99]

well good morning then MW

[WeaponXCustoms]

did not see the Zombie viper coming...thats just .....wow

[homer_sapien]

hey hey

Hi hi

[homer_sapien]

did not see the Zombie viper coming...thats just .....wow

What?

[RogueWingnut]

did not see the Zombie viper coming...thats just .....wow

Dio-wowa!

[homer_sapien]

Has there been New stuff shown at joecon?

[RogueWingnut]

Wow...dude...
New G.I. Joe Figures for Late 2011 Early 2012 - JoeCon 2011 - GI Joe News (http://www.hisstank.com/gi-joe-news/conventions-9/new-gi-joe-figures-for-late-2011-early-2012---joecon-2011-10295/)

Go to the Home Page ;)

[homer_sapien]

Damn typos.

[Monkeywrench]

the new pics aren't going anywhere lol. look at them later. this is drunkcon

[WeaponXCustoms]

bah me sum penish and qwack!

[homer_sapien]

Kwinn!

[Monkeywrench]

@@@@

[RogueWingnut]

You didnt get banned yet? lol
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/kitty.gif

[WeaponXCustoms]

not yet. lol

[Dawg99]

$$$$$$$$$

[Dawg99]

lets go 9000 here we come

[homer_sapien]

I'm posting and looking.

[wormser]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa208/WORMSER_2007/whores/three_hot_girls_bikini.jpg

[Dawg99]

lets get this train rollin

[Monkeywrench]

whats the 9000 prize?

[homer_sapien]

Which pic is the zombie viper?

[Dawg99]

sweet pics wormser

[Monkeywrench]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa208/WORMSER_2007/whores/three_hot_girls_bikini.jpg

yes!

[WeaponXCustoms]

Which pic is the zombie viper?

the rotten blue guy with rotten clothes????

[Dawg99]

......

[WeaponXCustoms]

the girls are slowing down this threads progression

[RogueWingnut]

POST 9000: Polar Sharc! (From Xenos)

[Monkeywrench]

keep moving

[Dawg99]

%%%%5

[Monkeywrench]

!!!!

[RogueWingnut]

criminals hoe!!!!

[homer_sapien]

Thanks. The thumbnails are tiny on my reader. Hard to tell what they before clicking and witing for the full pic to load.

[Monkeywrench]

??????

[Dawg99]

$%&@

[WeaponXCustoms]

bumblebee tuna!

[Monkeywrench]

=======

[homer_sapien]

Less than an hour left at dialysis.

[OSOK]

9000?

[homer_sapien]

Then I go toy hunting.

[Dawg99]

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><

[RogueWingnut]

Yes Dave.
9000.

[homer_sapien]

Damn. Rots space battle didn't unlock any new character.

[Monkeywrench]

(((((((((((((

[OSOK]

i should go toy hunting.....if my car wasnt being shady

[homer_sapien]

Put the game away. New figure con news is too distracting.

[Monkeywrench]

++++++++++++++++

[homer_sapien]

Our cars issues already cost me some finds.

[WeaponXCustoms]

penis

[OSOK]

...

[WeaponXCustoms]

what?

[crock master]

um i think i am broke and at home

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/artcigarette.gif

[homer_sapien]

Had to max my credit card for the car and couldn't get stuff that showed up on hts.

[crock master]

so like there is almost 900 pages of this crap

[crock master]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/artcigarette.gif

this gives me an idea, so im gonna go fire one up

[OSOK]

tits

[homer_sapien]

30 minutes left for me.

[WeaponXCustoms]

beavers and ducks!

[homer_sapien]

Boobs!

[RogueWingnut]

tits

Oh alright....http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/Rosario20Dawson20-20Clerks20II2020062002-5.gif

Remember....I did promise some fireworks today.

[OSOK]

Oh alright....http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/Rosario20Dawson20-20Clerks20II2020062002-5.gif

Remember....I did promise some fireworks today.
jiggly

[Monkeywrench]

%%%%

[RogueWingnut]

so like there is almost 900 pages of this crap

We play by forum page default.
First person to hit the Post Marker, wins the prize.

[WeaponXCustoms]

why does that ugly chic in that gif keep popping up! there's at least 2 diff ones of her doing the same dance

[homer_sapien]

Quack!

[Monkeywrench]

))))((((

[RogueWingnut]

why does that ugly chic in that gif keep popping up! there's at least 2 diff ones of her doing the same dance

Thats Rosario Dawson...and she aint ugly.
Think about alternatives I can put up
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/81358553-1.gif

Be Afraid WX.
Be Very Afraid.

[WeaponXCustoms]

Rosario Dawson is ugly to me her mouth is big enough to fit half a whopper in one bite and her eyes are too big, lol

[WeaponXCustoms]

Thats Rosario Dawson...and she aint ugly.
Think about alternatives I can put up
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/81358553-1.gif

Be Afraid WX.
Be Very Afraid.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgs2esfPhS1qh4nf6o1_500.gif

[homer_sapien]

23 minutes left.

[OSOK]

YouTube - Lil Wayne - 6 Foot 7 Foot (Explicit) ft. Cory Gunz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tOAGY59uQ)

[RogueWingnut]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgs2esfPhS1qh4nf6o1_500.gif

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/colbertomg.gif

[WeaponXCustoms]

Little Fockers sucked

[OSOK]

bitch, real gs move in silence like lasagna

[Monkeywrench]

Rosario Dawson is ugly to me her mouth is big enough to fit half a whopper in one bite and her eyes are too big, lol

i need girls to have big mouths. otherwise it won't fit

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/983224_o.gif

[OSOK]

Thats Rosario Dawson...and she aint ugly.
Think about alternatives I can put up
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/81358553-1.gif

Be Afraid WX.
Be Very Afraid.
she sweats butter

[WeaponXCustoms]

i need girls to have big mouths. otherwise it won't fit

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le9czfwDvK1qflauho1_r1_500.gif

[Black Swan]

Morning or Afternoon my Broke/Drunk Con Brothers!
I am so f-ing hungover right now.

[RogueWingnut]

bitch, real gs move in silence like lasagna

That's it.
He's lost it.
Who had today in the pool?

[Monkeywrench]

wasup swan!

[OSOK]

Morning or Afternoon my Broke/Drunk Con Brothers!
I am so f-ing hungover right now.
im lovin all my quotes HAHAHA!

[Black Swan]

wasup swan!
Hey MW.
Can't somebody tell the room to stop spinning ?

[RogueWingnut]

Morning or Afternoon my Broke/Drunk Con Brothers!
I am so f-ing hungover right now.

Swanny!
Guys, give me a few minutes and I'll post an updated Prize sheet.

[Black Swan]

im lovin all my quotes HAHAHA!
Wha?

I don't remember much from about 10 (my Time) last night.
There was a lot of boobs.Then I passed out.

[WeaponXCustoms]

Swanny!
Guys, give me a few minutes and I'll post an updated Prize sheet.

waiting...http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/174875_o.gif

[Monkeywrench]

Hey MW.
Can't somebody tell the room to stop spinning ?

just stare at the lifeline pics and u will be okay lol

[homer_sapien]

Starting to pack my stuff to leave.

[Black Swan]

Swanny!
Guys, give me a few minutes and I'll post an updated Prize sheet.
Hey RW !

Ugh ... my head hurts like a MOFO .

[Talisman]

Broke, broken, and contemplating a life of evil. Those are my reasons.

At least I got chicken.

[WeaponXCustoms]

got to get tough yo joe!

[homer_sapien]

8 minutes

[WeaponXCustoms]

boners?

[RogueWingnut]

UPDATED POST COUNT - NEW PRIZES ADDED FROM WINGNUT

POST 100: Bag of RoC launchers from RolandofGilead (is that really winning something )
Winner is Undead soldier
POST 250: 2010 CONN Exclusive from Black Llama
Winner is Lucard123
POST 500: RoC Alley Viper from Black Llama
Winner is Undead Soldier
POST 1000: Darkseid83 5 PTE figures
Winner is WertDog
POST 1500: gets a EDITED version of Jamie Foxx's newest album
Winner is NSP
POST 1750: Arctic Hiss and 3 Joes from NSP
Winner is Black Swan
POST Own a page, win some Jettfire art!
Winner is Dawg99
Be a cockblocker!: If someone get's 9 posts on a page, and you are number 10, then you win!
Winner is Sho Nuff
POST 2500: MiB POC Hisstank!
Winner is Xenos
POST 3000: A custom signature from Kneroh for you! 3! 25th DVD pack figures
Winner is ZX670
POST 4000: HOH BAT, IM2 Comic Iron Monger, PoC Alley Viper, MU Bullseye, RoC Pit Commando (Thanks to Sharky)
Winner is Wert
POST 5000: Metalpocalypse season 1 and art by llama!
Winner is Wingnut with a BOOM! Head Shot!, regifted for Post 5999
POST 5225: a Pink Trubble and Jungle Terror(Thanks to Black Swan)
Winner is Wingnut by snipe shot.
POST 5999: Metalpocalypes DVD and Black Llama original art!
Winner is Lucard123
POST 6000: HOH BAT, HOH Viper, RoC White Coat Rex, RoC PPSnake Eyes (black Timber), 25th Clear Wraith (Thanks to Sharky) - Winner is Serpy
POST 6666: Action figure from OSOK (could be A Low Light! could also be a Zhu Zhu pet......)
Winner is Xenos
POST 7000: Elite Viper, Range Viper and Desert Ram
Winner is WeaponXCustoms
POST 7500: Custom Leatherneck from WeaponX Customs!
Winner is Cobra Terrorist
POST 7777: Black Ku StormShadow MOC and Mini Lego X-Wing From Wertdog91
Winner is Black Swan
POST 8118: DOCI pack!!!! From Black SwaN!
Winner is NSP
POST 8500: WM Exclusive RoC Outpost Defender (From Wingnut)
Winner is Lucard123
POST 9000: Polar Sharc! (From Xenos)
POST 9500: Tron Legacy Quorra Figure! (From Wingnut)
POST 10000: MU Arch Angel and PoC Low Light (From Black Swan!)
POST 10800: MU Target Exclusive Iron Man + Punisher 2-Pack (From Wingnut)
POST 11111: Nothing Special from Monkeywrench (25th ann Crimson Guard!)
POST 12611: SDCC USA SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST 13131: BOLO OWNS YOU! (see link below)
http://www.hisstank.com/forum/2422962-post7920.html

[WeaponXCustoms]

my Indiana Jones is going to be fighting some Zombies in the fall

[Fast_Draw]

Boo.

[homer_sapien]

Nurse wants to start my takeoff.

Later guys.

Try not to hit 10K before I get back on.

[WeaponXCustoms]

fap fap fap

[WeaponXCustoms]

later Homer good luck with the Nurse

[Fast_Draw]

Nah, let's go backwards...

[Monkeywrench]

#####

[Black Swan]

WOW !I gave away another prize last night.
HAHAHA' .Don't remember that.

Now I know I got seriously wasted ,lol

[Talisman]

Knife. Gun.

KnifeGun!

[Monkeywrench]

^^^^^

[RogueWingnut]

Knife. Gun.

KnifeGun!

KnifeWrench!
Practical and Safe!

[Talisman]

KnifeWrench!
Practical and Safe!

Like the HoverHoover! Unlike the Smokeaccino!

[Black Swan]

That Kwinn really looks nice!

[Talisman]

That Kwinn really looks nice!
I just want the Ma-Deuce. Troop build the hell out of him just so I can have the Browning to slap on various vehicles.

[Monkeywrench]

I can't believe how good the renegades figs look

[RogueWingnut]

Like the HoverHoover! Unlike the Smokeaccino!

DrillFork!
It can Drill and Fork!
Mostly Fork!

[WeaponXCustoms]

anyone else not know who the fuck Kwinn was? I had to google him

[Talisman]

I can't believe how good the renegades figs look

Show accurate AND fit in well with the PoC Crowd? Darn skippy they are!

[lucard123]

checking in guys

[lucard123]

gotta charge up laptop

[RogueWingnut]

Lucard!
Send me your addy so I can mail today!

[Monkeywrench]

anyone else not know who the fuck Kwinn was? I had to google him

hes from the early marvel days

[lucard123]

you got it brother
thanks wingnut

[RogueWingnut]

hes from the early marvel days

very early
one of the early greats that went before their time

[Monkeywrench]

""""""""

[WeaponXCustoms]

plus side he has shorts! = great custom fodder. I can finally make a Dennis Nedry from Jurrassic Park properly now, with Recondo's head and hat on that figure, DONE.

[lucard123]

Lucard!
Send me your addy so I can mail today!

I sent it.. thnks wing

[Black Swan]

Hey lucard !Congrats.!

Wow all those pics of the news stuff look outstanding . Law & Order, Lifeline , Airtight ... plus all the Renegades Joes.

you called it RW last night.

[Monkeywrench]

:::::::::

[WeaponXCustoms]

I think its hilarious all the people that were bitching that we thought those vintage figures were a hint and now this! We're only missing a couple now and those are probably still enroute

[Lody]

anyone else not know who the fuck Kwinn was? I had to google him

Disappointing

Truly the lack of vintage Joe history is lacking on this website

[Fast_Draw]

I will not rest until there is a modern Fast Draw.

[Lody]

burp

[RogueWingnut]

Hey lucard !Congrats.!

Wow all those pics of the news stuff look outstanding . Law & Order, Lifeline , Airtight ... plus all the Renegades Joes.

you called it RW last night.

I think its hilarious all the people that were bitching that we thought those vintage figures were a hint and now this! We're only missing a couple now and those are probably still enroute

Every one of them can kiss my ass.
I got discounted because 'you said it might be Night Boomer but theres no Night Boomer so blech'

[Lody]

I will not rest until there is a modern Fast Draw.

You got a LONG way to go then

WTH is going on in RI anyway???

[WeaponXCustoms]

Disappointing

Truly the lack of vintage Joe history is lacking on this website

why not just make a Joe Colton if they are going to make something that obscrure...I mean really...He's cool and after reading his filecard I like him a lot but why him, why now?

[Lody]

sad sad sad

no boobies for me

[RogueWingnut]

http://cdn.hisstank.com/gi-joe-news/attach/1/Cobra-Trooper-Renegades-8_1301767770.jpg

That is f'n beautiful
Off to Post Office, hopefully I make it.

[Lody]

why not just make a Joe Colton if they are going to make something that obscrure...I mean really...He's cool and after reading his filecard I like him a lot but why him, why now?

He's been requested since 25th launched. He's a very iconic character. He was Snake Eyes before Snake Eyes was Snake Eyes. He had that kind of lore in the early histroy.

[RogueWingnut]

sad sad sad

no boobies for me

Just for Lody...something new.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/naughty.gif

[Monkeywrench]

Lllllll

[Lody]

boobies

[Monkeywrench]

rrrrrrrr

[Monkeywrench]

\\\\\\\\\

[WeaponXCustoms]

cause u cant motor boat a personality

[Monkeywrench]

holy balls TNI has some awesome pics

[WeaponXCustoms]

ok then

[Fast_Draw]

Holy balls? Don't you mean holy tits?

[Monkeywrench]

Holy balls? Don't you mean holy tits?

holy whatever. they have some amazing high res close ups

[Monkeywrench]

keep moving along

[Fast_Draw]

Tits > Balls

It's been scientifically proven I think.

[Monkeywrench]

i prefer a good booty

[Monkeywrench]

_________

[arashikage tat]

juggs

[Monkeywrench]

A-Tat wasup brah?

[OSOK]

+++++++++++++++++

[Monkeywrench]

...........................

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://i.toynewsi.com/g/albums/2011_Joe_Con/Hasbro/Day_2//IMG_3816.jpg

[OSOK]

***

[Monkeywrench]

!!!!

[OSOK]

post moar

[Monkeywrench]

and

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/1161118378057.jpg

[WeaponXCustoms]

http://i.toynewsi.com/g/albums/2011_Joe_Con/Hasbro/Day_2//IMG_3941.jpg

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/1937_7.jpg

[Monkeywrench]

spama jama

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/funny_tombstone_77_sized.jpg

[Dawg99]

Post 9800 get's this vintage lot of stuff

http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt232/dawg99_09/satudayapril2nd001.jpg

[WeaponXCustoms]

Post 9800 get's this vintage lot of stuff

http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt232/dawg99_09/satudayapril2nd001.jpg

nice! fodder :D

[OSOK]

_______________

[WeaponXCustoms]

Osok flatlined!!! teabag him whiles he's down!